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Amortized
08-14-2005, 04:19 PM
If you're a mortgage broker and want to use a telemarketing script that has been proven effective with a 50% Application per call rate, here ya go. For some reason its EXTREMELY effective with your Alt A borrowers, give it a try!
Pick up your phone and start calling NOW!

"Good evening, may I speak with_______? Thank you, this is _______with_______. I know you’re busy, but I have a profit motive to interrupt your life with my agenda. See, if I donīt push a mortgage on you, probably one that has no financial benefit, I donīt eat, I donīt have a roof over my head and my kids have to wear newspapers on their feet... you like kids right?

So, anyway, I was thinking that your time is less important than mine, so I decided to interrupt your day by intruding on your life so that I try to make a killing on your mortgage. While I know that I will annoy 99.9% of the people I call and give the entire mortgage industry a black eye, I also know that that .1% is so ignorant that they will listen to my pitch and be taken by my smooth talking nature. I am just hoping you are one of these, what is your education level? Are you old? Old folks tend to be trusting... trust me...

Sorry, bit off topic, anyway, I’m calling in regards to the first mortgage you have with_________. We can refinance you, absorb all of your equity with huge fees and maybe, if you are lucky, even stick you with a pre-payment penalty you donīt deserve. We can, in a matter of a few minutes, convince you that you need cash, and in the same breath tell you that your credit is damaged so that we can jack your rate up to make a nice return.

Overall, you should recognize that since you were not smart enough to join the DNCL to keep parasites like me from intruding on your life, you are probably also not smart enough to see through my sales pitch and as such have just defined my perfect client. We will get all your information over the phone and then arrange for an "in house closing" so that there will be no witnesses to our crime. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to barge into your life my personal agenda and that of my company and we at _____________ look forward to raping you on your mortgage...."




And no I don't telemarket, wish I could poke a q-tip in their ear through the phone everytime one calls.

_Charles_
08-14-2005, 10:16 PM
I like it...sounds about right ;). Maybe I should become a mortgage broker.... NOT

Pinback
08-15-2005, 12:39 AM
If anyone calls me anymore, I yell profanities or tell them how much I want to meet them and hump their brains out. You know, see how long they will put up with it. If you can't beat them, at least let them entertain you.

I suppose the correct thing to do is to say never call me again and hang up, but when I take all the time to get up and walk over to the phone, I sometimes want something in return. :P

Epicman
08-15-2005, 08:30 AM
If anyone calls me anymore, I yell profanities or tell them how much I want to meet them and hump their brains out. You know, see how long they will put up with it. If you can't beat them, at least let them entertain you.

I suppose the correct thing to do is to say never call me again and hang up, but when I take all the time to get up and walk over to the phone, I sometimes want something in return. :P


I just listen for that short pause before they start talking. I usually hang up before they get on the phone.

Just Dave
08-15-2005, 11:15 AM
Where do I sign up for the mortgage?

Amortized
08-15-2005, 11:45 AM
you can apply here http://www.fantasylandmortgage.com (http://www.fantasylandmortgage.com/)

Epicman
08-15-2005, 11:57 AM
you can apply here http://www.fantasylandmortgage.com (http://www.fantasylandmortgage.com/)

:lol: :nworthy: :lol:

Here are our low rates for today. Just keep in mind, we will beat any rate that you are quoted at anytime. Even if you can't get the offer in writing, tell us the lowest rate you are offered, and we will beat it by a full percentage point! And at FantasyLandMortgage.com, we never charge anything. We can even waive your mortgage tax if you don't feel you should pay it.

This is the best.

Amortized
08-15-2005, 01:29 PM
I don't know, I like their stated everything program, especially the stated credit score, too funny.

Epicman
08-15-2005, 01:54 PM
I don't know, I like their stated everything program, especially the stated credit score, too funny.


Stated credit score is a pretty sweet deal.....but why state your credit score when you can get a 100 year loan. :lol:

Joe
08-15-2005, 01:59 PM
Honestly, with me you'd get as far as...

"Good evening, may I speak with_______?" then you'd hear *click*

:haha:

I'm such an ass with telemarketing... I hate it.

BigBadBuick
08-17-2005, 07:20 PM
Honestly, with me you'd get as far as...

"Good evening, may I speak with_______?" then you'd hear *click*

:haha:

I'm such an ass with telemarketing... I hate it.

Lately I've been getting a lot of "Can I speak with the manager?" "Can I speak with the owner?" "is the owner in?" calls, I've just been saying "if you can say their full name correctly in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, awww, you lose" *click*


I liked the script, it's probably the most honest approach yet :lol: