The pirate hookers

[The Latin Spice]

... yeah i think thats a catchy name..

anyway



I dont really want to participate in the scavenger hunt. My main goal by the end of the night is to end up at a strip club, in a hot tub, at a bar/club drunk, ect. ect. with all of the girls.

[marsar]

sounds like an interesting team...
don't you need some chicks too?

hehehe
count me in if you're down

[The Latin Spice]

Okay.. so we got 2 members... Join up!

[chi town brat]

i'm a racer chic ... do i qualify as a chic ?

:lol: seriously can i be on the team?

[Snausages]

Oscar... I'm still at work, so can't call you back right now. BUT-- count me and my "snausages" in. That's like 11 members right there. LOL! Can we win the award for most members!?!?!?

[The Latin Spice]

w00t the pirat's team is growing!!

[marsar]

Iceburn, you're definitely gonna look like a pimp for this one, surrounded by us... lol

[The Latin Spice]

pshhh.. i am a pimp. and the names "the captain" from now on.. oh yeah.. use the team banners!!

[Snausages]

WOOOO!! Marsar: CHANGE YOUR SIG!!!!! LOL!!

[The Latin Spice]

ay bitches

its party time..

[marsar]

hmmm... ummm... how? I can't figure out how to put it in my sig...

[The Latin Spice]

hmmm... ummm... how? I can't figure out how to put it in my sig...


go to "My CP"

and where it says signature

put this

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/odesoto1/pirats262626262.jpg

[The Latin Spice]

minus the space between .jpg and [/IMG]

[marsar]

Yeah... didn't see your last post when I did it, but got figured that out... Thanks

[The Latin Spice]

okay pirate hookers. we gotta pay up to join in the fun..

each of you pay, and confirm here once you've paid.

[Snausages]

pay!? what kind of captain are you!? you're supposed to foot the bill for your hookers dumbass! You pay! Then confirm with us. Or else we're moving to team Vagina!!

[JamesH]

pay!? what kind of captain are you!? you're supposed to foot the bill for your hookers dumbass! You pay! Then confirm with us. Or else we're moving to team Vagina!!


:lol: owned!

[The Latin Spice]

pay!? what kind of captain are you!? you're supposed to foot the bill for your hookers dumbass! You pay! Then confirm with us. Or else we're moving to team Vagina!!


fine you're off the team.

anyone else?


i got plenty of members wanting to get on here.

[Zeelo]

pftt she doesnt want to join because none of her previous pimped men arent on our team. shes vulnerable adn the first mate/captain dont play these games. ;)

[The Latin Spice]

ay mates. should we let the hooker back in ?... that mutiny left a sour taste in my mouth....

[Snausages]

Aye! Let that hooker back in mate!

[Zeelo]

im hot with a red mustache and beard and lil mohawk!

[Snausages]

You're hot with AND without! I <3 U!

[The Latin Spice]

The minute u say ur sorry the question mark leaves. You got till midnight or 1 of the candidates takes ur spot. That is the law of The Captain. (Me)

[Snausages]

To:Oscar

Npitaac, ym npitaac. M'i royrs.

Love,

The 2nd Mate

:angel:

[Zeelo]

HAHA! oimg.. <3

[Tom]

hahahahah oscar, ur crackin me up dude...i love your parrot

[The Latin Spice]

oh and new update.


the hooker anne is back on the team

[The Latin Spice]

To the top with my hookers!

[marsar]

we are so gonna kick some ass...

[POLLO]

we are so gonna kick some ass...


I love you MARSAR ! I will joint the Pirate Revolution just for you !

[marsar]

hey pollo, here's the question i really would like to ask...

am i really gonna get a nude autographed pic of you in my scav hunt goodies?

and if so, do you need a photographer? ;)

[POLLO]

haha, nah no nekkid picture, Just a pic of my face winky at your ass !


toodles !

[The Latin Spice]

this sucks.. we got everything ready to go... but we gotta wait 3 months?!?! wtf mate

[Cold_Beer]

team gitterdone own's all of you...end of story.

[Off-Topic]

team gitterdone own's all of you...end of story.true story

[The Latin Spice]

right...NEXT story..

[marsar]

Next story is, we kick some ass, get drunk, and all get nekkid!

[The Latin Spice]

:lol:

[tampamax]

Next story is, we kick some ass, get drunk, and all get nekkid!



Damn, this seems to be the team to be on. In more ways than one. :-D Hot and horny bitches that wanna party and get naked while doing lines of each others body parts is soooooo hot. :naughty: You guys might want to think about some training and conditioning in leading up the the big event. The captain is so lucky...it must be the parrot. :nworthy: Or is the parrot over compensating for something? :lol:



i envy this team. You know your not going to win, so be sure to get lots of pics and video of letting your inhabitions running wild. Speaking of which....need a camera crew?

[The Latin Spice]

Damn, this seems to be the team to be on. In more ways than one. :-D Hot and horny bitches that wanna party and get naked while doing lines of each others body parts is soooooo hot. :naughty: You guys might want to think about some training and conditioning in leading up the the big event. The captain is so lucky...it must be the parrot. :nworthy: Or is the parrot over compensating for something? :lol:



i envy this team. You know your not going to win, so be sure to get lots of pics and video of letting your inhabitions running wild. Speaking of which....need a camera crew?


haha its exaclty WHY we're going to win. And the parrot is just a prop. the real pecker is in my pants.

[Kristin]

:lol: did he just call all your members crack heads?

[jabtay]

:lol: did he just call all your members crack heads?
True Story!

[The Latin Spice]

i'm gonna see so much crack that night.. i might qualify as a crack head.. :lol:

[Kristin]

Well now we know how to get the hookers distracted......someone throw an 8 ball at 'em.





(lol, I don't do drugs and never have....so I'm using "8 ball" strictly from a referance in a rap song. If it doesn't sound right/thug/hard or whatever, than blame it on my lack of drug use.) :lol:

[terry.ho]

i'm gonna see so much crack that night.. i might qualify as a crack head.. :lol:

Yea, ass crack. :lol:

[4dorteg]

Well now we know how to get the hookers distracted......someone throw an 8 ball at 'em.





(lol, I don't do drugs and never have....so I'm using "8 ball" strictly from a referance in a rap song. If it doesn't sound right/thug/hard or whatever, than blame it on my lack of drug use.) :lol:

:lmao: that is one of the best lines I have read to date, your a dork! thats awsome, but you did use it in the correct context. 8 ball refers to coke vs crack though, but any crackhead would jump on the coke given the chance

[The Latin Spice]

:lmao: that is one of the best lines I have read to date, your a dork! thats awsome, but you did use it in the correct context. 8 ball refers to coke vs crack though, but any crackhead would jump on the coke given the chance


hahaha well.. terry.ho was right. "ass crack" but u dont see me complaining... i <3 my hookers! haha talk about non-sausage team. Now if i was in team retar-done or ho' . i'd be scared of all the plumber crack i'd see.


and When he referred to lines off each others bodies, im pretty sure it was colombia's finest. so im guessing the 8ball will do just fine ;-)

[4dorteg]

hahaha well.. terry.ho was right. "ass crack" but u dont see me complaining... i <3 my hookers! haha talk about non-sausage team. Now if i was in team retar-done or ho' . i'd be scared of all the plumber crack i'd see.


and When he referred to lines off each others bodies, im pretty sure it was colombia's finest. so im guessing the 8ball will do just fine ;-)
I will agree that the ass crack on your team will be much better than the ass crack on my team w/ the exception of our team bitch, and I would rather be looking at your hooker's ass crack's(exception being Colin) better then the guys on my team

[tampamax]

hahaha well.. terry.ho was right. "ass crack" but u dont see me complaining... i <3 my hookers! haha talk about non-sausage team. Now if i was in team retar-done or ho' . i'd be scared of all the plumber crack i'd see.


and When he referred to lines off each others bodies, im pretty sure it was colombia's finest. so im guessing the 8ball will do just fine




At least someone is on the same page. Columbia never made it so good. So is that a go for a cameraman? :dunno: :lol:




God there are so many one lined zingers in this thread its not even funny. I'd be here all night laying out oneliners from what these little chica's said. :-P



Have fun...toodles. :-D

[Krystle Burger]

Gheyness

[4dorteg]

At least someone is on the same page. Columbia never made it so good. So is that a go for a cameraman? :dunno: :lol:




God there are so many one lined zingers in this thread its not even funny. I'd be here all night laying out oneliners from what these little chica's said. :-P



Have fun...toodles.
did you just say toodles? I thought you were a guy and if you are and said toodles, your :gay:

[Kristin]

:lmao: that is one of the best lines I have read to date, your a dork! thats awsome, but you did use it in the correct context. 8 ball refers to coke vs crack though, but any crackhead would jump on the coke given the chance

All I know is the terms I use at work...marijuana, methamphetamine, GHB, Rohypnl, cocaine. If I used any of them the true crack heads wouldn't even catch on. :dunno:

[tampamax]

did you just say toodles? I thought you were a guy and if you are and said toodles, your :gay:





:moldy:You got me....with ass wide shut.:lol: Don't be mad because i laid it down in the beginning of the relationship. If you wanna be a pitcher go find some other dood. But tonight your ass is mine, biotch.:banana: You better have gone and picked up some lube this time...if not you'll be crying again.

[4dorteg]

:moldy:You got me....with ass wide shut.:lol: Don't be mad because i laid it down in the beginning of the relationship. If you wanna be a pitcher go find some other dood. But tonight your ass is mine, biotch You better have gone and picked up some lube this time...if not you'll be crying again.
:lmao: it does still kinda hurt and I dont know how many I have to tell you to leave our business out of public forums :mad:

[4dorteg]

Gheyness
who tugged on your chain, shut up and climb back in your dog house

[The Latin Spice]

okay. so aside from the other team homo's posting drama on here.. it seems the pirate hookers are on top of our game! woot! :lol: :naughty: :nworthy:

[terry.ho]

it seems the pirate hookers are on top of our game! woot! :lol: :naughty: :nworthy:

What game is that? :dunno:

[jabtay]

and When he referred to lines off each others bodies, im pretty sure it was colombia's finest. so im guessing the 8ball will do just fine ;-)
I go through 8 balls like a kid goes through candy...You may need more than an 8 ball :dunno:

[Kristin]

who tugged on your chain, shut up and climb back in your dog house


rofl, can't believe I missed this!!!!! :lol: :hehe:

[The Latin Spice]

What game is that? :dunno:

hey ho, who said u could open ur mouth..


speak off did u bring soem moon shine?

[terry.ho]

speak off did u bring soem moon shine?

No damn it, I could find any in that po dunk town. Family was always near by. Also I was talking to the guy at the firework joint and since 9/11 they limit how much gun powder can be used in firecrackers :( So I brought back a shit load of bottle rockets and a brick of Black Cat firecrackers. Shit was so cheap there but I was only aloud to spend $50.

[4dorteg]

No damn it, I could find any in that po dunk town. Shit was so cheap there but I was only aloud to spend $50.

nice english, wanna fuck with me about the way I type shit and look at you :asshole:
Its good to see that Kristen only ALLOWED you to spend $50,...............you better go back in the house and get your balls back......:haha:

[Kristin]

:lol: I saw that too......ALLOWED....hahahahahhahahah :hehe:

[terry.ho]

Both of you get some spoons and eat my ass. The funny thing is I knew that was wrong but I was having a brain fart and couldn't think of the proper grammer, so I said fuck it. :lol:

[4dorteg]

Both of you get some spoons and eat my ass. The funny thing is I knew that was wrong but I was having a brain fart and couldn't think of the proper grammer, so I said fuck it. :lol:
It was just nice to give be able to give the shit back to you. :-D

[terry.ho]

It was just nice to give be able to give the shit back to you. :-D

Was that english butthole?!? :lol:

[The Latin Spice]

hey hoes.. get ur own thread!

[terry.ho]

hey hoes.. get ur own thread!

Shove it!

[Kristin]

hey hoes.. get ur own thread!

stfu, your no one special here. :monkpee:

[jabtay]

hey hoes.. get ur own thread!
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHh we have pirated this thread matey...now WALK THE PLANK

[terry.ho]

And swab meh poop deck.

[4dorteg]

hey hoes.. get ur own thread!
look here super pirate fag, I noticed your trying to steal my bitch away again and I told you about that already! dont make me steal your eye patch willie!

stfu, your no one special here. :monkpee:
+1 and she doesnt want to be part of your butt pirate team!(even though there is some nice butt on that team) excluding capt willie and his first mattie colon

[terry.ho]

look here super pirate fag dont make me steal your willie, because of that I have an eye patch!

:lol:

[4dorteg]

:lol:
:lmao:nice edit

[The Latin Spice]

look here super pirate fag, I noticed your trying to steal my bitch away again and I told you about that already! dont make me steal your eye patch willie!

bwhahahahahahaha

[marsar]

he's just jealous cuz you got some crazy hoes for this and he doesn't...

btw, i feel special... i've been quoted :lol:

[JamesH]

he's just jealous cuz you got some crazy hoes for this and he doesn't...

btw, i feel special... i've been quoted :lol:


i think youre going to have anal sex on the day of the scavebger hunt.

[marsar]

i think youre going to have anal sex on the day of the scavebger hunt.
what makes you say that? :angel:

[tampamax]

Ahahahahaha This thread is so funny.