Evil Inc. - Accepting Resumes

[auxilium]

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EVIL INCORPORATED


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About E.I.:
-Caucasian members outnumber Asian members by at least 5 to 1.
-Pirate cookies are best when eaten warm.
-We carry a decent amount of dead hookers in the trunk

Evil Inc. Line-Up:
-dying fetus
-Miles
-Scoobaru
-RickitySlick

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NOTES FOR TEAM MEMBERS:

**Please send in your $20 Registration fee before Game Day**
**Current Choice for Vehicle is the Jeep Cherokee LE**
**Reminder: Have a few beers/shots/mixed drinks/whatever you need to get nice and drunk before and/or during gameday. I will be sober and do the driving since we're using the Jeep**

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[Miles]

yo.

[auxilium]

yo.


Dude, you're fucking hired. For the weekend of this whole dealio, we should get extra drunk before game day. Care to sport the EI logo?


ttt

[Miles]

Dude, you're fucking hired. For the weekend of this whole dealio, we should get extra drunk before game day. Care to sport the EI logo?


ttt
done and done.

[Cold_Beer]

what about fat guys? I have a flash light and a fast car.

oh yeah , and i have a gangster ass GPS.

[auxilium]

dude, you still have the big ol lifted truck?

[Miles]

ttt mount up jerks

[fresh&clean]

I will play only If I can be drunk the whole time.

[Miles]

I will play only If I can be drunk the whole time.
... is there any other way to do it? if you knew me you wouldn't be asking that question.

[Harry Potter]

Evil Inc sucks...

This message brought to you by The Angry Pirate team :)

[adrian_302]

Evil Inc sucks...

This message brought to you by The Angry Pirate team :)

hahaha nice

[auxilium]

I will play only If I can be drunk the whole time.


:headbang: :beer: :beer:

You're welcome to join our team in that case

[auxilium]

Evil Inc sucks...

This message brought to you by The Angry Pirate team :)



Angry Pirate team? change that shit to Angry Male Virgin Team! HAR!! :-D

[Miles]

Angry Pirate team? change that shit to Angry Male Virgin Team! HAR!! :-D
now THAT'S funny.

[Cold_Beer]

dude, you still have the big ol lifted truck?

negative....i could bring one..... but i would have to bring some misscellanious rednecks with me to.

[Miles]

so... now that we've got the team all shored up, who's driving?

[auxilium]

negative....i could bring one..... but i would have to bring some misscellanious rednecks with me to.

heh, well unless they're on TF, I don't think we can.

As far as driver/who's car we get to choose, I say we pitch in on 2 huffy's.

I can drive the Mustang, but I'd prefer something a bit bigger, like a 4 door or a truck. I can see about borrowing a nice comfy Jeep Cherokee

Mr. Beer, shall I go ahead and add you to our member list?

[Miles]

i have a 4 door, but A) there's shit everywhere in it and the chances of me cleaning it out by november are about... none. and B) it doesn't have a/c. so i like the jeep idea.

[auxilium]

jeep = ultra comfort

climate control, cushy leather interior, dark tint, decent sound system, power everything, and space in the back to hold dead hookers

[Miles]

and space in the back to hold dead hookers
and if this is any kind of party we're gonna need plenty of that.

[fresh&clean]

I have A STi but I dont want to be drunk and drive that fucker around town because its one inch of the ground. I could steal my dads 4 door ram maybe lol.

[fresh&clean]

Well Im ready to start getting warmed up now guys lol.

[jabtay]

jeep = ultra comfort

climate control, cushy leather interior, dark tint, decent sound system, power everything, and space in the back to hold dead hookers
Dead hookers+Drunk+criminal mischeif=One hell of a time!!!!1!!!12!1

[fresh&clean]

Represent bitches.

[RickitySlick]

i have 2 arms and 3 legs does that count. hhahahaha

[auxilium]

After Mr. Beer confirms on joining us, that'll leave one spot left (for an extra? I gotta reread through the threads by the modss).

[RickitySlick]

well ill take the last spot if u will accept my aplication

[Harry Potter]

Every
Vagina
Is
Loose

[adrian_302]

Every
Vagina
Is
Loose

:lol: angry pirates fo life nigga!

[Cold_Beer]

werd im in

[Cold_Beer]

my car has gps and a/c....and a GSR w/ nawwwzzzz .

how many cars can we have?

[auxilium]

my car has gps and a/c....and a GSR w/ nawwwzzzz .

how many cars can we have?

Hmph... I dunno on the # of cars. Is the GPS installed in the console or your car or is it easily removable? I dunno how well 4-5 people will fit in a civic coupe...

[auxilium]

well ill take the last spot if u will accept my aplication

Added to the list, roster is now full!

[RickitySlick]

sweet!!! send me a pic and ill put it on my sig

[auxilium]

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[RickitySlick]

i drive a tc it has a/c a roomy back seat and a decent trunk to put shit in.

[auxilium]

tc = toaster on wheels?

Sorry, I'm not sure on my scion models yet.

So far the list of possible vehicles are:
-Scion tc
-Jeep Cherokee
-Honda Civic

All of the above have A/C. The Civic has GPS installed in it (big plus) and would probably be the fastest of the 3, but, it isn't as roomy. The Jeep would be the most comfy of the 3 I'm assuming, but would be the least economical. I'll have to check out the rules on having more than 1 car on the road, but I'd prefer to have everyone in one car to prevent any delays (ie: someone gets stuck at a light or caught in traffic and can't keep up).

What do you guys think? If we can only use one car, which should we go with?

[auxilium]

Also, sometime in the future before November, you must register and pay a $20 entry fee for this whole thing. See the link below, it can be done online via PayPal. I'll double check when we're close to gameday to see if everyone is registered.

http://www.tampaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=250562

[RickitySlick]

if all in one car i vote jeep. oh and the tc is the coupe not the toaster

[auxilium]

ok, I was mistaken. I'll leave it on the list anyway incase the jeep option becomes unavailable.

[Miles]

i believe we're limited to one car... so jeep.

[Cold_Beer]

Fuck , i can't do it , proabtion owns me , unless i ge tmy shit taken care of before then. fuck.

[auxilium]

Fuck , i can't do it , proabtion owns me , unless i ge tmy shit taken care of before then. fuck.

damn dude, you can't get drunk and/or you can't leave town? In any case, let me know if any changes come up so you can join us.

[RickitySlick]

that sux man. hope it all works out

[Cold_Beer]

can't go outta the plant city area , unless i confirm with my PO , BUT if i get my driving school done i will be off probation early :thumbup:

[RickitySlick]

what sould we all bring?

[auxilium]

I was thinking: water balloons (in a bag so water doesn't get spilled in the car), ciggs, blow-up doll(s), funny looking masks, extra pair of pants, some whip cream, masking tape, bottle rockets, and anything else you guys think would be neccessary.

[auxilium]

...and maybe a map if nobody has one of those stupid GPS deals

[RickitySlick]

i might be able to download maps onto my laptop. plus i got a great mask to wear.

[auxilium]

Ok, I'm going to be wearing a big stupid mask when we're driving around. Miles: you're in charge of yelling profanities at random out the window. RickitySlick, you are in charge of getting a map on the laptop (if possible); Scoob, I dunno yet.

I'll be driving. Any other things you guys can think of, post it up.

Also, I don't know if anyone wants to go as far as getting shirts and all that. Rick mentioned something about being able to do it at Walmart or something. We could always just buy a pack of wife beaters and spray paint E.I. on the front with our name on the back. Yes, no? Any other input on that?

[Miles]

Ok, I'm going to be wearing a big stupid mask when we're driving around. Miles: you're in charge of yelling profanities at random out the window. RickitySlick, you are in charge of getting a map on the laptop (if possible); Scoob, I dunno yet.

I'll be driving. Any other things you guys can think of, post it up.

Also, I don't know if anyone wants to go as far as getting shirts and all that. Rick mentioned something about being able to do it at Walmart or something. We could always just buy a pack of wife beaters and spray paint E.I. on the front with our name on the back. Yes, no? Any other input on that?

i was thinking everyone should pick up a black hoodie and a ski mask.

edit: and a bottle of jim

re-edit: after a lot of thought i've decided any mask will do. particularly gorilla masks. everyone loves gorilla masks.

[fresh&clean]

i was thinking everyone should pick up a black hoodie and a ski mask.

edit: and a bottle of jim

re-edit: after a lot of thought i've decided any mask will do. particularly gorilla masks. everyone loves gorilla masks.
You can get teh Jim Ill get the jack. Im fucking pretty buzzed right now. Wtf am I gonna do lol.

[fresh&clean]

I hope im not gonna be the obnoxious drunk lol

[auxilium]

better obnoxious than passed out in the backseat unable to do shit, lol.

I'll be bringing my vid cam since I think we need to have one with us. I have an extra mask if anyone needs to borrow one. It's a scary gorrila mask.

[Miles]

this is my vision for the afterparty

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/fg_13.gif

[RickitySlick]

hahhahahaha
i does anyone like scotch. plus i think i might wear my batman mask if i can find it. if not ill get a gorilla mask or barrow one

[uncle bens wildrice]

good luck dre

[auxilium]

hahhahahaha
i does anyone like scotch. plus i think i might wear my batman mask if i can find it. if not ill get a gorilla mask or barrow one

Scotch? How about whiskey or something? :-D

[RickitySlick]

Scotch? How about whiskey or something? :-D
ill bring wild turky 101 then ahahahahaha

[auxilium]

ill bring wild turky 101 then ahahahahaha

goddamnit, I'm supposed to stay sober for all the driving. You fucks are going to temp ass to take a shot or two. I will need an extra pack of smokes come gameday.

[00ACCORD]

Got room for a 5th?

[fresh&clean]

WTF guys.

[Miles]

WTF guys.
what.

[auxilium]

what.

+1


:dunno:

[auxilium]

I'm naked

[Miles]

I'm naked
+1


:dunno:

[fresh&clean]

Im ready to get crunk.

[Miles]

Im ready to get crunk.
<-- crunk already.

[auxilium]

fat guy in a liiiittle coat...fat guy in a liiiiiiittle coooaaat....

[Miles]

i could shit in a box and slap a guarantee on it, i've got the time, believe me.

[auxilium]

chicken wings

[Miles]

!
que?

[auxilium]

according to the map we've only gone about 4 inches, I don't know if we have enough gas

[fresh&clean]

When are we gonna sign up.

[auxilium]

I'll send Pollo all of our info tomorrow for registration.


Please reply with the following info:

-What's everyone's t-shirt size?

-Do you have a PayPal account?

-If you have PayPal account, have you registered already?

-If need be, could you PayPal my entry? (I would give you $20 cash for it, my PayPal account got suspended)

-Have you heard from RickitySlick?


Jerry (defekt) wants to join our team. He's a friend of mine (dunno if anyone else has met him from our team). He's ultra unreliable and can't spell good, but can drink with the best of 'em. I'm thinking he can take the open 5th spot (possible open 4th spot pending RickitySlick's return from AWOL status).

[007 gurl]

so is this team offical? -jerry

[auxilium]

I need muthafuckin t-shirt sizes, wake up fools!

[Miles]

XL

i have a paypal account but no money in the checking account tied to said paypal account, rendering it completely useless.

[auxilium]

You can pay cash to Billy if you meet him at one of the Shennigans events (or maybe even QS&L?).

I'm going to add Jerry (compakt) to our roster as a 5th. I'll shoot a PM over to rickityslick this weekend.

Jerry & Scoobaru- what's your shirt sizes?

[auxilium]

large
but my paypal account is suspended and i cant make it any meets really.. working 6 days a week sucks.

I can throw Billy your $20 for entry and just get me back next time I see ya

[fresh&clean]

im gonna try to pay this on monday I have no money in the bank right now to use paypal.

[auxilium]

im gonna try to pay this on monday I have no money in the bank right now to use paypal.

You got time to get'rdone, whats your shirt size mofo?

[RickitySlick]

im alive. school has been kicking my ass. and i didnt have a computer for a week. but im still here. my shirt size is a 2xl. and im still bringing the wild turky 101.

[auxilium]

im alive. school has been kicking my ass. and i didnt have a computer for a week. but im still here. my shirt size is a 2xl. and im still bringing the wild turky 101.

right on, now we have a full 5-man team.

Has anyone paid the $20 yet? I know myself, defekt and miles can't use Paypal. I'm fronting defekt's fee, and I'm going to try to get out to one of these shennanigans event deals to pay cash.

[RickitySlick]

i can pay through paypal dont trust it