Rob
09-29-2005, 11:29 AM
Ten thousand hundred years ago a monkey climbed the tallest mountain in all the world. At the top of this mountain lived a rather vicious and feral tree frog, one whose soul was so black and evil that evil would say: "Damn, that's some serious evilness." When the monkey arrived after his long quest for the summit the tree frog captured him in his web made from store bought silly string and gutted him, using his entrails as belts and karate headbands for his amassed army of hedgehogs and hampsters who were to rain fire and destruction among the monkey populace. The tree frog used the carcass of the flayed monkey as a space heater. And that's where babies come from.