GTA: San Andreas. It's better than sex.

[Frankie]

'nuff said. This game is the fucking shit, hands down.

[Kirk]

im addicted also...its fun when you open up the whole map

[SilentBob86]

yes..this game roxors...very fun.I wish i didnt turn in my copy...but SWG has consumed me as a whole

[Frankie]

I just opened the whole map last night and started doing the car stealing missions at the dock. I have a shitload of cash now. Anybody else find it incredibly hard to do Zero's missions at the RC shop? I really wish I had mouse aim for that shit.

[...mikey]

i was going to buy this on xbox last night, but the used copies were $45, and new was $49. so, wtf, i bought fable instead for $20 new and love it.

[SilentBob86]

I just opened the whole map last night and started doing the car stealing missions at the dock. I have a shitload of cash now. Anybody else find it incredibly hard to do Zero's missions at the RC shop? I really wish I had mouse aim for that shit.
Yeah, that shit took me 4ever to beat.....its harder than a bitch....

[jabtay]

I just opened the whole map last night and started doing the car stealing missions at the dock. I have a shitload of cash now. Anybody else find it incredibly hard to do Zero's missions at the RC shop? I really wish I had mouse aim for that shit.
I have beaten the first mission, and beat the second one barely when power went out. I havent been able to beat it since. I think the trick is to get there in the morning so you can see the little bastads

[Frankie]

Buy a mod chip and then rent the game for $6 at blockbuster :P

Yeah, I tried to do that first mission once and failed miserably. I'm having more fun stealing cars right now anyway. After I'm done with that I might finish up the missions for Woozie and get the casino.

[Buddha]

i love the game too, i beat it like 2 weeks ago and i still have tons of things to do, great game. i cant wait for the next generation of GTA on xbox 360 and PS3, its gonna be insanity

[Pookie Bear]

i need to get my copy back and start playing again.. i only got like 10missons in...

[Clint]

i played it once, it has sat ever since

[Shawn]

i was going to buy this on xbox last night, but the used copies were $45, and new was $49. so, wtf, i bought fable instead for $20 new and love it.

That shit is addicting. Every single little thing you do affects what the character becomes.

[Kirk]

i was going to buy this on xbox last night, but the used copies were $45, and new was $49. so, wtf, i bought fable instead for $20 new and love it.
$40 and a new hard drive and then you would only need to rent games from now on... ;-)

[moldyhands]

once i got the harrier jet i stopped playing it so much. i used to love dogfighting over the city. that game is the only game that cheat codes actually make more fun. all the money, weapons, and health you need to kill innocents, police, and vehicles.

[BACON]

I wish my life was like GTA san andreas

[Frankie]

I fucking beat those Zero missions last night. Wow, what a pain in the ass they are! I also bought the airstrip last night, which is totally bad fucking bad ass.

[Kirk]

I wish my life was like GTA san andreas
just move into the ghetto and you are good to roll :-P

[TSX24L]

If i could be a character in a video game it would be max payne. Or a sim in the sims.

[fresh&clean]

I think Im gonna go play it now lol. I forgot about it.

[NeC]

http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/07/15/news_6129301.html
This also works in the Xbox version.

[TampaTraps]

who has gone base jumping off the skyscapers, now that's hot.

[...mikey]

$40 and a new hard drive and then you would only need to rent games from now on... ;-)

i pm'd ya, let me know when you're available and what my options are ill bring it by

[Orion ZyGarian]

who has gone base jumping off the skyscapers, now that's hot.

Best way to get ANYWHERE: get a plane, fly to the spot, then jump out. I LOVE IT!

Oh yeah, and does ANYBODY else see turbos on the minimap when you are going on the on-ramps in this game??

[Frankie]

Yes, all I see are turbos actually. My old lady has a turbo on the left side of her vagina if you stare at it just right.

>$5,000,000 playing black jack in the casino last night. I now own every piece of buyable property in the game :D

[...mikey]

i was told at blockbuster tonight that because of the new found porno cheat, its rating changed to adult and they arent allowed to rent it out anymore, which is why i cant find it for rent anywhere.. bah.

[TampaTraps]

Yes, all I see are turbos actually. My old lady has a turbo on the left side of her vagina if you stare at it just right.

>$5,000,000 playing black jack in the casino last night. I now own every piece of buyable property in the game :D


you need to go play the horeses not as hard as you think i was at finchs and he won on the long shot 12-1 odds 5 times in a row some like 66mill holy crap.

[adrian_302]

i like to get infinite ammo with the rocket launcher and just own everyone. including all the choppers that come after me :lol:

[Just Dave]

Are there cheats for the XBox version? I'd like to play through the whole game, but don't feel like replaying alot of the missions if they get screwed up. If I had infinite life so I could complete each mission on the first try I'd love the game a whole lot more :D

[Frankie]

There are a ton of cheats for the Xbox, do a google search. The sex patch isn't as cool as the news made it sound, but it was amusing to fuck with last night. Hopefully I didn't corrupt my save games though.

[Graves]

Anyone have the XBOX version I can borrow? They've even removed it from teh shelves now.

[TSX24L]

I jumped out the the plane and got as high as i could, thats pretty fun.

[Superkaioken]

easyiest thing to do is download a game save for the game i did now i have everything complete and 100% its fun ass hell to play the 100% with friends over see who can kill the most with now health or armor cheat. go to codejunkies.com very good site to get gamesaves from... right now im doing the stoner missions i wanna know what went down in the game.

[Clint]

so you need the ARMAX for the "hot coffee" code?

weak

[Frankie]

It's easy to modify your Xbox saves if you have a modded Xbox. FTP in, grab 'em, mod 'em, FTP 'em back.

Graves, I have a copy on my Xbox. I guess I could download it off of there for ya, but I'm pretty sure it's huge.

[moldyhands]

even though it's not a cheat, i love to get the race motorcycle at the airport in san fierro. that this is unbelievably fast. there's a jump you can do in the desert where you jump across the entire lake (toward the north side of the lake).

also, has anyone based jumped off the golden gate? use the jetpack to get up there and there's a parachute waiting for you. i believe you can just walk up the cables too if you want to.

[Just Dave]

bah, this game sucks. I found cheat codes for unlimited health and no wanted level, but the game is just unplayable. The controls are so fucked up I can't stand playing it for more than 20 minutes.

[Clint]

bah half the fun is running from the cops!

[jabtay]

I load up on weapons (mini-gun) and start blasting away. I can get the military involved in under a minute. then I steal their tank. There are actually quite a few things I do still. I will get killed, load up on weapons and steal a motorcycle. Then I will get off the bike walk away and start blastin people. When I get 3-4 stars I get back on the bike and haul ass to the airport. Usually by the time I get there i have 5-6 stars :lol:. Then I try to steal a helicopter to fly to are 61 and steal a harrier. I usually make it to the airport where the military rip my shit apart

[moldyhands]

what's also fun is nose diving the harrier or any plane right down toward the middle of the city and jumping out and pulling the parachute, then watch the carnage as you glide down to earth prepared to shoot any unlucky survivors.

[Graves]

Damn you all. I want this damn game lol

[Frankie]

I was holed up in my garage last night, behind a car, wasting bitches with an M4. After a few tanks shows up I ran inside and dropped my wanted level. Man, this game is such a stress reliever.

If it makes you happy, Graves, a copy of San Adreas is on usenet right now for the PC.

[Graves]

I was holed up in my garage last night, behind a car, wasting bitches with an M4. After a few tanks shows up I ran inside and dropped my wanted level. Man, this game is such a stress reliever.

If it makes you happy, Graves, a copy of San Adreas is on usenet right now for the PC.



I think I got someone bringing it over so I can burn it on my XBOX tonight. Just gotta burn Dazed and Confused and Clockwork Orange to DVD for em.

[TSX24L]

would that be fucking sick if GTA was online?

[...mikey]

someone please get me a copy of this, or sell me it, for XBOX.. im sick of looking, you cant rent it ANYWHERE. not even gamefly.

[Frankie]

Maddox is the best!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ticket_to_hell



I just wanted a video game, not eternal damnation in hell.

So I was sitting around the other day, playing "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas," when suddenly I received an email with an attachment called "hot coffee mod." So I did what I always do when I get programs from strangers in my email: I ran it.

Then I went back to playing the game and didn't notice anything different, except for when I took my in-game girlfriend back home, she now asks "how about a little coffee?" Naturally I got excited, because I was expecting to see a scene with the protagonist, Carl, and his girlfriend, Denise, sipping a tall cup of joe and discussing the finer points of globalization and how cultural distinction will shape future generations. Instead, I was shocked to learn that Denise wasn't talking about a delicious beverage made from roasted beans, but what she was really talking about was SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I thought there was some mistake, this couldn't be the family-friendly carjacking game I thought I knew. Maybe Denise changed into an outfit that just happened to look like the bust of a naked woman. I watched the scene over and over again, carefully analyzing every pixel, but the conclusion was inescapable: Denise was in fact nude. Or at least had a skin colored texture applied to the surface area primitive of her character's model. To prove it, I took a screen capture of the right nipple texture, and enlarged it to show that the game does in fact contain nudity:


You are gazing into the pixels of moral decay.

The creator of the game, Rockstar Games, has stated that it will offer a downloadable patch to fix the sex issue in the PC versions, and is working on a new version of the game that will prevent this content from being unlocked in the future.

Thank God. I'll be the first person to download and patch my PC version of "Grand Theft Auto." I want to shoot people in the face, bang prostitutes, traffic drugs, steal cars, and terrorize police officers without this filthy smut in my game. Frankly, I'm appalled that Rockstar would allow such wholesale corruption of our youth. Years from now when America has become a withered husk of the morality it once stood for, historians will look back at what triggered it all and point to one event: a boolean variable that unlocked a simulated sex scene in a video game.

The game is now being taken off the shelves all over the country and re-labeled with an "AO" rating. This is much stricter than the "M" rating the game originally received. According to the ESRB website:

Titles rated M (Mature) have content that may be suitable for persons of age 17 and older.

As opposed to the stricter AO rating:

Titles rated AO (Adults Only) have content that should only be played by persons 18 years and older.

What pisses me off more than anything is that I paid for a game rated for 17 year olds, or possibly 17 and 1/2 year olds, tops. What I got was a game rated for 18 year olds instead. I must warn you that if you're easily offended, please shield your eyes from what I'm about to unveil to you:


A woman clearly in a heightened state of arousal.

I think it's only fitting for Rockstar Games to go out of business, and all the programmers lose their jobs over this. God bless Hillary Clinton for allocating tax money to have federal regulators investigate "the source of this content," because if she hadn't, consumers might have to go through the trouble of reading the label on the cover of the box.

329,399 children have been irreparably corrupted by the wanton sexuality Rockstar has forced into our homes with the aid of custom software modifications and a handful of access codes that could potentially be used with the purchase of a third party accessory.

maddox@xmission.com

Back to how much I rule...

© 2005 by Maddox

[TNathe]

ahhhhhahahaha, best ever
Thank God. I'll be the first person to download and patch my PC version of "Grand Theft Auto." I want to shoot people in the face, bang prostitutes, traffic drugs, steal cars, and terrorize police officers without this filthy smut in my game. Frankly, I'm appalled that Rockstar would allow such wholesale corruption of our youth. Years from now when America has become a withered husk of the morality it once stood for, historians will look back at what triggered it all and point to one event: a boolean variable that unlocked a simulated sex scene in a video game.

[...mikey]

that was hilarious

[4dorteg]

i played it once, it has sat ever since
me too and I just sold it for $20 and bought fight night 2

[SSpiro]

I just grabbed this for xbox and I am HOOKED.. I can't seem to put it down..

This blows all the other GTA's away.

Indiegeek - I rented at Blockbuster on 60 in Brandon. They had about 3 copies readily available..

[...mikey]

wtf? is it the new edited version

im heading there now. fuck they didnt have them before

[...mikey]

Uh, ok, everyone at the brandon blockbuster said they still dont have any copies of it to rent out. Thanks.

[SSpiro]

Not sure if it was the new version or not.. Rented it about 2 weeks ago..

[...mikey]

2 weeks ago was before they took it off the shelves.

it's been off the shelves about 9-10 days or so. NOONE rents it out or sells it until its been edited.

[SSpiro]

Interesting.. WTF is that about?

Sounds like I just made it then! :o

[...mikey]

the porno game made them have to turn it to an adult game, not M

[SSpiro]

Ah..

[TSX24L]

so would you guys buy pc or xbox version? I would love pc if mine could handle the speed. The aiming on pc will always be better then any console.

[Frankie]

Pros and cons of both. The Xbox version looks shitty and is hard to mod, but you can lay on the couch and play it on a big screen TV. The PC version looks way better, has better aiming, and is very easy to, "Hot Coffee." You'd probably have to upgrade your PC and then you're stuck playing it on your small ass monitor.

[SSpiro]

I play it on the xbox.. totally loving it on my 56" laying on the couch, as Frank mentioned..

It's nice.. I get sick of sitting in front of the PC.

And the xbox version looks great... just not AS good as the PC version.