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POLLO
07-26-2005, 04:44 AM
The score

Ugly chicks =1

Pollo =0

I'am more hammered than a broken roof after a category 5 hurricane. I decided today that I was specially made by the lord to be a friend and not a lover and/or player.

I'm not a big birthday person, yet I still went out on my 27 birthday, I traveled to the exotic country of Thailand to get dinner....


Now that I think about it, forget cliff notes , let me ogive you a rbrief overview of what happened.


1. Had a nice dinner at a thai restaurant which right at this point my rear end is begging for forgiveness.

2. Went to Peabodies to meet with a few TF members, I drank a considerable amount.

3.Met some chicks which I never in my life would ever dare to approach while sober.

4. I was...scratch that as of now, im still wasted... bought the chicks some shots, they started to look hot, both of them were pinching my nipples and i was in excruciating pain..,hg

5. Around 1:00am almost everyone was getting ready to leave the place but not me I was in a mission to loose my virginity... the nipple twisting was still goign on, I wasn't feeling crap.b

6. 2:00am, everyone left me, it was time for me to play game, all alone in peabodies, the ultimate goal was to score some tail, even if I regret it the next morning... they kept playing with my nipples..

7.2:45 am... the nipple twisting has subsided, i decided to take a well deseved bathroom usage in the urinator, I purchased 2 profilactics..cuz I didn't want to be caught swimming the river w/o a liferaft.

8.3:00 am, the ugly but hot girls to my eyes were gone... I got stuck with 2 rough riders in my pocket, and a 11:00 tab.


At this time Im about to pull one of those rough riders and practice...........


It was awesome time 1

Skittle
07-26-2005, 05:27 AM
Pollo-Don't worry about this chicks,this little white boy will always love you. <3

Zate
07-26-2005, 08:33 AM
you need an aussie accent mang .. i'll lend you mine..i dont need it anymore.

btw.. from your timeline.. you took too long to close the deal.. you shoulda had both of em home in the la casa by 1:30 amt... i bet they are on the phone this morning talking about "that gay mexican" from last night ..

did you at least tellem about TF ?.. your supposed to be the spokesman you know.. your supposed to get hammered..and walk up to random people and recruit em.

MicheleR
07-26-2005, 09:47 AM
aaawwww poor Chicken!!

Fatalia
07-26-2005, 09:48 AM
Poor Pollo... maybe one of these days you'll get laid. Just remember, there's many men on TF that would love to let you piitb.

Billy
07-26-2005, 09:58 AM
:lol: And to think we left early...

jabtay
07-26-2005, 11:55 AM
Ill go in on a "massage therapist" for you...we cant be having more than one virgin on this site

rexaholic7
07-26-2005, 02:11 PM
i know it feels like its time to choke da chicken and kill yourself but look at the brightside............................




sorry bro nothing here

99TL
07-26-2005, 03:17 PM
I agree with Zate.... you absolutely have to close faster than that. Either that or get drunk enough that you can't talk so you have a valid excuse.

John
07-26-2005, 03:40 PM
bought the chicks some shots, they started to look hot,

:lol: I'm lucky I escaped before this happened! Alberto I think you can do better than them IMHO, I believe those shots might have pickled your vision a tad ;) :beer:

moldyhands
07-26-2005, 05:18 PM
you took too long to close the deal..
definitely. as soon as all your friends started leaving, you should've been hitting them up to go back to their place or your place. after a half hour, if they hadn't agreed, you should've parted ways.

Notladstyle
07-26-2005, 10:52 PM
ill trade you my wife for admin status :o

POLLO
07-27-2005, 02:09 AM
:lol:


I makes me sad to hear than.. "Think you can do better" Think... WTF .....Goddamn right I can do way , a million times better... :lol:


Shiiiet... haha my vision was really bad...... I was just trying to tap some strange snatch so none of my friends would see me leaving with them.. :lol: