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Sneakin Deacon
09-02-2005, 03:29 PM
http://www.loveit-or-leaveit.com/videos/youresimplythebest.html

DookieLuv!
09-02-2005, 03:29 PM
Soccer sucks everywhere.

The Hedgehog
09-02-2005, 03:35 PM
:wtf: kenny?

VQ35DE
09-02-2005, 03:50 PM
Soccer sucks everywhere.

:rolleyes:

DookieLuv!
09-02-2005, 03:51 PM
:rolleyes:EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VQ35DE
09-02-2005, 03:52 PM
EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shut your fucking mouth troll

DookieLuv!
09-02-2005, 03:54 PM
shut your fucking mouth trolltroll??? Your moms a fucking troll!!

EVERYWHERE!!!!! SOCCER SUX EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

John
09-02-2005, 03:56 PM
Soccer sucks everywhere.

true story

93ex
09-02-2005, 03:57 PM
Soccer sucks everywhere.
.

Country Boy
09-02-2005, 03:59 PM
Damn Kenny, you have some moves taking center stage like that.

number_2
09-02-2005, 04:37 PM
don't hate because you fuckers lack appreciation for the greatest sport in the world.

???
09-02-2005, 04:41 PM
troll??? Your moms a fucking troll!!

EVERYWHERE!!!!! SOCCER SUX EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!




hahahahah



what in the shit was that video?

Chuck 98 RT/10
09-02-2005, 11:30 PM
don't hate because you fuckers lack appreciation for the greatest sport in the world.

Auto racing?

DirtyShroomz
09-02-2005, 11:33 PM
don't hate because you fuckers lack appreciation for the greatest sport in the world.thought that was football??

DookieLuv!
09-02-2005, 11:33 PM
Nba!

Just Dave
09-03-2005, 12:24 AM
Wow, there was no better time for a riot to break out and they missed their golden opportunity :nono:

ImportLuv
09-03-2005, 01:00 AM
That little skinny horse teethed fag in white sure loves to spin around.
Soccer is the greatest game in the world, its a 3,000+ years old game that is played throughout every continent in the world.

agent93
09-03-2005, 04:46 AM
lol, have any of you been out of the us? football and other sports are a real fucking joke everywhere else.

Bucsfan
09-03-2005, 05:00 AM
Soccer sucks. The only thing its good for is hot moms. The end.

24-7
09-03-2005, 09:05 AM
Soccer sucks. The only thing its good for is hot moms. The end.


Football sucks, you use your hands. How hard is that? Run two yards and stop for 10 min durng a commercial. Run two more yards and stop.

RickyGoshDarn
09-03-2005, 09:37 AM
Nba!

:lol: no that sucks everywhere

VQ35DE
09-03-2005, 10:46 AM
Nba!
nba, what a joke. it figures you would like that sport. even monkeys can play that game. it takes skill to play a sport like soccer

DookieLuv!
09-03-2005, 11:08 AM
I hope to god your not saying that soccer takes more skill than basketball.......
Basketball requires more skill and athletisism.

Capital G
09-03-2005, 11:14 AM
I hope to god your not saying that soccer takes more skill than basketball.......
Basketball requires more skill and athletisism.

Now I know you have never played soccer, or you're bitter that you tried and sucked.

Do you know how much stamina it takes? Plus, dribbling skillfully with your feet is MUCH harder then with your hands.

BACON
09-03-2005, 11:34 AM
Soccer = Weak Sauce, unless you are 13 or so

24-7
09-03-2005, 11:34 AM
Plus, dribbling skillfully with your feet is MUCH harder then with your hands.


+1

Sneakin Deacon
09-03-2005, 11:38 AM
goaltending? ...yea, they have a guy dedicated to it.

the only true worldwide sport.

45 minute halfs...a game is 30+ minutes longer than most any other sport.

a soccer field is as wide, as a american football field is long.

referee's can be killed for bad calls.

John
09-03-2005, 11:46 AM
don't hate because you fuckers lack appreciation for the greatest sport in the world.

who's hating? I love baseball and football, i just can't decide which is better.

ImportLuv
09-03-2005, 11:49 AM
now, the majority of us like football, basketball and soccer. There's a sport that combine these three into one hella great sport. I enjoy watching these other sports, but i enjoy Rugby/Aussie football more than any of them sports. This sport requires very good teamwork, endurance, and the skills to use both hands and feet, and hand and eye coordinance. It also requires loads of balls when running around at full speed bashing into each other's heads and body.
http://vahraonen.de/images/other_sports/rugby_1.jpg

John
09-03-2005, 11:50 AM
goaltending? ...yea, they have a guy dedicated to it.

in other sports, they don't. So?

the only true worldwide sport.

if you exclude the best country in the world, which considers soccer to be the red headed step child of sports

45 minute halfs...a game is 30+ minutes longer than most any other sport.

ok, so the game is longer. Chess is a really long game too, how bout that?

a soccer field is as wide, as a american football field is long.

So you need more room to suck... alright then
referee's can be killed for bad calls.

the game is played by neandrathals and incites riots... I'll pass thanks.

24-7
09-03-2005, 02:36 PM
Basketball you can play in a wheelchair. So that explains it, you don't even need legs to play basketball.

VQ35DE
09-03-2005, 02:39 PM
it's so much harder using your feet to place the ball where you want it, then using your hands. try running around a 120yd by 80yd field for 45 minutes straight. there are no timeouts, no tv timeouts, no innings. you guys are kidding yourselves saying that basketball or football is more difficult

DookieLuv!
09-03-2005, 02:47 PM
:haha: it's so true. it's so much harder using your feet to place the ball where you want it, then using your hands.You cant compare, because in basketball the people that are guarding you are using their hands also, making it more difficult. I played soccer for 5 years as a kid, and then grew up and played a sport that was actually entertaing. :lol: And yes I was good at soccer. But I guess shooting at a cylinder thats 10ft in the air from 30ft away with someone in your face is pretty simple.

VQ35DE
09-03-2005, 02:52 PM
Basketball you can play in a wheelchair. So that explains it, you don't even need legs to play basketball.

how do you explain this urfuct? how many wheel chair people do you see playing soccer.

Brian
09-03-2005, 03:11 PM
Football sucks, you use your hands. How hard is that? Run two yards and stop for 10 min durng a commercial. Run two more yards and stop.

No thats only the Bucs that do that, Hell even some times they run backwards.

DookieLuv!
09-03-2005, 03:24 PM
how do you explain this urfuct? how many wheel chair people do you see playing soccer.What does that have to do with anything?? :dunno: Thats like saying how many people do you see with no arms playing basketball. But to answer your ridiculous, pointless question.....

http://www.aaasp.org/leagues/soccer/

Silvia
09-03-2005, 03:27 PM
that video is fucking funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

power2weight
09-03-2005, 03:48 PM
I have amazing stamina, incredible coordination, can run all day long and still score goals from 50 yards out with amazing accuracy.

But I cannot play profession soccer because I can't fake injuries well enough. Maybe I need some acting lessons.

Bucsfan
09-03-2005, 03:51 PM
Football sucks, you use your hands. How hard is that? Run two yards and stop for 10 min durng a commercial. Run two more yards and stop.

And running for 45 minutes back and forth only to score one point is better?

agent93
09-03-2005, 04:37 PM
its a 45 minute battle. not this take a break after every play bullshit. refs HAVE been killed for making calls, even players have died on the field. and shit, look at all the pads you wear in football. in soccer all we use are shinguards, and those are pretty nonexistant. i mean, the ones i wear cover like 15% of my shins. soccer is an honest sport, and it is pure. not this bullshit were a crap quarterback gets paid 47 million a year to sit on his ass and throw for 4 downs every 10 minutes.

accord95
09-03-2005, 04:55 PM
lol, have any of you been out of the us? football and other sports are a real fucking joke everywhere else.

i played soccer for years and loved it, but if you took a US football team and put them against any soccer team in a fight, i dont think any soccer team would stand a chance. as a matter of fact, put a soccer team against any NBA, MLB, NHL team in a fight and i bet the soccer guys would be the joke. not saying they dont occasionally fight/riot in soccer, but their not as big as our football, baseball, and basketball players, and well you just dont fuck with hockey players, their nuts. but i would hate to get kicked in the nuts by a soccer player.

accord95
09-03-2005, 04:57 PM
What does that have to do with anything?? :dunno: Thats like saying how many people do you see with no arms playing basketball. But to answer your ridiculous, pointless question.....

http://www.aaasp.org/leagues/soccer/


haha pwnd

VQ35DE
09-03-2005, 06:27 PM
What does that have to do with anything?? :dunno: Thats like saying how many people do you see with no arms playing basketball. But to answer your ridiculous, pointless question.....

http://www.aaasp.org/leagues/soccer/


"The sport is played inside on a basketball court and many of the same skills required for wheelchair basketball are used in wheelchair soccer, such as learning to move, pass, dribble, shoot and pick up the ball."
:dunno: sounds like basketball to me.

give it up man, you're wrong. soccer is the more challenging sport. /thread

satanshatch
09-03-2005, 06:36 PM
Soccer sucks everywhere. Thats cause you got pushed around the field like a little girl :) You ever wanna play again I'm down. :lol: haahaha..

Funny story.. Believe it or not they are building a new sports complex (or preposed to) build one in Orlando. They will house (or try to again) a new soccer team for FL. Doibt that will ever happen again. Sad....

I don't think most people have the patients to watch it. One of the very few things I do have patinets for. And I've friggen played for years. Like most sports soccer takes skill and finess in some form or another.

BAIS Friday nights is "Pick up" anyone walks on for $5 from 7 to 9 ish.. you wanna bring your mouths and game lets set it up ! :D

satanshatch
09-03-2005, 06:38 PM
Soccer sucks. The only thing its good for is hot moms. The end.
Kinda like the Bucs.. :)

John
09-03-2005, 06:53 PM
still, the hardest thing in sports, the one skill that is most difficult to refine, is to hit a professional caliber breaking ball in baseball.

satanshatch
09-03-2005, 06:57 PM
still, the hardest thing in sports, the one skill that is most difficult to refine, is to hit a professional caliber breaking ball in baseball.

No argument there.. I dont like baseball, but I sure can play a mean game of Kick ball ! :lol:

DookieLuv!
09-03-2005, 07:17 PM
The most athletic game is what we played as a kid, its not even a real sport, its called "Butts up" AKA "Wall Ball", normally played on a raquetball court but can be played against virtually any wall. Nailing your friends in the ass with a tennis ball from 20ft while theyre bobbing and weaving can be very challenging.

ImportLuv
09-03-2005, 08:00 PM
i played soccer for years and loved it, but if you took a US football team and put them against any soccer team in a fight, i dont think any soccer team would stand a chance. as a matter of fact, put a soccer team against any NBA, MLB, NHL team in a fight and i bet the soccer guys would be the joke. not saying they dont occasionally fight/riot in soccer, but their not as big as our football, baseball, and basketball players, and well you just dont fuck with hockey players, their nuts. but i would hate to get kicked in the nuts by a soccer player.
:wtf: why would you want to compare these sports in fighting when they are playing games? Bring on the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) fighters if you want to talk about fights.

agent93
09-03-2005, 09:47 PM
yea that didnt make too much sense man. if you go to europe, youll see some mean fuckers over there. lets put a football team against hell, even just some fans of a team. like manchester, those fans are quite unforgiving. also, soccer is one of those sports were being big and buff doesnt help you for shit. ive ran circles around these big burly muscle head defenders, who are usually piss tired after the start of the match anwyays. you still have to carry all that weight around. thats why theres so many big and fat football players. all you do is make a play then take a 1 minute break then do it again.

topper
09-03-2005, 10:14 PM
Football sucks, you use your hands. How hard is that? Run two yards and stop for 10 min durng a commercial. Run two more yards and stop.

Thats one of the most ignorant statements ive read in my fucking life.

Do you know how physically and mentally strong you have to be to play football? It takes more stamina and endurance than soccer anyday. Dont say (oh well they run constantly), BFD, they dont pick up and try to drag down 250 pounds of machine either.

Any skinny pussy can play soccer in their back yards, because you run from people, thats what you do the entire game. In football, if your running away from people who are trying to take your head off, if you get scared, you get hurt, bottom line.

Compare a soccer player to a running back any day of the year, see if that 175lb cracker can dodge and take licks from 300lb linebackers, i would love to see a wee man run up the middle.

wooo i need to play again, i miss it soooo much

DookieLuv!
09-03-2005, 10:21 PM
Speed, strength, agility. NFL Running back > any soccer player

topper
09-03-2005, 10:24 PM
Id put my money on any college running back > any soccer player


shit maybe some highschools. I used to play with the runningback for lakeland highschool now. Thats a baaaaaad bitch right there

DookieLuv!
09-03-2005, 10:27 PM
Ive seen Carlos Valdorama a couple times at the Lifestyles at Westchase when I used to work out there a few years back, I'm sure skill wise and stamina wise he's a bad mutha fucka, but definitely nowhere near NFL condition.

DookieLuv!
09-03-2005, 10:30 PM
That reminds me, on a side note....about 4-5 years ago I was driving down Nebraska by the Acura dealer and a red NSX pulls out, I'm in my Z28. We catch a light and we both roll out soft and I'm pacing him, he nails it and I reel him in and pass him. He catches up next to me and waves and all I see is a giant curly blonde afro and its Carlos Valderama. HAHA!!

24-7
09-03-2005, 10:52 PM
You don't even need to walk to play basketball, so athleticism is not a big requirement.

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/6889/fs20040918t125641z01ath01drtri.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2025/pd420basketball0xq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

24-7
09-03-2005, 10:53 PM
yea that didnt make too much sense man. if you go to europe, youll see some mean fuckers over there. lets put a football team against hell, even just some fans of a team. like manchester, those fans are quite unforgiving. also, soccer is one of those sports were being big and buff doesnt help you for shit. ive ran circles around these big burly muscle head defenders, who are usually piss tired after the start of the match anwyays. you still have to carry all that weight around. thats why theres so many big and fat football players. all you do is make a play then take a 1 minute break then do it again.


True

DookieLuv!
09-03-2005, 11:15 PM
You don't even need to walk to play basketball, so athleticism is not a big requirement.

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/6889/fs20040918t125641z01ath01drtri.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2025/pd420basketball0xq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)Thats not basketball, its WHEELCHAIR basketball, big difference. But your right, it takes no athletisicm to play basketball. Face it, b-ball and football players are faster, stronger and more agile than soccer players.

satanshatch
09-03-2005, 11:19 PM
You wanna talk tough.... Throw in Rugby. Psshh.. NO THANK YOU. Im a pussy if thats the case. Thats a REAL MANS sport..

SO all you shit talkers come out and play some soccer..

VQ35DE
09-04-2005, 12:14 AM
But your right, it takes no athletisicm to play basketball. Face it, b-ball and football players are faster, stronger and more agile than soccer players.

:haha: that has nothing to do with skill. just because someone is fast or strong doesnt make them skillfull in sports. and if you dont think soccer players are quck or agile, then you have never watched a match. just look at how many people play basketball, everyone can play it. even i played basketball in highschool, it's so easy.

25psi
09-04-2005, 01:08 AM
Hockey>*


Now THAT is a sport of endurance and toughness.

topper
09-04-2005, 02:58 AM
Lol! Rugby is just dumb people game, its just not logical.

Probably made up when a bunch of drunk people were playing football.

Sneakin Deacon
09-04-2005, 03:05 AM
wow such an explosive thread over shitty singing... :lol: how many people actually clicked the link?


and hockey...yea...ok...i played for 12 years. played soccer for 10...when i got to high school levels of both, soccer needed much much more endurance. then again i played defense, and my soccer team sucked, and we only had 11 players, so i was in the game for the full 90, running my ass off and hoping we lost by less than 5. where the hockey team i played defense aswell, but we were a solid team, full out 45-60 seconds, 2 minute break...go do it again.

ImportLuv
09-04-2005, 06:15 AM
Lol! Rugby is just dumb people game, its just not logical.

Probably made up when a bunch of drunk people were playing football.
Based on soccer, which i said soccer is dated beyond 3,000 years before christ.
http://www.rugbyfootballhistory.com/originsofrugby.htm
*the players are given instructions for each play, rugby doesnt.
*after every play, players are reset, which gives them time to catch their breath, rugby doesnt.
*players are trained to specialize in a particular position, rugby doesnt.
*there are frequent time outs, rugby doesnt.
*fields are smaller than rugby.
*players run around with protection guards, rugby doesnt, besides shin guards.
*players wear cups to protect their penis, ruby doesnt.
*players are switched out more often then rugby.

Rugby is a game that is played constantly, nonstop for the most part. All of their players have great skill in teamworking, agility, stamina, speed, strenght, and guts to play that game. No that game isnt played by a bunch of dumbasses, they use their brains to pass the ball to one another. passing can be tossed by hand or kicked. if you never watched that game before, maybe you should give it a try. FoxWorldSports channel.

agent93
09-04-2005, 07:41 AM
yea, so those of you that have played competetive soccer, dont tell me you havent played soccer basketball. i used to do it all the time, its fun as hell. just basketball, but dont use your hands. but a basketball player couldnt play soccer for shit so....and who said soccer players are less agile than football players? how agile do you have to pe to dodge 1 or 2 people sluggishly and then run through the rest with your head down? ive seen tons of plays were a person has ripped through even a whole team like a hot knife through butter, making the play look like a symphony on grass.

topper
09-04-2005, 12:46 PM
Based on soccer, which i said soccer is dated beyond 3,000 years before christ.
http://www.rugbyfootballhistory.com/originsofrugby.htm
*the players are given instructions for each play, rugby doesnt.
*after every play, players are reset, which gives them time to catch their breath, rugby doesnt.
*players are trained to specialize in a particular position, rugby doesnt.
*there are frequent time outs, rugby doesnt.
*fields are smaller than rugby.
*players run around with protection guards, rugby doesnt, besides shin guards.
*players wear cups to protect their penis, ruby doesnt.
*players are switched out more often then rugby.

Rugby is a game that is played constantly, nonstop for the most part. All of their players have great skill in teamworking, agility, stamina, speed, strenght, and guts to play that game. No that game isnt played by a bunch of dumbasses, they use their brains to pass the ball to one another. passing can be tossed by hand or kicked. if you never watched that game before, maybe you should give it a try. FoxWorldSports channel.

When i said not logical and dumb, i meant that because of the lack of safety... like hardcore football without pads, its rough.

ImportLuv
09-04-2005, 06:28 PM
"Hardcore" american football isn't an official league/sport.

agent93
09-05-2005, 03:02 PM
glad were on the same page here

Unregistered
09-06-2005, 11:09 PM
I think soccer takes more skill than b-ball of football because you don't use your hands.

93ex
09-07-2005, 01:22 PM
Hockey>*


Now THAT is a sport of endurance and toughness.


+1

Boxing, ufc, and rugby I think are the only ones I'd qualify above hockey as tougher