Team: Mystik Image Application! Apply TODAY!

[biggnick]

Please insert :naughty: the info below. I am hoping to find someone with a van in case "borrowing someone against their will" for the night is needed, or large objects are needed. Figured since TF is so clicky and I haven't been invited to a team (despite my begging and pleading) I would make my own. I am in Clearwater, 22, love to drink, and don't fear the law. Women can apply too, but they have to be 18+...I'll go to jail for speeding, not for BAIT! :)

Application
Name:

Age:

Sex:

Occupation (if any):

Arrest Record:

Time spent in Jail or juvi:

Vehicle owned:

Do you have any objections to slang talk, non-politically correct lingo, offensive music, or insulting others to get the job done? If yes, please explain:

Are any of your family members employed as law enforcement (mall security doesn't count)? If yes, can they get us out of tickets and/or jail time?

Finally, what made you interested in Team Mystik Image? Were you shunned by others also?





Thanks for applying. Be as honest as possible without being a complete jackass.

[Off-Topic]

another one bites the dust

[topper]

+1

wtf is myskik ILLUZIONZ TEAM RICE IMAGES .

[terry.ho]

You forgot to ask if said applicant is a good sport with losing. They'll need to be when Team Ho takes the prize.

[Lexus IS300]

Name:

Age:

Sex:

Occupation (if any):

Arrest Record:
None

Time spent in Jail or juvi:
None

Vehicle owned:
Lexus GS300, Access to BMW 740i and a Toyota Tundra Quad Cab

Do you have any objections to slang talk, non-politically correct lingo, offensive music, or insulting others to get the job done? If yes, please explain:
I'm the type that will pull into gas stations blasting heavy metal and explicit rap lyrics, cuss customers out at work, and hardly speaks english properly to begin with

Are any of your family members employed as law enforcement (mall security doesn't count)? If yes, can they get us out of tickets and/or jail time?
I have a friend whose stepdad is a cop, but I doubt he will pull some strings

Finally, what made you interested in Team Mystik Image? Were you shunned by others also?
Everybody be hating on me