Whats your worst date ever?

[Tackleberry]

well? discuss it!

[NeC]

Anything i have done in the past 3+ years.

[starbucks]

Prom night 11th grade. Real sweet and cute girl named Karen. BUT!!! Her mom apparently tried to kill herself unsuccessfully the day before the prom. I did not know this until many days after the prom. When I picked her up she did not tell me a thing. She went through the entire prom without smiling or saying much of anything and wanted to go straight to her home when it was over. Knowing what I know now, I cannot believe that she even went to the prom under such trauma.... I mean who would have blamed her for cancelling. Anyway, since I did not find out what was going on for several days I thought "CRAP", I must be the worst date she ever had! She was not even at school for several days, and I did not even call her because I thought that she hated my guts or something. I was at a total loss during the date and for days after until I found out. Once I found out what happened I was both relieved that perhaps I was not the most pathetic date ever and sad for her and what she must have been going through.

[Ansipants]

Anything i have done in the past 3+ years.

3yrs 3 days to be precise :-D

[tampamax]

I have a feeling i'm about to have "the one" here in a couple days. I'll report back with a play by play debriefing.

[Tom]

i was set up on a blind date like 4 years ago, i met up w/ the girl who was at my friends house (his gf tried to set me up) and he happened to live right next door to me. I was so turned off when i first saw the chick i faked getting a phone call and told them i had to go home it was somthing important....LOL so i left them w/ her as the third wheel to go to the movies as planned... hahahaaa!!!

so i guess i avoided the worst date ever???? :dunno: :haha:

[Tackleberry]

mine was the asian chick i was seeing for a bit...

she was hot, cute, nice ass....we fucked every time she came over...then she tells me after about 3 weeks that she was married...thats not the worst date, but the worst news :(

[NeC]

mine was the asian chick i was seeing for a bit...

she was hot, cute, nice ass....we fucked every time she came over...then she tells me after about 3 weeks that she was married...thats not the worst date, but the worst news :(
I dont see how. You should have kept tagging it.

[Tackleberry]

I dont see how. You should have kept tagging it.
well she went back home for about 3 months...she told me right before she left...so when she gets back i hope she calls...cuz hell yea ill keep tagging that shit

[VeronicATM]

I'ver never been on a real date so I couldn't tell ya.

[Vito_Corleone]

I don't date.

[auxilium]

I did the blind date thing back in 2002. We were both into sports and we both enjoy baseball. So I took her to a Rays game (forgot who they were playing) We both were under 21 at the time, so clubs/bars weren't an option. I'd say about the 4th Inning I had totally lost interest in even wanting to continue getting to know this chick. On her stupid ass cell phone every few minutes, wanting to go smoke a cigg during a good part of the game, yapping my goddamn ear off about something funny her friend just told her on the phone.

If she didn't like me when she saw me, she shoulda said so. I wish I could be a complete asshole sometimes.

[Mars_302]

I hope to avoid a bad date

[...mikey]

I won't even mention any blind dates, those stopped being allowed when I was 16.

I took a girl on a date to see the movie Swimfan one time. I had no clue what it was about, and the entire movie I just sat there like.. oh..god.

[Steve B]

3yrs 3 days to be precise :-D
that sounds like a rib.... :lol:

[Xiwei]

sophmore homecoming

asked the girl on the date, got the tickets, flowers, stuff. the day before, she said she no longer wants to go with me. i ended up by myself at the dance for 2 hours. i saw her there too, stupid.

ended up gone fishing till 4 in the morning and did a prank to the local tiki bar

[danmark007]

Blind Date...went to meet the girl at her house, she had a friend over. i had no idea what she looked like but i was given a decent description of her. i call her as i'm driving through her neighborhood cause i was lost so she and her friend came outside to meet me. i see both of them as i'm pulling up. they were both spanish. i jump outta my car with a big ass smile on my face because the taller one was cute as hell. i approach them looking at the cute one the whole time and introduce myself. must i tell you what happened? the cute one was the friend. my blind date was the fuking oompa loompa snaggle tooth go-fetch-a-bone bitch. there is no way in hell they couldn't have seen my jaw drop when i found out. i had to pick it up off the floor after i regained conciousness. needless to say, the date was horrible. i told them it was too late to hit the movies so we ended up driving around. the whole time, and i kid you not, the farm animal was trying to caress my hair and kiss my neck/ear. we went to a gas station and i ran to the bathroom, called up a friend. i told him the scenario and he agreed to help me out. (keep in mind, i was only like 16 or 17 at the time.) so we all get back in the car and 10 minutes later i get a phone call. apparently my brother was getting arrested for a dui. so i told the girls that family came first and left in a real hurry. i got multiple phone calls from her that evening and the rest of the week. i finally got the balls to tell her i didn't think it was gonna work out. THE END

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

Chicks have the best "worst date" stories.

Guy's "worst date" stories are all pretty much the same. "She was fat, so I bailed."

[Vito_Corleone]

Chicks have the best "worst date" stories.

Guy's "worst date" stories are all pretty much the same. "She was fat, so I bailed."

Or, "yea, so i thought i was gonna score... and turned out she was a dude".

I always hate that.

[jabtay]

I met up with a girl i had been talking to for a while at a little sports bar. Well we get to drinking and get a little food. we start playing pool, and I guess she is getting pretty drunk becasue she is trying to screw everyone there except me. So she ventures off to another table where i see some guy standing there with his hand on her ass. So I acted like I got a call went to the truck and left her dumb ass with a $100+ bill...stupid bitch will think about that next time she is on a date.

[Kristin]

I went out with this guy who had been our server so I really didn't know anything about him. Well the night we were going out he called and asked if I could drive. No biggie right? So I pick him up and we went out and got something to eat...blah...blah. When were done we decide to go to his apartment and hang out with his roommates. His one roommate is gone and his other one ends up being this 45yr old deaf woman and I couldn't understand her. Then some girl starts calling...and calling...and calling about 65 times! Then she shows up at the apartment banging on the door screaming about how she can't take this crap and she's going to kill herself! WTF? cRaZy!! :tard:

The whole time I was just kept asking "Is she going to touch my car?" hahahah

He called me a few days later and asked if I could pick him up from drug court. :lol:

[marsar]

My worst dates were all with my ex, as horrible as that sounds (it's why he's my ex)...

One time we got a hotel room ;)... he brought some movies he'd just bootlegged and his dvd player so we could cuddle and watch movies... well, the movies wouldn't play and he didn't have any money... so we jumped in his truck and went to blockbuster, where i had to rent some movies (no biggie there, it's the next part that sucked...) well, while we were at blockbuster, one of his friends called, and i could hear him talkin about how we were gonna do the "damn thing" as he put it... well, needless to say, we didn't do a damn thing cuz as soon as we got back to the room he fell asleep...

[Vito_Corleone]

My worst dates were all with my ex, as horrible as that sounds (it's why he's my ex)...

One time we got a hotel room ;)... he brought some movies he'd just bootlegged and his dvd player so we could cuddle and watch movies... well, the movies wouldn't play and he didn't have any money... so we jumped in his truck and went to blockbuster, where i had to rent some movies (no biggie there, it's the next part that sucked...) well, while we were at blockbuster, one of his friends called, and i could hear him talkin about how we were gonna do the "damn thing" as he put it... well, needless to say, we didn't do a damn thing cuz as soon as we got back to the room he fell asleep...

Sounds like a winner!

[Karma]

I got set up on a date. I have seen him before he was pretty cute, looked like a surfer guy. He took me to dinner and everything was going OK. I personally liked his looks better then his personality but then we went back to his place to watch a movie. I sat down on the couch and he startd taking his shoes and socks off. The most disgusting feet I have ever seen still to this day. They lookes like they were frost bitten all purple and black looking I don't know what the fuck was wrong w/ his feet. I left minutes after that...

[Vito_Corleone]

Awesome, i think i just threw up in my mouth!

Keep 'em coming...

[~JT~]

i faked getting a phone call and told them i had to go home it was somthing important....

I call a friend before a first date that I am not sure about
and tell them to call me in a half hour.
I have never bailed on a date, but its nice to have that out if we dont click.

One girl believed that verison had implanted a chip in her skull and controlled her actions.
One girl off the net, when she got in my car, reached over and scratced my arm and looks at me and says
" I got your DNA now so dont try nothing weird !!!":haha:

One girl got me arrested for pills i didnt know she had that she dumped in my car.

Hummm, I think i need to reconsider my dating choices

[Joann]

I met this guy for a movie...@ the Veterans AMC. I had just broken up with my fiance that I moved to FL with so I wasn't very familiar with Tampa. And he had me meet him @ the 7-11 on Sheldon and Linebaugh so I could follow him to the movie theatre. Because it was "1/2 way there"....um no. He lived in Westchase and I lived in Duniden. I was pissed when I realized this. So he pulls up in his red CRX, gets out of the car and shakes my hand like a used car sales man.

So we drive like 5 minutes to the movies....and we don't even pick what movie we see. HE picks the movie. Some Arnold "blow'em up" movie. He goes up to the ticket counter and says, "Can I get ONE ticket for ________" I was paying for my own ticket on our first date AND I don't even get a say-so in the movie?

I purchase my ticket and we go into the theatre. Then he asks..."How big ARE your boobs?" I was mortified.

Leaving the movie theatre, he see's his ex girlfriend and catches up on old times. Then he gets on his cell phone and tells his friend, "I'll be right there, I just have to get off of this date".

I get an email the next morning asking if I had fun on the date...um no.

I wound up seeing him again and we wound up dating for 3 years.

[KatieBang]

He was ugly, fat, short, had two different color eyes and cried when I didn't pay him attention.

This was a blind date with my best friend and her boyfriend.

Need I say more?

[Vito_Corleone]

One girl off the net, when she got in my car, reached over and scratced my arm and looks at me and says
" I got your DNA now so dont try nothing weird !!!":haha:



That's fucking AWESOME!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[~JT~]

Then he asks..."How big ARE your boobs?"


Pic or ban :lol:

[~JT~]

Quote:
Originally Posted by ~JT~
One girl off the net, when she got in my car, reached over and scratced my arm and looks at me and says
" I got your DNA now so dont try nothing weird !!!"





That's fucking AWESOME!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


GOD DAMN CSI IS RUINING MY DATING LIFE

[Billy]

:lol: Makes me glad I didn't really have any bad encounters when I was "dating"...if you want to call it that.

[Xiwei]

there are some scary people out there, and it sounds like they are all in tampa! :haha:

[Vito_Corleone]

I met this guy for a movie...@ the Veterans AMC. I had just broken up with my fiance that I moved to FL with so I wasn't very familiar with Tampa. And he had me meet him @ the 7-11 on Sheldon and Linebaugh so I could follow him to the movie theatre. Because it was "1/2 way there"....um no. He lived in Westchase and I lived in Duniden. I was pissed when I realized this. So he pulls up in his red CRX, gets out of the car and shakes my hand like a used car sales man.

So we drive like 5 minutes to the movies....and we don't even pick what movie we see. HE picks the movie. Some Arnold "blow'em up" movie. He goes up to the ticket counter and says, "Can I get ONE ticket for ________" I was paying for my own ticket on our first date AND I don't even get a say-so in the movie?

I purchase my ticket and we go into the theatre. Then he asks..."How big ARE your boobs?" I was mortified.

Leaving the movie theatre, he see's his ex girlfriend and catches up on old times. Then he gets on his cell phone and tells his friend, "I'll be right there, I just have to get off of this date".

I get an email the next morning asking if I had fun on the date...um no.

I wound up seeing him again and we wound up dating for 3 years.


1. Was that Zach?

2. The "how big ARE your boobs" thing is totally something III would say, so you can't hold it against him TOO much, hahahahaha.

3. That kid was a total douche, i told you that the first time i met him.

[accord95]

luckily i've never had a bad date

well, i was dating this girl in north carolina when i was in the marine corps, and on our last date i told her i was getting out of the marine corps and going home to florida, she cried. but the date was great, i waited till the end of the date to tell her.

[93ex]

Went out with this girl from one of my classes @ HCC. She was interested in me, so I gave it a chance. Bad idea. She didnt do ANYTHING. She just sat there, and hung out while I did all the talking. We met for the date, so I told her I was going to call it a night since I had to "work in the morning" and went to alehouse and proceeded to get shitheaded.

[Vito_Corleone]

Went out with this girl from one of my classes @ HCC. She was interested in me, so I gave it a chance. Bad idea. She didnt do ANYTHING. She just sat there, and hung out while I did all the talking. We met for the date, so I told her I was going to call it a night since I had to "work in the morning" and went to alehouse and proceeded to get shitheaded.

You talk enough for 5 people, i'm sure it wasn't too much of a problem.

And, where the fuck have you been? I haven't seen you online or posting much for awhile, i thought you were dead.

[93ex]

You talk enough for 5 people, i'm sure it wasn't too much of a problem.

And, where the fuck have you been? I haven't seen you online or posting much for awhile, i thought you were dead.


Up yours :asshole:

Check PM's!

[cornishcrx]

haha these are pretty funny.
Mine is from a diferent angle. I went out with a girl whom i knew from a really good friend. I was living in RI and was in Tampa for December. Well 1st stop on the date was Desoto Speedway(it was thursday). On the way i had to get cash out of the ATM and went to the bank. I got i the line at the drive through ATM(sort of long line). When i get my turn, i drop my card on the ground. I go to open the door and "smack" i couldnt get the door opened becaus e i pulled up too close. I had to pull forward and tell the cars behind me to not move up,then pick up my card and got cash. Then i head down to the track and when we get there i put my new date on the blechers and run off to sign up for the test and tune. So, bsically i dissed her the whole night while i was running my dumb ass car. I did visit her one or two times to drop her off BOILED PEANUTS, which to this day she will not forgive me for. Of course i made her eat them saying"i know they are gross at first but you will learn to love them" hahahahaha. I then went to run my car more, Managing to rip the shift knob and boot off my shifter(SHITTY BMW)in the process. To make a dumb and long story a little shorter, I dropped her off home and didnt here anything from her for two-three years. Then i saw her about 2 years ago got her new # and then called her 3 months later(i was in RI). We went out and i actually showed her a good time and we have been dating ever since(and engaged). damn i suck at 1st dates

[Hillary]

I wound up seeing him again and we wound up dating for 3 years.

:lol:

[Joann]

1. Was that Zach?

2. The "how big ARE your boobs" thing is totally something III would say, so you can't hold it against him TOO much, hahahahaha.

3. That kid was a total douche, i told you that the first time i met him.


1. yes it was Zach,lol

2. You shouldn't say that on a first date.

3. Yes, he was a douche.

[Vito_Corleone]

I'll say it whenever i damn well please.

[Kristin]

1. yes it was Zach,lol


:lol: my bad date's name was Zach too. Next time a guy tells me his name is Zach, i'll just walk away.

[marsar]

Sounds like a winner!
that's why he's my ex... i swear to god, that guy's got the sex drive of a sloth... i can count the number of times we had sex on my two hands... it's a sad story, i tell ya... and you'd think he would've gotten a clue when i stripped right in front of him and started taking a shower, but he just went to bed :wtf: he was a jerk

[Mars_302]

that reminds me of a story, but im not gonna tell it :lol:

[Karma]

Tell it!!!!that reminds me of a story, but im not gonna tell it :lol:

[Mars_302]

alright, I was in the computer room at my old house and my now ex was laying on the bed doing something. Then she gets up, undresses, gets down on all 4s , lays her head on the bed, spreads her legs and lays there. Im like "huh?" She said I can fuck her, So I did. Never in the years had we been together had she ever did that outta the blue.

[Karma]

wow....kinky kinky

[John]

these are some good stories :lol:

I've had a couple. I decided to try internet dating. Let me tell you, it's like playing russian roulette: One out of eight is not haggard/fat/psycho.

I was drunk one night and msg'd this girl from Sarasota. Well I forgot about it, but 2 days later she msg'd me back and we started talking. She sent me a TON of pix, and eventually, we started talking on the phone. By this time I was pretty blunt about things and asked, point blank "Are you fat?" and she said no. It was around the holidays and due to my schedule we couldnt ever find time to meet (my first clue) up. She was pretty fun to talk to though and she had a great sounding voice (clue #2). Meantime she sent me all these pix. Well, after 3 months of talking to her on the phone, I got tired of her burning up all my anytime minutes and told her we have to meet. She was all nervous like she was meeting the Bachelor. I got there early and walked around while she took forever to show up. When she finally did show up, yeap, you guessed it, she was packin the lard - about 200lbs worth. I wanted to bolt right then and there, and believe me, i was fucking pissed that I wasted 3 months talking to this heffer. We ended up getting dinner and she kept asking me if she was what I expected. I mean, repeatedly. So finally, I just told her "Your pictures are very flattering". And she asked what I meant by that. So I told her "you're a bit heavier than what your pictures show". She got all pissed off and it made for a very awkward walk back to the car, nearly a 1/2 mile away. I went home and looked at all the pix and sure enough, there were like 30 of them, and thats when I learned the most paramount of lessons - if they are all neck-up shots, she's huge.

Learn from my mistakes!

[~JT~]

my now ex .....spreads her legs and lays there. Im like "huh?" She said I can fuck her


Post phone # or ban

[Karma]

What a bitch you were nice enough to take her to dinner and she gets mad cause you say her pics are flattering...What a bitch.....Ur a good guy! Funny storythese are some good stories :lol:

I've had a couple. I decided to try internet dating. Let me tell you, it's like playing russian roulette: One out of eight is not haggard/fat/psycho.

I was drunk one night and msg'd this girl from Sarasota. Well I forgot about it, but 2 days later she msg'd me back and we started talking. She sent me a TON of pix, and eventually, we started talking on the phone. By this time I was pretty blunt about things and asked, point blank "Are you fat?" and she said no. It was around the holidays and due to my schedule we couldnt ever find time to meet (my first clue) up. She was pretty fun to talk to though and she had a great sounding voice (clue #2). Meantime she sent me all these pix. Well, after 3 months of talking to her on the phone, I got tired of her burning up all my anytime minutes and told her we have to meet. She was all nervous like she was meeting the Bachelor. I got there early and walked around while she took forever to show up. When she finally did show up, yeap, you guessed it, she was packin the lard - about 200lbs worth. I wanted to bolt right then and there, and believe me, i was fucking pissed that I wasted 3 months talking to this heffer. We ended up getting dinner and she kept asking me if she was what I expected. I mean, repeatedly. So finally, I just told her "Your pictures are very flattering". And she asked what I meant by that. So I told her "you're a bit heavier than what your pictures show". She got all pissed off and it made for a very awkward walk back to the car, nearly a 1/2 mile away. I went home and looked at all the pix and sure enough, there were like 30 of them, and thats when I learned the most paramount of lessons - if they are all neck-up shots, she's huge.

Learn from my mistakes!

[~JT~]

I decided to try internet dating. Let me tell you, it's like playing russian roulette: One out of eight is not haggard/fat/psycho.

+1

[accord95]

"How big ARE your boobs?" .


so??? haha j/k

i get to play with dd-cups at home, they were e-cups when she was pregnant haha.

[Bucsfan]

I met this boy at Whisky Park. I think he was bi, because he kept oogling a milf there but was also buying me drinks even though I made it clear I don't like the D. :lol:

[Bucsfan]

One girl off the net, when she got in my car, reached over and scratced my arm and looks at me and says
" I got your DNA now so dont try nothing weird !!!":haha:



I would have been like... "Not if I chop off that finger baby... :naughty: "

[Strangeholliday]

Good topic..

[Capital G]

probably lastnight's.... i went out w/ rosie and forgot i had sand paper in my hand... bad times :(

[shoot]

I have had a few... lemme figure out what was the worst of the worst.

[Kojak]

I was with this chick and she was really hot. We went out to dinner and a movie and then back to my place. We started getting into it and "bam" there it was...she was a he. Wow, that freaked me out.