POLLO
08-01-2005, 01:41 AM
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We've had times in our lives when we realize that life is not really fair to begin with. Take for example the Olsen Twins, we've seen them since they were pratically babies, they've gone through their teenage, past puberty while the rest of the world, like vultures surrounding the nearly dead man in the middle of the Mohave desert years anxiously wait until they turn of legal age and hopefully see their careers go down the pooper express and hope they start doing playboy shoots.
Turns out that since they turned 18; I've been praying every night that they career stay a float. I usually hope that they get a cheeseburger or two on their daily diet because there's absolutely no way I could see those two poor souls on a playboy magazine. Im starting the Feed The Olsen Twins Foundation.
Now on to the sad story.....
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When I was about 9 years of age, I had a crush with Punky Brewster... How exactly did she break my heart ?
She came to Puerto Rico to do a concert with David Hasselhoff ( true story). She started to sing the song in English, too me well not a big deal as all the theme song for popular US shows were in English anyway, so I danced the night away as Punky grabbed two of the mics and started getting down booggie down style.... That's where the Wu-Tang clan got their shit from.
Anyway after the whole chair throwing, rambling and shaolin styling, of Punky Brewster and David Hasselhoff they came to interview her.. as the interview started soon, very soon after that my life came to a sudden stop. She had a translator the whole time becuase she did not speak one bit of spanish... I was like WTF ? Punky doesn't speak Spanish like she does on the show ? My heart was broken that very day... and like that poof she was gone.. just like Kaiser Souze.
We've had times in our lives when we realize that life is not really fair to begin with. Take for example the Olsen Twins, we've seen them since they were pratically babies, they've gone through their teenage, past puberty while the rest of the world, like vultures surrounding the nearly dead man in the middle of the Mohave desert years anxiously wait until they turn of legal age and hopefully see their careers go down the pooper express and hope they start doing playboy shoots.
Turns out that since they turned 18; I've been praying every night that they career stay a float. I usually hope that they get a cheeseburger or two on their daily diet because there's absolutely no way I could see those two poor souls on a playboy magazine. Im starting the Feed The Olsen Twins Foundation.
Now on to the sad story.....
http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs13/punky1.jpg
When I was about 9 years of age, I had a crush with Punky Brewster... How exactly did she break my heart ?
She came to Puerto Rico to do a concert with David Hasselhoff ( true story). She started to sing the song in English, too me well not a big deal as all the theme song for popular US shows were in English anyway, so I danced the night away as Punky grabbed two of the mics and started getting down booggie down style.... That's where the Wu-Tang clan got their shit from.
Anyway after the whole chair throwing, rambling and shaolin styling, of Punky Brewster and David Hasselhoff they came to interview her.. as the interview started soon, very soon after that my life came to a sudden stop. She had a translator the whole time becuase she did not speak one bit of spanish... I was like WTF ? Punky doesn't speak Spanish like she does on the show ? My heart was broken that very day... and like that poof she was gone.. just like Kaiser Souze.