Human Sexuality - Frank's Point of View *WW*

[Frankie]

Alright, now I'm sure most of the guys feel like this, but I'm going to just put it out to get some activity going. I can easily see this becoming a 20 page thread.

Being a 23 year old male, I'm obviously very motivated by ass, but more importantly, I believe everything I do has a connection back to getting laid. What I'm saying is that pretty much every waking moment of my life has some kind of connection back to banging. I'll offer examples based on my typical weekday.

First of all, realize that this setting takes place in a four bedroom, two-car garage house. It’s overkill, and completely unnecessary for me. I could easily live in a trailer; however, that, in and of itself, would be a strike against me in the vagina department.

Now, in the morning, I wake up early for work. The first thing I do is take a shower. I shave, gel my hair, put on deoderant, and put on nice clothes. Without the availability of getting a leg up, I could go to work smelly and scummy. I know this is all common sense so far as proper hygiene makes you attractive, but it's all rooted more deeply in the fact that I'm going to work anyway. I work a high dollar computer job in a field that I hate. Why do I do this? I do this because the money can be translated into an opportunity to get ass. Without women, I'd be working at the McDonald's up the street from my house, 20 hours a week, for minimum wage.

How do I get to work? Oh, I drive one of my flashy cars or take my overpriced, bad-boy motorcycle. Without pussy do you think I'd really want to drive a gas guzzler car or a dangerous, lead sled of a motorcycle 20-25 miles each way to work? Nope. Oh, and to reference the job, if I were working at McDonald's, I wouldn't be able to afford these vehicles anyway.

After work I go to the gym. Why? Again, because being in shape gets girls. Would I really want to take an hour out of my day to sweat and hurt otherwise? Hell no! I'd rather sit around the house, play video games, eat fried chicken, and get fat. It's a shame chicks don't like video games and slobs. Well, at least not without being video game loving slobs themselves, but that alone is counter-productive to my goals of getting laid. I'm not fucking a fatty.

I come home from the gym, and I'm nice to my wife. Again, I do this to get pussy. Without ass, I wouldn't even be married in the first place--I’d be living in a trailer, with my boys, playing video games, and eating fried chicken!

On the weekends, the clothing I wear, the places I visit, and the way I act all are rooted in getting laid. My entire outward appearance and attitude is pussy-driven. In fact, I feel that a day that I do not get laid is a day that has been wasted. Perhaps I'm a sex addict, but I know a lot of you think the same.

Discuss.

[PantySniffer]

:lol: That's pretty fucking true...

[Dano Moparo]

Get back to me after 20 years of marriage

[Frankie]

Just my humble point of view and a little insight on why I'm the way I am.

[Frankie]

Get back to me after 20 years of marriage

You just read that story, right? You really think I'm going to make 20 years of marriage?

[Fatalia]

Well, thanks for being open and honest about it. :lol:

Most men wouldn't! :)

[Karma]

well i already knew all that. girls make this world go round. a guys life is revolved around girls and impressing (sp?) them. been like that since the cave times...



*i love video games*

[Dano Moparo]

You just read that story, right? You really think I'm going to make 20 years of marriage?

No, but I didn't think I would either.

[Frankie]

Well, thanks for being open and honest about it. :lol:

Most men wouldn't! :)

I'm only being open and honest because, somehow, this post will help me get laid. :lol:

[Dustin Imports]

You just read that story, right? You really think I'm going to make 20 years of marriage?


How many guys do you actually pick up on the way to work? is it really worth all that?

[Vito_Corleone]

I've had this EXACT opinion and viewpoint since i was about 15. Seriously.

[Billy]

It's ok, we all knew you were a fake anyway Frank. :lol:

[Frankie]

well i already knew all that. girls make this world go round. a guys life is revolved around girls and impressing (sp?) them. been like that since the cave times...

And yet you females allow those feminist cunts to take away your power. If women were honest and just embraced the fact that you're all sitting on a gold mine, you'd easily be the superior sex on the planet. Why do you think most guys, including myself, have to be so macho? Deep down, we know that pussy > * all and can't let you women monopolize it.

[Karma]

so...ur saying ur marriage isn't going to last??You just read that story, right? You really think I'm going to make 20 years of marriage?

[Frankie]

How many guys do you actually pick up on the way to work? is it really worth all that?

Zero. I'm not a homo.

[Frankie]

so...ur saying ur marriage isn't going to last??

Ask anybody on here who knows me. It'd be amazing if it did. I'm a real selfish and careless asshole.

[Red04GT]

So true So true

[Karma]

i don't look at it as i'm sitting on a gold platter. i look at it is we are very important to the earth bc we can produce babies and thats what makes this world go round.

[Vito_Corleone]

Ask anybody on here who knows me. It'd be amazing if it did. I'm a real selfish and careless asshole.

I'm in man-love with you, Frank.

[arsoniq26]

I admit I do the same, I wouldnt say my goal is always pussy tho, actaully very rarely. I drive a nice car and dress nice and work out to impress others as well... but I am not motivated by pussy, I do these things because I am motivated about gaining respect from others or developing relationships. but sure, pussy is a plus, just not a very solid reason to 'live' in my opinion tho. And by live I mean dressing nice, taking care of urself, etc, rather that being a slob and unhealthy.

[Frankie]

It's ok, we all knew you were a fake anyway Frank. :lol:

Pssssh, I'm being as real as it gets. I'd be a fake if I said I did these things for any other reason than pussy. It's all the sensitive guys and intellectual guys who are fake. I'm real than a motherfucker, son!

[Frankie]

i don't look at it as i'm sitting on a gold platter. i look at it is we are very important to the earth bc we can produce babies and thats what makes this world go round.

Eh, the human population is too high as it is. Reproduction is definitely not the main reason for sexual intercourse in modern society. You sound like you smoke a lot of weed.

[arsoniq26]

Why do you think most guys, including myself, have to be so macho?

Make up = macho? :dunno:

[Kristin]

"Pussy makes the world go round." - Mercedes, No Limit Soliders uuuuuhhhh ;-)

[MicheleR]

:lol: you are the best!!
see most men should be more honest!!!

[Dustin Imports]

Pssssh, I'm being as real as it gets. I'd be a fake if I said I did these things for any other reason than pussy. It's all the sensitive guys and intellectual guys who are fake. I'm real than a motherfucker, son!

still havnt admited you like the kock :-D

[Kelleb]

You should have been born a girl.

We don't have to do shit to get it on.

[Frankie]

Make up = macho? :dunno:

Eye makeup is very punk rock. You think I'd take all this abuse from fellow members of the male gender if it didn't have some sort of positive affect on me getting to taste the vertical bacon sandwich. I only do it because the girls like it. Read the ladder theory, it's one of the things that provides me the gimmick and novelty that the author speaks of.

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

[Vito_Corleone]

You should have been born a girl.

We don't have to do shit to get it on.

Yea. That in itself is just terrible.

[Karma]

no i'm saying with out girls we wouldn't be over populated. if there was only guys on the planet...you guys would all die and nothing would be left. yea i smoke but i have felt this way since i can remember....has nothing to do with oh you must smoke.....its my opinionEh, the human population is too high as it is. Reproduction is definitely not the main reason for sexual intercourse in modern society. You sound like you smoke a lot of weed.

[Karma]

Frank-thats like me saying oh you wear black eye liner you must love givin it to guys in the ass....expand that mind of yours....geezz

[Frankie]

You should have been born a girl.

We don't have to do shit to get it on.

Thought about it already, and I was born a man for a reason. If I were a girl, I'd be useless to men due to having had anything that fit, would fit, or could be made to fit, up my snatch. I'd be one of those girls who could sport a road cone.

[Kelleb]

Yea. That in itself is just terrible.


oh, it is.

I have a friend who's... less than desirable. At least in girl terms.

However, she finds random guys to get it on with all the time...

Do you guys have any sex standards!?!?!?!

[Frankie]

no i'm saying with out girls we wouldn't be over populated. if there was only guys on the planet...you guys would all die and nothing would be left. yea i smoke but i have felt this way since i can remember....has nothing to do with oh you must smoke.....its my opinion

So you're saying without a method of reproducing, the human race would be extinct? :lol:

[Kelleb]

Thought about it already, and I was born a man for a reason. If I were a girl, I'd be useless to men due to having had anything that fit, would fit, or could be made to fit, up my snatch. I'd be one of those girls who could sport a road cone.


ahahahhaha

I know a few of those....

[Karma]

well yea..girls are the only ones that can pop out babies...which makes this life of cycle go round and round right?So you're saying without a method of reproducing, the human race would be extinct? :lol:

[Frankie]

Do you guys have any sex standards!?!?!?!

Hot. A girl has to be hot enough that my friends won't make fun of me for sleeping with her. Not that I care about my friends' opinions, but if I had a rep for banging ugly chicks, it'd be that much harder for me to bang a hot chick. This is, again, counter-productive to me getting to sit in that nappy dugout.

[Frankie]

well yea..girls are the only ones that can pop out babies...which makes this life of cycle go round and round right?

It was sarcasm and I was poking fun at your completely obvious statement. That is one of the reasons I suggested you smoke weed. Go order a pizza.

[Kristin]

yea i smoke but i have felt this way since i can remember....has nothing to do with oh you must smoke

So obvious. :-|

[Kelleb]

Hot. A girl has to be hot enough that my friends won't make fun of me for sleeping with her.

That is the best explanation I've ever heard for bangin a girl because she's "hot".

+1 for giving meaning to shallowness.

[arsoniq26]

Eye makeup is very punk rock. You think I'd take all this abuse from fellow members of the male gender if it didn't have some sort of positive affect on me getting to taste the vertical bacon sandwich. I only do it because the girls like it. Read the ladder theory, it's one of the things that provides me the gimmick and novelty that the author speaks of.

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

Punk rock is a lifestyle I will never understand, not hating tho. It's crazy how it seems the only thing that motivates you is pussy - to get a nice job, to have nice things, to dress nice, TO WEAR MAKEUP. well we all need a reason I guess, and theres no reason for me or any1 else to hate yours. And apparently its working for you, 4 bedroom house, nice cars/bikes, good rep. so wtf, congrats, ur doing a good job at what you do. :bigthumb:

all of u slackers should be more like Frank lol

[Karma]

lol my bad i thought so but your wording sounded so serious lolIt was sarcasm and I was poking fun at your completely obvious statement. That is one of the reasons I suggested you smoke weed. Go order a pizza.

[Frankie]

+1 for giving meaning to shallowness.

You're welcome. I'm not scared of being superficial and shallow.

[Karma]

im gulliable (sp?) sometimes

[accord95]

I'm only being open and honest because, somehow, this post will help me get laid. :lol:

:lol: i was thinking the samething :lol: some TF slore is going to want a one time fuck buddy and know that frank is the man for the job, i bet you get laid a few times by this post.

[Karma]

isn't that what myspace is 4?:lol: i was thinking the samething :lol: some TF slore is going to want a one time fuck buddy and know that frank is the man for the job, i bet you get laid a few times by this post.

[Frankie]

Punk rock is a lifestyle I will never understand, not hating tho. It's crazy how it seems the only thing that motivates you is pussy - to get a nice job, to have nice things, to dress nice, TO WEAR MAKEUP. well we all need a reason I guess, and theres no reason for me or any1 else to hate yours. And apparently its working for you, 4 bedroom house, nice cars/bikes, good rep. so wtf, congrats, ur doing a good job at what you do. :bigthumb:

all of u slackers should be more like Frank lol

I don't really have the lifestyle, just the look. You won't find me at every punk rock show in the area, supporting shitty local bands, and drinking plastic bottle vodka out of a sprite bottle that I snuck into the State Theater. It's just the look that fits me best and goes along well with the muscle cars and motorcycles. I'm like a 50's greaser gone horribly awry. Thanks for the compliment though!

[KatieBang]

I absolutely love you Frank. I can't expect anything less from you.

Keep on what you're doing and make some videos while you're at it! :lol:

[Frankie]

I absolutely love you Frank. I can't expect anything less from you.

Keep on what you're doing and make some videos while you're at it! :lol:

I've had a video from Vegas, but the wife and I didn't like how it turned out, so I deleted it. We're much hotter when you can't hear us banging. We say some pretty disgusting and embarassing shit in the heat of the moment.

[accord95]

isn't that what myspace is 4?

TF is like a local myspace

[KatieBang]

I've had a video from Vegas, but the wife and I didn't like how it turned out, so I deleted it. We're much hotter when you can't hear us banging. We say some pretty disgusting and embarassing shit in the heat of the moment.

That's what makes good porn! Get with the times, Frank.

[Billy]

I don't really have the lifestyle, just the look. You won't find me at every punk rock show in the area, supporting shitty local bands, and drinking plastic bottle vodka out of a sprite bottle that I snuck into the State Theater. It's just the look that fits me best and goes along well with the muscle cars and motorcycles. I'm like a 50's greaser gone horribly awry. Thanks for the compliment though!
^^^^ Like I said...fake. ;) All put together just to get ass..

[Frankie]

That's what makes good porn! Get with the times, Frank.

Eh, you're right, but it's kinda freaky seeing yourself all nasty like that. Maybe it had something to do with me watching it during that whole not-interested-in-sex phase that comes after white-washing someone.

[coffee gum]

I can't say I agree with everything, but most of actions each day are a means to bring me pleasure (girls, videogames, going out with friends, etc.).

[Frankie]

^^^^ Like I said...fake. ;) All put together just to get ass..

You got me! :lol: You know, I bet I could score some underage, punk rock ass if I did sneak some vodka into the State Theater though...

[Forge]

WW on link - http://images.amazingtails.com/full/11420.jpg

(PS - keep nudity out of F4A, or I'll have to move the post to the members area - Clint)

[4dorteg]

nice put a fucking ww on that:asshole:

[Lumberjack]

Im with ya Frank!....pussy.......is a wounderful thing!

[Karma]

+485765 :wtf: nice put a fucking ww on that:asshole:

[arsoniq26]

nice put a fucking ww on that:asshole:


woulda been nice.

[Lumberjack]

You got me! :lol: You know, I bet I could score some underage, punk rock ass if I did sneak some vodka into the State Theater though...

its true lol

[Silvia]

I hope no one @ work gets shit for that pic. !!!!!!!!!

[Forge]

nice put a fucking ww on that:asshole:

:dunno: i posted it from work. so speaking of pussy, put yours away.

[The Spectacle]

goddamn Frank. I felt like I was reading the back of my mind.

[Bucsfan]

I never get ass no matter what I do!!

[Frankie]

goddamn Frank. I felt like I was reading the back of my mind.

See, I'm glad that I posted this. I know a lot of you think the same way, but just had no forum to let it out. Now is your chance fuckers, run wild!

[Frankie]

I never get ass no matter what I do!!

Then you have a problem executing and sealing the deal. If my psycho lookin' ass can get laid, you should have no problem. All you really gotta do is talk to a girl. They're pretty receptive if you just tell the truth.

"Hey, honey, I was checking you out from the other side of the bar and think you're totally smokin'. Wanna go for a ride on my Harley sometime? Yeah? Gimme your number and I'll call you. Oh, you wanna go right now? Fine by me."

[4dorteg]

It's all the sensitive guys and intellectual guys who are fake. I'm real than a motherfucker, son!
IMO this statement is bullshit, I am not the sensitive type or the intellectual type. I think the average male does alot of the things you stated you do when they go out and are trying to get laid, but they dont live there lives for it. I think most people dress nice because thats how they are comfortable or how the job requires them to dress. If I had unlimited money I would drive a nicer car, have nicer clothes, but it wouldnt be to pull pussy it would be because its what I like. I live my life for me and thats the way it has always been. I am not the kind of person that tries to impress people with the things I have or the cars I drive, basically I am me, I dont put on an act and if someone doesnt like me for me, well they can go fuck themselves. I am not knocking you for the way you live your life just stating that I do not agree with some of your opinions on the way MOST males think.

[Lumberjack]

Then you have a problem executing and sealing the deal. If my psycho lookin' ass can get laid, you should have no problem. All you really gotta do is talk to a girl. They're pretty receptive if you just tell the truth.

"Hey, honey, I was checking you out from the other side of the bar and think you're totally smokin'. Wanna go for a ride on my Harley sometime? Yeah? Gimme your number and I'll call you. Oh, you wanna go right now? Fine by me."

or just club her like a baby seal and drag her out by her hair. you never know some chicks might be into that haha

[xxphkatw]

Even as a girl I totally agree with this we all dress the way we do and act the way we do to get attention from the opposite sex... Even girls live this day to day life in order to get ass... Lol Alright, now I'm sure most of the guys feel like this, but I'm going to just put it out to get some activity going. I can easily see this becoming a 20 page thread.

Being a 23 year old male, I'm obviously very motivated by ass, but more importantly, I believe everything I do has a connection back to getting laid. What I'm saying is that pretty much every waking moment of my life has some kind of connection back to banging. I'll offer examples based on my typical weekday.

First of all, realize that this setting takes place in a four bedroom, two-car garage house. It’s overkill, and completely unnecessary for me. I could easily live in a trailer; however, that, in and of itself, would be a strike against me in the vagina department.

Now, in the morning, I wake up early for work. The first thing I do is take a shower. I shave, gel my hair, put on deoderant, and put on nice clothes. Without the availability of getting a leg up, I could go to work smelly and scummy. I know this is all common sense so far as proper hygiene makes you attractive, but it's all rooted more deeply in the fact that I'm going to work anyway. I work a high dollar computer job in a field that I hate. Why do I do this? I do this because the money can be translated into an opportunity to get ass. Without women, I'd be working at the McDonald's up the street from my house, 20 hours a week, for minimum wage.

How do I get to work? Oh, I drive one of my flashy cars or take my overpriced, bad-boy motorcycle. Without pussy do you think I'd really want to drive a gas guzzler car or a dangerous, lead sled of a motorcycle 20-25 miles each way to work? Nope. Oh, and to reference the job, if I were working at McDonald's, I wouldn't be able to afford these vehicles anyway.

After work I go to the gym. Why? Again, because being in shape gets girls. Would I really want to take an hour out of my day to sweat and hurt otherwise? Hell no! I'd rather sit around the house, play video games, eat fried chicken, and get fat. It's a shame chicks don't like video games and slobs. Well, at least not without being video game loving slobs themselves, but that alone is counter-productive to my goals of getting laid. I'm not fucking a fatty.

I come home from the gym, and I'm nice to my wife. Again, I do this to get pussy. Without ass, I wouldn't even be married in the first place--I’d be living in a trailer, with my boys, playing video games, and eating fried chicken!

On the weekends, the clothing I wear, the places I visit, and the way I act all are rooted in getting laid. My entire outward appearance and attitude is pussy-driven. In fact, I feel that a day that I do not get laid is a day that has been wasted. Perhaps I'm a sex addict, but I know a lot of you think the same.

Discuss.

[Lumberjack]

I think the average male does alot of the things you stated you do when they go out and are trying to get laid, but they dont live there lives for it.

I disagree, i think subliminally(sp) almost everything a guy does, in the long run, is to get some ass at some point :dunno:

[Frankie]

IMO this statement is bullshit, I am not the sensitive type or the intellectual type. I think the average male does alot of the things you stated you do when they go out and are trying to get laid, but they dont live there lives for it. I think most people dress nice because thats how they are comfortable or how the job requires them to dress. If I had unlimited money I would drive a nicer car, have nicer clothes, but it wouldnt be to pull pussy it would be because its what I like. I live my life for me and thats the way it has always been. I am not the kind of person that tries to impress people with the things I have or the cars I drive, basically I am me, I dont put on an act and if someone doesnt like me for me, well they can go fuck themselves. I am not knocking you for the way you live your life just stating that I do not agree with some of your opinions on the way MOST males think.

You posted this to sound sensitive, different, deep, and most importantly, to get laid due to sounding that way. Don't lie! :lol:

For the record, a flashy car, nice clothes, a motorcycle, nice house, etc... rarely impress a woman. But, by a guy thinking that these things impress women, he will go out with more confidence than a guy who does not have these things. Confidence is the real winner when it comes to getting some stanky on your hang-down. The material possessional are just confidence fluffers.

I used to take girls for rides on my Honda bike all the time and they couldn't tell the difference between it and a Harley. Most of the time they just assumed it was a Harley. They weren't interested in the bike, they were interested in me because I'm one confident motherfucker.

[Frankie]

I disagree, i think subliminally(sp) almost everything a guy does, in the long run, is to get some ass at some point :dunno:

And you're wise beyond your years because of this statement.

[Lumberjack]

Even as a girl I totally agree with this we all dress the way we do and act the way we do to get attention from the opposite sex... Even girls live this day to day life in order to get ass... Lol


haha very acceptable first post ;-)

[Lumberjack]

You posted this to sound sensitive, different, deep, and most importantly, to get laid due to sounding that way. Don't lie! :lol:



+16857074 haha

[4dorteg]

:dunno: i posted it from work. so speaking of pussy, put yours away.
glad to know your job doesnt care, but mine and alot of others do . I am not being a dick just stating facts and I dont need to get into shit at my job because of stupid bullshit. hence put a ww on it and I believe all the mods and admins would agree, thanks.

[KatieBang]

glad to know your job doesnt care, but mine and alot of others do . I am not being a dick just stating facts and I dont need to get into shit at my job because of stupid bullshit. hence put a ww on it and I believe all the mods and admins would agree, thanks.

I think you need to get laid. :lol:

[Lumberjack]

I think you need to get laid. :lol:

another good qoute! lol

[4dorteg]

You posted this to sound sensitive, different, deep, and most importantly, to get laid due to sounding that way. Don't lie! :lol:

For the record, a flashy car, nice clothes, a motorcycle, nice house, etc... rarely impress a woman. But, by a guy thinking that these things impress women, he will go out with more confidence than a guy who does not have these things. Confidence is the real winner when it comes to getting some stanky on your hang-down. The material possessional are just confidence fluffers.

I used to take girls for rides on my Honda bike all the time and they couldn't tell the difference between it and a Harley. Most of the time they just assumed it was a Harley. They weren't interested in the bike, they were interested in me because I'm one confident motherfucker.

ok I can agree with it helping your confidence to seal the deal, but saying you have nice things and take of yourself just to get pussy is what I dont agree with.

"You posted this to sound sensitive, different, deep, and most importantly, to get laid due to sounding that way. Don't lie! :lol:"

I laughed when I read that, but no that is not the case, it is just the way I live my life. Its like some guys will bang anything that walks and they are great wingmen, but I would be a horrible wingman because if the bitch is busted I am not taking one for the team.

[Forge]

glad to know your job doesnt care, but mine and alot of others do . I am not being a dick just stating facts and I dont need to get into shit at my job because of stupid bullshit. hence put a ww on it and I believe all the mods and admins would agree, thanks.

any post by or involving myself and/or frankie should be read with the assumption that anything bad can, will, or probably already has been posted.

if your work cares so much there's a few solutions
a. get a new job
b. quit fucking around at work and do what they pay you to do
c. find a way around it, ie proxy or be more diligent in watching your boss/co-workers so they don't catch you staring at smut during office hours
d. not give a shit

all in all i go pretty strongly with option D which goes right along into my next statement regarding the mods/admins

you're not one, and it wouldn't matter if ya were (refer to aforementioned option d listed above)

it's not my post so i'm not gonna say anything about a work warning so divert your frustration elsewhere, it's not my thread.

[Frankie]

ok I can agree with it helping your confidence to seal the deal, but saying you have nice things and take of yourself just to get pussy is what I dont agree with.

You don't have to agree with it, it's my opinion. You're only lying to yourself though. Like d-bag said, deep down, maybe even subconciously, that's what it's all about. We're still animals and still have to succumb to our primal urges. I just choose to embrace, rather than resist and deny, them.

I laughed when I read that, but no that is not the case, it is just the way I live my life. Its like some guys will bang anything that walks and they are great wingmen, but I would be a horrible wingman because if the bitch is busted I am not taking one for the team.

See my previous post, in this thread, about my qualifications for hot. You probably agree.

[arsoniq26]

any post by or involving myself and/or frankie should be read with the assumption that anything bad can, will, or probably already has been posted.

if your work cares so much there's a few solutions
a. get a new job
b. quit fucking around at work and do what they pay you to do
c. find a way around it, ie proxy or be more diligent in watching your boss/co-workers so they don't catch you staring at smut during office hours
d. not give a shit

all in all i go pretty strongly with option D which goes right along into my next statement regarding the mods/admins

you're not one, and it wouldn't matter if ya were (refer to aforementioned option d listed above)

it's not my post so i'm not gonna say anything about a work warning so divert your frustration elsewhere, it's not my thread.

Pretty much unneccessary drama... and besides I doubt some1s gonna quit their job cause the cant look at porn at work.

[Forge]

Pretty much unneccessary drama... and besides I doubt some1s gonna quit their job cause the cant look at porn at work.

being a little redundant aren't we? drama is always unnecessary. i just feel it's necessary to speak my mind and if someone wants to bust my balls, warranted or not, i'm compelled to retort

[Frankie]

Pretty much unneccessary drama... and besides I doubt some1s gonna quit their job cause the cant look at porn at work.

Being able to fuck off and browse is very important for me when taking a job. As we speak, I'm at work and we have a strict URL filter. As a solution, I'm posting this through an SSH tunnel to my OpenBSD 3.7 firewall at home which is running a copy of Squid. They can't track shit now!

[arsoniq26]

Nice to know... Well back to the subject at hand, in all honesty Frank, y did u get married?

EDIT: NICE TO KNOW, was directed towards forge above, not franks comment about the filter. thats actually a good idea, i alwasy wanted to kno how to get access to my home comp from work

[Frankie]

Nice to know... Well back to the subject at hand, in all honesty Frank, y did u get married?

Because my wife is hot, I couldn't pass up a wedding story like the one I have, and for the romance. My wife is really happy being married, and in turn, that makes me happy (because I get laid when she's happy). You'd marry a fetish model too, given the chance!

[arsoniq26]

HAHA, ok but since the marriage have u been faithful? if not does she know/care? Its nice to kno she is happy, and u r happy because of it, but r there certain circumstances to this marriage she isnt aware of lol

[Ralph]

Dude I've been following alot of your threads and your my new hero.

[Frankie]

HAHA, ok but since the marriage have u been faithful? if not does she know/care? Its nice to kno she is happy, and u r happy because of it, but r there certain circumstances to this marriage she isnt aware of lol

Yes, since the marriage I have been very faithful. Forge can back me up on this, but the other night at The Round Up, I actually turned down ass. Talk about a damn shame.

[Frankie]

Dude I've been following alot of your threads and your my new hero.

:lol: Thanks! I shouldn't be anybody's hero though; I just call it like I see it.

[Ralph]

Yes, since the marriage I have been very faithful. Forge can back me up on this, but the other night at The Round Up, I actually turned down ass. Talk about a damn shame.

Sorry to get off-topic

I must of missed something, but you were at the Round-Up? Was this because you have a long yearning for the two-step or because you are well aware of the gold-mine that is such...the Round Up.

Back on topic people.

[Zeelo]

http://www.venganza.org/

oh yea, i agree with all 100 pages of this thread regardless of what they were. im a 22 year old virgin but im going to change my ways

[Snookums]

I'm only being open and honest because, somehow, this post will help me get laid. :lol:

Yeah you said that everything you do relates to you getting laid....

[MicheleR]

Because my wife is hot, I couldn't pass up a wedding story like the one I have, and for the romance. My wife is really happy being married, and in turn, that makes me happy (because I get laid when she's happy). You'd marry a fetish model too, given the chance!


Thats it Frank you have made me decide to just grab Cisco and fly off to Vegas for our Wedding! :lol: :lol:
Maybe Elvis will give me a discount if I tell him you sent me :lmao:

I'll tell the crack heads on the corner you said hello :lol:

[Forge]

Yes, since the marriage I have been very faithful. Forge can back me up on this, but the other night at The Round Up, I actually turned down ass. Talk about a damn shame.

:nono:

it really is a damn shame. i can vouch for him. he's turned down some hot ass since he tied the knot. the only problem with the whole situation is if she wants him, she don't want the big irish, and vice versa. frank can't get none of my big titty girls.

such is life! but i'm proud of'em i guess
i can't make fun of'em too much or i'll wake up one morning a married man :whoa:

[Frankie]

Sorry to get off-topic

I must of missed something, but you were at the Round-Up? Was this because you have a long yearning for the two-step or because you are well aware of the gold-mine that is...the Round Up?

Back on topic people.

Shhhhhhh! Don't let other people in on the secret. It's still sporting a very good ho to bro ratio.

I was there to support my road dog, Forge, in his quest for ass. He's still not married (i.e. smart) and able to sport fuck without consequence. Plus, just because I didn't bang the girls, doesn't mean I received no pleasure out of knowing that I could've banged the girls.

[accord95]

:lol: Thanks! I shouldn't be anybody's hero though; I just call it like I see it.

looks like i may have to give up the title to you frank, i've had it in my sig for a couple years that i get more than anyone on this site, but i think you may have me beat.

[4dorteg]

You don't have to agree with it, it's my opinion. You're only lying to yourself though. Like d-bag said, deep down, maybe even subconciously, that's what it's all about. We're still animals and still have to succumb to our primal urges. I just choose to embrace, rather than resist and deny, them.
I am saying I am agreeing with the fact that it may help people build their self confidence by having nice things(car/house/clothes/whatever) not your opinion. As far as myself I am not lying to myself, its just they way I think.

[Zeelo]

beastiality is damaging our youths

[Lumberjack]

As far as myself I am not lying to myself, its just they way I think.

thinking and subliminal actions are different.
im just bustin you balls. you know when you wake up in the morning your jonsin for a peice of ass, thats why every guy wakes up with a damn stiffy! no need to be ashamed ;-)

[...mikey]

Sorry Frank, but this isn't your point of view, someone whose long, long dead already wrote a psychoanalysis on human sexuality.

Don't cry, I'll still be your buddy.

[Frankie]

Sorry Frank, but this isn't your point of view, someone whose long, long dead already wrote a psychoanalysis on human sexuality.

Don't cry, I'll still be your buddy.

I'm sure several million have been written, in colleges across the world, but this one is mine.

[...mikey]

Freud got more pussy thank you ever will Frank.

Big Daddy Freud;

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/SigmundFreud2.jpg/431px-SigmundFreud2.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:SigmundFreud2.jpg

[Frankie]

Freud got more pussy thank you ever will Frank.

There's no way! Cocaine causes you to sport the tater tot, and you know that freak had more bumps than the parking garage at the airport.

[...mikey]

Girls like bumps, it's like the pearls the chile penis man has.

It's all about sexual gratification, rock the herpes with pride man.

[Frankie]

Girls like bumps, it's like the pearls the chile penis man has.

It's all about sexual gratification, rock the herpes with pride man.

Girls love bumps, I can agree, but bumps are not beneficial to Woodrow Wilson. From what I understand, Freud was big time into the cocaaaaaaaaaaaine.

[...mikey]

He's white and famous, whatcha expect, quit hating, hater.

[Frankie]

http://www.erowid.org/library/books/images/cocaine_papers.jpg

[Jordan Y.]

I think of my sex drive as a major annoyance more than anything else. I will admit that as a guy there is a constant urge to just walk up to that random hottie walking down the sidewalk and say "Hey, let's go into those bushes over there and fuck." But that's on a subconscious, animal level and not a conscious level, which is obvious because if my consciousness didn't rule supreme over my actions I'd be in jail for rape, or at the least sexual harassment.

The thing that stops me from going out and seeking random ass all of the time, besides living with my parents, my car being broken, having no money, and my merely average looks and twig-like build, yes, besides all those things- I don't like the concept of casual sex with random strangers. I don't like it from a perspective of the idea of a one-night relationship purely based on sex and I especially don't like it from a perspective of health- I would really hate to get an STD and suffer the rest of my life or die an early death for one night of sex with some random slut. There are a lot of things I want to do in my life that would be adversely affected and it's just not worth it. That and I just don't feel right about hooking up with somebody just to use and be used for physical pleasure. Not my cup of tea.

Now, at the same time, I have absolutely no desire to be in a relationship. Almost all of the girls I have met and spoken to are people I have no desire to spend any further time associating with. We have no common interests and they often have nothing interesting to say even about the things they are interested in. Even if I find the right one, I am in no mood to tie myself down with the sort of mutual dependancy that grows in committed long-term relationships. I like my privacy, I like having complete control over my decisions and complete control over my life. Being in a relationship forces a change in priorities, and I just don't feel like doing that at this point in my life. The only reason I would enter a relationship at this point is sex, and for that reason I will not enter a relationship until I am in it for the right reasons. Finding a person I care about, finding a person I want to spend a lot of time with, finding a person I have a true attraction to not solely on a physical level, but because of their personality and intelligence. And since I'm really not in the mood for that relationship but merely for a relationship as an outlet for my sexual desire, I will avoid relationships altogether until such time as that changes. I attribute it to my immaturity, and I'm waiting it out before I make any attempt to go into the dating scene.

[...mikey]

hahahha.

So in reality the world doesnt revolve around sex, it revolves around cocaine.

[...mikey]

Virgin Alert

I hate casual sex too. But I hate casual sex because I've been in love, and it's completely different. Nothing is better than waking up at 8am and turning around and holding a girl you love after spending the night with her, and nothing is more annoying than waking up at 8am and wondering when that random girl is going to leave.

[Frankie]

hahahha.

So in reality the world doesnt revolve around sex, it revolves around cocaine.

:lol: You're a sick fuck, you know that? :lol:

[4dorteg]

thinking and subliminal actions are different.
im just bustin you balls. you know when you wake up in the morning your jonsin for a peice of ass, thats why every guy wakes up with a damn stiffy! no need to be ashamed ;-)

lol.......no offense taken, I guess if its subliminal that may be true, but how come when I pee my boner goes away?:haha:

[...mikey]

:lol: You're a sick fuck, you know that? :lol:

You and I are a lot alike I believe, extremists in what we do.

Half-assedness isn't gratifying.

[Forge]

it sounds like some of you people are merely lacking the casual sex. i'm sure i'd hate it too if i never got it. just like i used to hate drug addicts, sex offenders, and alcoholics.....oh

[Snookums]

I think of my sex drive as a major annoyance more than anything else. I will admit that as a guy there is a constant urge to just walk up to that random hottie walking down the sidewalk and say "Hey, let's go into those bushes over there and fuck." But that's on a subconscious, animal level and not a conscious level, which is obvious because if my consciousness didn't rule supreme over my actions I'd be in jail for rape, or at the least sexual harassment.

The thing that stops me from going out and seeking random ass all of the time, besides living with my parents, my car being broken, having no money, and my merely average looks and twig-like build, yes, besides all those things- I don't like the concept of casual sex with random strangers. I don't like it from a perspective of the idea of a one-night relationship purely based on sex and I especially don't like it from a perspective of health- I would really hate to get an STD and suffer the rest of my life or die an early death for one night of sex with some random slut. There are a lot of things I want to do in my life that would be adversely affected and it's just not worth it. That and I just don't feel right about hooking up with somebody just to use and be used for physical pleasure. Not my cup of tea.

Now, at the same time, I have absolutely no desire to be in a relationship. Almost all of the girls I have met and spoken to are people I have no desire to spend any further time associating with. We have no common interests and they often have nothing interesting to say even about the things they are interested in. Even if I find the right one, I am in no mood to tie myself down with the sort of mutual dependancy that grows in committed long-term relationships. I like my privacy, I like having complete control over my decisions and complete control over my life. Being in a relationship forces a change in priorities, and I just don't feel like doing that at this point in my life. The only reason I would enter a relationship at this point is sex, and for that reason I will not enter a relationship until I am in it for the right reasons. Finding a person I care about, finding a person I want to spend a lot of time with, finding a person I have a true attraction to not solely on a physical level, but because of their personality and intelligence. And since I'm really not in the mood for that relationship but merely for a relationship as an outlet for my sexual desire, I will avoid relationships altogether until such time as that changes. I attribute it to my immaturity, and I'm waiting it out before I make any attempt to go into the dating scene.

:bigthumb: + 1000

[...mikey]

it sounds like some of you people are merely lacking the casual sex. i'm sure i'd hate it too if i never got it. just like i used to hate drug addicts, sex offenders, and alcoholics.....oh

nope, been there done that plenty of times.

i'm a huge vagina with emotions that needs love.

[Yellow Saturn]

Eye makeup is very punk rock. You think I'd take all this abuse from fellow members of the male gender if it didn't have some sort of positive affect on me getting to taste the vertical bacon sandwich. I only do it because the girls like it. Read the ladder theory, it's one of the things that provides me the gimmick and novelty that the author speaks of.

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
That was really amusing to read and parts of it I agree with!

[Robin355]

Recommended reading for more on this topic are two books by Edward G. Long:

Chimpanzees Don't Wear Pants (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0741407310/qid=1126731827/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/002-9601249-5864852?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)

Sex, Violence, Politics, and God: How They Rule Our Lives (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0741412926/qid=1126732035/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/002-9601249-5864852?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)

-R

[Lumberjack]

lol.......no offense taken, I guess if its subliminal that may be true, but how come when I pee my boner goes away?:haha:


does it burn when you pee?

[miss sara]

Recommended reading for more on this topic are two books by Edward G. Long:

Chimpanzees Don't Wear Pants (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0741407310/qid=1126731827/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/002-9601249-5864852?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)

Sex, Violence, Politics, and God: How They Rule Our Lives (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0741412926/qid=1126732035/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/002-9601249-5864852?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)

-R
i always liked THE NAKED APE by Desmond Morris

[Frankie]

Are you suggesting that I read books? You know how much sex appeal reading a book has, right? When is the last time you seen one of the modern sex icons, on TV, reading a book?

[Pookie Bear]

Plus, just because I didn't bang the girls, doesn't mean I received no pleasure out of knowing that I could've banged the girls.


so so true

[Angry Pirate]

Ask anybody on here who knows me. It'd be amazing if it did. I'm a real selfish and careless asshole.

Sounds like my ex bf. IMO...I will have to agree with you on this post. There's a lot of truth in what you said

[1BADP71]

bang bang bang

[Jordan Y.]

Are you suggesting that I read books? You know how much sex appeal reading a book has, right? When is the last time you seen one of the modern sex icons, on TV, reading a book?
Haha, I love reading. I've had to cut myself off- only reading one book, then waiting for a while before reading the next. I used to finish off a novel or two a week reading them during school back in high school. I guess I'm just totally screwed when it comes to getting screwed :lol:. Doesn't bother me much, I'll just live a life of bachelorship and celibacy.

[Poisoned Heart]

Frank what can i say :nworthy: u do have a great ideal, i need to start taking major notes, and i have seen u in the field working the game and i can vouch single frank was a force to be reconed with, not saying your still not just in a married aspect. Personally the badass persona works for you but would never fit me, espically the make-up. It works very well for u but to most guys they would get looked at by girls and laughed at, but for u its a goddamn pussy magnet. I must be taught in the ways of Frankism.(note:im not all over his dick, hes a good friend of mine and i know when props are due)

[Zate]

Alright, now I'm sure most of the guys feel like this, but I'm going to just put it out to get some activity going. I can easily see this becoming a 20 page thread.

Being a 23 year old male, I'm obviously very motivated by ass, but more importantly, I believe everything I do has a connection back to getting laid. What I'm saying is that pretty much every waking moment of my life has some kind of connection back to banging. I'll offer examples based on my typical weekday.

First of all, realize that this setting takes place in a four bedroom, two-car garage house. It’s overkill, and completely unnecessary for me. I could easily live in a trailer; however, that, in and of itself, would be a strike against me in the vagina department.

Now, in the morning, I wake up early for work. The first thing I do is take a shower. I shave, gel my hair, put on deoderant, and put on nice clothes. Without the availability of getting a leg up, I could go to work smelly and scummy. I know this is all common sense so far as proper hygiene makes you attractive, but it's all rooted more deeply in the fact that I'm going to work anyway. I work a high dollar computer job in a field that I hate. Why do I do this? I do this because the money can be translated into an opportunity to get ass. Without women, I'd be working at the McDonald's up the street from my house, 20 hours a week, for minimum wage.

How do I get to work? Oh, I drive one of my flashy cars or take my overpriced, bad-boy motorcycle. Without pussy do you think I'd really want to drive a gas guzzler car or a dangerous, lead sled of a motorcycle 20-25 miles each way to work? Nope. Oh, and to reference the job, if I were working at McDonald's, I wouldn't be able to afford these vehicles anyway.

After work I go to the gym. Why? Again, because being in shape gets girls. Would I really want to take an hour out of my day to sweat and hurt otherwise? Hell no! I'd rather sit around the house, play video games, eat fried chicken, and get fat. It's a shame chicks don't like video games and slobs. Well, at least not without being video game loving slobs themselves, but that alone is counter-productive to my goals of getting laid. I'm not fucking a fatty.

I come home from the gym, and I'm nice to my wife. Again, I do this to get pussy. Without ass, I wouldn't even be married in the first place--I’d be living in a trailer, with my boys, playing video games, and eating fried chicken!

On the weekends, the clothing I wear, the places I visit, and the way I act all are rooted in getting laid. My entire outward appearance and attitude is pussy-driven. In fact, I feel that a day that I do not get laid is a day that has been wasted. Perhaps I'm a sex addict, but I know a lot of you think the same.

Discuss.

all sounds about right Frank .. i used to live like that. :)

[98MODMTR]

Well, thanks for being open and honest about it. :lol:

Most men wouldn't! :)


Most men are.

Most women say, "ya, but my b/f or husband dosn't think like that..."


Bullshit.

[Frankie]

Hah, thanks for the props Larry. I think the trick is that I really just don't give a shit. Girls can pick up on that and it drives them crazy. I swear, all girls have something to prove, and with me they're like, "I'm gonna make him want me!" I turn, that gets me laid, and in the end, I still don't give a shit.

[98MODMTR]

Hah, thanks for the props Larry. I think the trick is that I really just don't give a shit. Girls can pick up on that and it drives them crazy. I swear, all girls have something to prove, and with me they're like, "I'm gonna make him want me!" I turn, that gets me laid, and in the end, I still don't give a shit.


Well, isn't that the same as "they want what they can't have"

Only in america women won't openly talk about their utter craving for the deep dicking. Luckily for me I was able to travel a bit of the world and found out that foreign women fuck like it's drinking a glass of water, just isn't that big of a deal.

[Frankie]

Well, isn't that the same as "they want what they can't have"

Only in america women won't openly talk about their utter craving for the deep dicking. Luckily for me I was able to travel a bit of the world and found out that foreign women fuck like it's drinking a glass of water, just isn't that big of a deal.

I guess so. I'm not really hard to get, I'm just hard to get interested. The majority of people, which includes women, bore me.

And Americans, me and women, are the worst when it comes to anything sexual. We're a big country of prudes.

[98MODMTR]

We're a big country of prudes.

I prefer the term, closet slut.

[Lumberjack]

me personally i need sex on some kind of regular basis otherwise i get really irritated for some reason :dunno: but if it came down to it i would probabily screw a knot hole in a fence ;-)

[shoot]

never has reading a book gotten someone laid, knowing of a book she thinks is the cats ass might get you closer to to puss though..... BTW i dont know how some of you cant get laid.... sad.. thanks for not taking up the time of a sexy bitch.

[BareLy UgLy]

For the record, a flashy car, nice clothes, a motorcycle, nice house, etc... rarely impress a woman. But, by a guy thinking that these things impress women, he will go out with more confidence than a guy who does not have these things. Confidence is the real winner when it comes to getting some stanky on your hang-down. The material possessional are just confidence fluffers.

I used to take girls for rides on my Honda bike all the time and they couldn't tell the difference between it and a Harley. Most of the time they just assumed it was a Harley. They weren't interested in the bike, they were interested in me because I'm one confident motherfucker.

so true...so very true

[Frankie]

so true...so very true

Seriously. If more guys would just execute, they'd get a lot more izass. Look at me, I'm a tall, skinny, punk rock guy with greasy hair and bad make-up. I really shouldn't get laid at all.

[Joker34624]

How many guys do you actually pick up on the way to work? is it really worth all that?
ive gott more chicks numbers and dates on the way to and from work than i have when im off. but i do work almost 12 hrs a day and sometimes even on sat.

[???]

what about the guy living in a trailer, working the min wage job and playing video games with his friends...


is his life geared towards pussy too?