I always get a burning feeling...

[ericmichael]

after fucking shampoo bottles. :( Should I wear condoms when doing this? :dunno:

Help!

[VeronicATM]

Yes I would recommend condoms or a different brand of shampoo.

[ericmichael]

Yes I would recommend condoms or a different brand of shampoo.
What kind do you recommend?

[JamesH]

What kind do you recommend?


Try a baby shampoo, the no tears kind. Johnson and Johnson is a good one.

[VeronicATM]

Well what kind do you use now? Any of the Dove products are usually somewhat mild and smooth. Have you tried those? Stay away from the medicated ones, like Head N Shoulders...

Yes James, Johnson and Johnson would be good too.

[Silvia]

Your pepe fits in a shampoo bottle? Damn son .....

[ericmichael]

Well what kind do you use now? Any of the Dove products are usually somewhat mild and smooth. Have you tried those? Stay away from the medicated ones, like Head N Shoulders...

Yes James, Johnson and Johnson would be good too.
I have dandruff on my pubes so thats why I like HnS. :dunno:

[ericmichael]

Your pepe fits in a shampoo bottle? Damn son .....
Is that small? :dunno:

[Billy]

You can seen the white flakes on his shoes...

[VeronicATM]

I have dandruff on my pubes so thats why I like HnS. :dunno:

Ahh...well you're going to have to decide. Flakes or itching and burning...

[VeronicATM]

Your pepe fits in a shampoo bottle? Damn son .....

Refer to his sig... :grin:

[Silvia]

well my shampoo bottle openings are pretty small.. mabye you got a jumbo bottle or something?

[ericmichael]

Ahh...well you're going to have to decide. Flakes or itching and burning...
Well I always have a huge jar of mayo next to the shower, when I am done with my business, I plop it in there and the burning goes away but mayo is so nasty.

well my shampoo bottle openings are pretty small.. mabye you got a jumbo bottle or something?
Stop making me blush.

[Lexus IS300]

Your pepe fits in a shampoo bottle? Damn son .....
i was thinking this would be a good idea to try when I take my weekly shower, but I realized, mine just wont fit.

I guess if I went to Sams Club and got the Jumbo Family sized one, I may have a chance

[VeronicATM]

Well I always have a huge jar of mayo next to the shower, when I am done with my business, I plop it in there and the burning goes away but mayo is so nasty.

Yea, too greasy. I would say just try a milder shampoo, or maybe switch to a conditioner.

[Silvia]

Yeah conditioner !! Or put something else in an empty bottle.. like lube or whip cream or whatever feels good....

[ericmichael]

Yea, too greasy. I would say just try a milder shampoo, or maybe switch to a conditioner.
I tried the conditioner but I ran into a huge problem. That gets me off in less than 45 seconds because it's so smooth and silky like a real woman. That is bad because I cant stop myself from going in the bottle of conditioner, expensive for one time use. :(

[VeronicATM]

I tried the conditioner but I ran into a huge problem. That gets me off in less than 45 seconds because it's so smooth and silky like a real woman. That is bad because I cant stop myself from going in the bottle of conditioner, expensive for one time use. :(

Ooo ok, see I didn't think about that. What about body washes?

[ericmichael]

Ooo ok, see I didn't think about that. What about body washes?
They burn more. :thumbdwn:

[Guado]

LMAO! http://www.fuelslut.net/forum/images/smiles/bowrofl.gif

[VeronicATM]

:lol: Sorry bout your luck then, Im all out of ideas. Good luck with whatever u decide though :lol:

[ericmichael]

LMAO! http://www.fuelslut.net/forum/images/smiles/bowrofl.gif
:wtf:

:lol: Sorry bout your luck then, Im all out of ideas. Good luck with whatever u decide though :lol:
Damn you!

[Fatalia]

Well, from what I hear, it can be good for you hair anyway, so go ahead and reuse the conditioner bottle afterwards.

[accord95]

Well, from what I hear, it can be good for you hair anyway, so go ahead and reuse the conditioner bottle afterwards.

its only good for womens hair, when they swallow it.

adrain, thats pretty sad.

[Frankie]

http://packy.dardan.com/walky/albums/album11/afz.jpg

[Kristin]

You all joke, but one of my ex's had a wee wee that would have fit in the bottle. If He wasn't good at other things, it would have been a waste of time. :lol:

[Stealth]

You all joke, but one of my ex's had a wee wee that would have fit in the bottle. If He wasn't good at other things, it would have been a waste of time. :lol:

:whoa:

Whitch to a bottle of hand lotion :dunno: ( cocoa butter feels good on the wee wee)

[ericmichael]

http://packy.dardan.com/walky/albums/album11/afz.jpg
http://www.thesti.com/forums/images/smilies/gtfo.gif

[VeronicATM]

Where's all these new smilies coming from???

[ericmichael]

Where's all these new smilies coming from???
Google, but that doesn't help the burning. :mad:

[VeronicATM]

Google, but that doesn't help the burning. :mad:

LMAO!!!!!!! I told you...but everything I say, you have tried so... I'm out of ideas.

[1BADP71]

ouch ... thats such a small opening man . go with the conditioner. and take it out of the bottle damnit !

[98MODMTR]

after fucking shampoo bottles. :( Should I wear condoms when doing this? :dunno:

Help!

Dude, you have j'd off with shampoo haven't you?

That shit does burn, so you have to keep it under the head.

Man did that suck.

[ericmichael]

Dude, you have j'd off with shampoo haven't you?

That shit does burn, so you have to keep it under the head.

Man did that suck.
Yea when I was like 13 but then I realised it feels so much better with penetration.

[Suicidal Racing]

coxhed u get the thread of the year award.

[ericmichael]

coxhed u get the thread of the year award.
:dunno:

I'm being serious though.

[Suicidal Racing]

coat your shit with some vasolin and try it like that then u fig that shit is like water proof.i realy dont know what to tell u shit i dont even feel right saying what i just said.

[OMGVTEC]

um waht can i say....the hand works best?

[Hillary]

Your pepe fits in a shampoo bottle? Damn son .....

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! OWNED! ;)

[ericmichael]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! OWNED! ;)
:nono:

[Hillary]

:nono:

:wiggle:

[ericmichael]

:wiggle:
Having fun?

[Paul]

You can seen the white flakes on james shoes...
Fixed :lol:
j/k

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

Wow... I just laughed the whole way through this thread :lol:

[ericmichael]

Wow... I just laughed the whole way through this thread :lol:
No suggestions?

[SAFKO]

just get some lotion. aloe will never do you wrong.