Yes friends....I am THAT dumbass...

[Bill]

Well after another 12 hour day of work and I'm heading home. Look at the fuel gauge, I'm getting pretty low, figure I'll swing by the Shell Station once I get off of 75. Fast forward an hour and I'm at the pump. I pick 93, stick 'er in, and figure while I'm at it I might as well check the oil and tire pressure. Well everything checks out fine so I hop back in the car and drive away. *POP*
I run over a damn soda can. Oh well...I continue along. So there I am, tired and ready to grab some dinner, but for some reason everyone and their mother is honking at some jackass in front of me. *HONK* *HONK* *HONK* What the hell? Bleh...continue driving along. Some girl pulls up next to me and yells (I have no AC so windows are always down) "Did you do it on purpose?!?!" Umm...do what? Bleh...whatever. Next comes a station wagon, the guy leans out and says, "Son...I believe you've got a gas pump hanging off your car...." HOLY SHIT!!! Shoot into the turn lane, make a right, and park. I get out and sure enough...there she is, hanging from car, a bright shiny gas nozzle and about five foot of tubing. Yes folks...I am that idiot you never thought you'd know...I am the man who drives away without bothering to perform that one critical step in the fueling process...removing the gas nozzle.

So...as you can probably tell, I didn't run over a soda can, I yanked the damn gas line off of the pump and the people weren't honking at a jackass in front of my car but the jackass IN my car. What a damned night...

Oh, and yes, I did return it. Talk about one hell of an embarrassing moment. You try walking into a gas station trailing a fuel pump handle, a good length of hose, and still hold your head up high.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


EDIT (From page three, just putting it here to try and keep it all together):

So I guess you all want to know what happened when I returned it eh? Well on the drive back I was followed the entire way by a cop car. I got pretty nervous and started thinking that the cops had been called to the "scene of the crime." Ended up being stopped a light to turn into the Shell station so I had plenty of time to sweat over what the officer behind me was going to do. Luckily for me that as we both turned into the Shell station, I headed for the "office" and he headed for the pumps. Whew...

With that out of the way, I reached onto the passenger side, curled up the hose, got out of the car, and walked in to face the music. I went over to the counter and before I could say a word, the lady looks at the kill I have in my hands and says, "So you're the one who ran off with our hose." I was too damned embarrassed to say much more than, "Yup." So she proceeds to take the hose from me and place it in some bright yellow bag with warnings on it. Of course by now everyone is staring at me. Great. I nervously bring out my wallet and ask, "How much do I owe for damages?" She just shakes her head and tells me, "Don't worry about it." Relieved, I blurt out, "I bet this happens too often right??" She stares me down and tells me, "Sometimes people accidentally pull them off, but no one ever drives away with 'em." Before things get any more embarrassing I apologize to her again and quickly leave. I somehow manage to leave the gas station this time without trailing a fuel hose behind me. Imagine that!!

[dan]

ah bill what are we gonna do with you? :D hey shit happens but you came through and at least you have balls to return it

[sucio]

this has to be the funniest thing ive read all day...you deserve an award for this...

[PreludeXTC]

Haha:lol: :lmao:


Thats hilarious man

Alteast you manned up and admitted it lol. Man after a long day like that that could happen to anyone......Its just the funniest story ive heard in a while.

[sucio]

i would have kept the pump..

oh No Pics = Lies :D

[Dori240]

omg thank you for the laugh its just what i needed

[Tits McGee]

BEST THREAD EVAR!!!!!!

[u4ikstilz]

OMG, it WASN'T a woman this time . . .


i would've kept it as a souvenir (sp?)

[craig_302]

Holy fucking hell, Bill!!! I think I woulda gone back and apologized and kept the pump handle anyway. "Whoops, it fell out in traffic."

[Josh]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[98MODMTR]

speechless

[TurboRanger91]

i havn't laughed that hard in a while. thanks man:lol:

[Aharon]

This deserves to become an internet classic!

[Tom]

:eek: [motherly voice]BILL!!!!!!![/motherly voice]

[qitstrn]

hope it didnt damage your car.

[95civex]

my side hurts...thanks for the laugh

[StreetDriven]

Originally posted by Leslie
BEST THREAD EVAR!!!!!!

[suprapimpa]

If I was in your shoes I think that woulda been the best laugh i could have ever had, it would brighten up my day hope it didnt down yours. I walked out of kash n karry one time all food payed and yet i had nothing in my cart but a receipt in my hand. I was halfway to the car when the lady came out and said ummm sir you forgot your food. ^_^

[Chris LS]

Damn, im sorry about that.... But it made my day better...i laughed so hard, thats funny! thanks, because its so dull and boring at work!

[Aharon]

Everyone link this thread everywhere! That way Bill will become a famous internet classic ;)

[Zate]

LMAO!!.. OMG Bill that is just too much !!

Least you kept your dignity..

or something.. LOL

[Bill]

Glad you all find my pain amusing. :D:D
Guess what the story doesn't really mention is how far I drove. I'd say I went about a mile down the road with people honkin' like mad at me.
:lol::lol:

As for keeping it, believe me, I thought about it. But then I also figured I'd own up and return it. Besides, I payed at the pump and I'm pretty damn sure I was the last one to use it unless someone was using their hands to shovel gas into their car.

And yes, the car is fine. It would seem that the gas pumps have some type of quick release or break-away connector when stressed which is a damned good thing. I'd hate to think of the honking that I'd get dragging the entire gas pump down the road.
;):D:D:D

[Bald Guy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[chi town brat]

:lmao:

thank u! i work for shaw e&i and that is part of what we do, emergency fuel spills. i wonder if we got called out to that one. you have now joined the world of female drivers. ;)

:lmao:

[XconZ]

OMG, that is great! Thanks for the laugh!

-Eric

[Koolaidy]

that was awesome!!! good thing u returned it... CAMERAS

:lol: :lol:

[Mars_302]

hahahaha, what did they say when you returned it?

[Keith]

Originally posted by Mars_302
hahahaha, what did they say when you returned it?

did you have to pay for anything???

[DETriment]

good job dude! :lol:

[TurboJZA70]

Originally posted by Mars_302
hahahaha, what did they say when you returned it?

this is what i want to know.

[Mr White]

That is f'in hilarious....Good kill :nerd:

[HKSWRX]

Originally posted by Mars_302
hahahaha, what did they say when you returned it?

[Jordan Y.]

:lol: Hahaha, amazing, you actually went back and returned it, and then actually came on here to post about it. This is getting linked to dsmtalk, the-lot, and hondasociety as soon as I log off. :D

[JUG-LUDE]

hahahaahahaha! This is by far the funniest thread ever!!

[IntegraL]

owned!!!! good job man:lol:

[Seriously?]

Seriously? :lol:

[spoonfed]

Needless to say a mod needs to put this in the celar!!!!! Funiest thread evAR!!!!

[Si-R Trickey]

Bill, your the man! ;)

[Joker]

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[Goopster1]

ahahahahhahaha thats so fucking SKEEEERIOUS!
I would have never returned there to get gas EVAAAAR lol.And I would have kept my pump handle as a nice present and put it on the wall!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tripw0l]

Originally posted by Leslie
BEST THREAD EVAR!!!!!!

[John]

OMG, all free offers of dyno time are now and forever off the table... YOU FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!!

[suprapimpa]

For the bravery and the credibility of this man I vote this be a sticky for generations to see.

[karttoon]

LOL

[StreetDriven]

I wish i was there to see the guys face when you brought back the handle hahahahahahhaha

[craig_302]

Originally posted by StreetDriven
I wish i was there to see the guys face when you brought back the handle hahahahahahhaha

Bill: Um, this is broken? You can have it back now. KTHXBYE.

[Goopster1]

Originally posted by solo_mata_me
Bill: Um, this is broken? You can have it back now. KTHXBYE. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

K ummm, yea , ummmmm this thing was like umm hanging there when I was driving and yea, umm here.....
screeeechn, vroooooom ...:D

[dscivicdx]

:lol: :lol: :lol: yeah this just made me bust out laughing while on a call and the lady got pissed cause she thought i was laughing at her.
Way to go Bill! that f-in rocks... lol.

[Leonard]

Originally posted by Joker
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[Gunslinger09]

No sweat man. Thats why they put those quick disconnects on the hoses anyway.

[Bill]

Damn, this thread blew up.

So I guess you all want to know what happened when I returned it eh? Well on the drive back I was followed the entire way by a cop car. I got pretty nervous and started thinking that the cops had been called to the "scene of the crime." Ended up being stopped a light to turn into the Shell station so I had plenty of time to sweat over what the officer behind me was going to do. Luckily for me that as we both turned into the Shell station, I headed for the "office" and he headed for the pumps. Whew...

With that out of the way, I reached onto the passenger side, curled up the hose, got out of the car, and walked in to face the music. I went over to the counter and before I could say a word, the lady looks at the kill I have in my hands and says, "So you're the one who ran off with our hose." I was too damned embarrassed to say much more than, "Yup." So she proceeds to take the hose from me and place it in some bright yellow bag with warnings on it. Of course by now everyone is staring at me. Great. I nervously bring out my wallet and ask, "How much do I owe for damages?" She just shakes her head and tells me, "Don't worry about it." Relieved, I blurt out, "I bet this happens too often right??" She stares me down and tells me, "Sometimes people accidentally pull them off, but no one ever drives away with 'em." Before things get any more embarrassing I apologize to her again and quickly leave. I somehow manage to leave the gas station this time without trailing a fuel hose behind me. Imagine that!!

[bboyStatick]

hahahah
you are thee man for the next couple of years

[Paul]

Should have taken a Pic...OMG thats Funny:lol:

[DONT SLEEP]

haaaahahahahahaahahaahhhhaahahahahaha i just got yelled at by my boss for laughing so loud you own!!!

[Alan]

Good kill. I would have kept it for a garage decoration. :mullet:

[97blkz]

Thanks bro this was good!

[Josh]

Originally posted by Bill
Damn, this thread blew up.

So I guess you all want to know what happened when I returned it eh? Well on the drive back I was followed the entire way by a cop car. I got pretty nervous and started thinking that the cops had been called to the "scene of the crime." Ended up being stopped a light to turn into the Shell station so I had plenty of time to sweat over what the officer behind me was going to do. Luckily for me that as we both turned into the Shell station, I headed for the "office" and he headed for the pumps. Whew...

With that out of the way, I reached onto the passenger side, curled up the hose, got out of the car, and walked in to face the music. I went over to the counter and before I could say a word, the lady looks at the kill I have in my hands and says, "So you're the one who ran off with our hose." I was too damned embarrassed to say much more than, "Yup." So she proceeds to take the hose from me and place it in some bright yellow bag with warnings on it. Of course by now everyone is staring at me. Great. I nervously bring out my wallet and ask, "How much do I owe for damages?" She just shakes her head and tells me, "Don't worry about it." Relieved, I blurt out, "I bet this happens too often right??" She stares me down and tells me, "Sometimes people accidentally pull them off, but no one ever drives away with 'em." Before things get any more embarrassing I apologize to her again and quickly leave. I somehow manage to leave the gas station this time without trailing a fuel hose behind me. Imagine that!! .

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[1BADP71]

lol Good Kill!

whos up for stealing gas pumps?!?! I can see its a new trend! Here we have Hess, and here we have Sunoco... and OH ! And over here we have Shell!! haha.

[SaturnTypeR]

LMAO!! holy shit! damn :lol::lol::lol: damn my side is hurting..:lol:

[SaturnTypeR]

Hey there is a girl that works here, and she heard about it on the RADIO!!

[Josh]

Originally posted by SaturnTypeR
Hey there is a girl that works here, and she heard about it on the RADIO!!

OMG Bill, you're a celebrity now. w00t!!! :lol: :lol:

[Regina]

i don't even know what to say about this except that it was HIGHLY entertaining to read. you are not a dumbass/jackass. just had a hectic day and weren't able to remember every detail. it's ok :) i could definitely see my forgetful ass doing something like that or worse. hahaha. probably drive off while it's pumping. :lol:

[Mars_302]

I really hope someone saw it and took a picture

[Bill]

Oh damn...the radio eh?
Well if it happened around 8:30-9o'clock on Bruce B. Downs then that would be me. If anyone knows what station it was, just direct 'em to this thread. More hits for TR and more witnesses to my humiliation. :D:D:D

[TampaWRX]

Originally posted by Bill
Damn, this thread blew up.

So I guess you all want to know what happened when I returned it eh? Well on the drive back I was followed the entire way by a cop car. I got pretty nervous and started thinking that the cops had been called to the "scene of the crime." Ended up being stopped a light to turn into the Shell station so I had plenty of time to sweat over what the officer behind me was going to do. Luckily for me that as we both turned into the Shell station, I headed for the "office" and he headed for the pumps. Whew...

With that out of the way, I reached onto the passenger side, curled up the hose, got out of the car, and walked in to face the music. I went over to the counter and before I could say a word, the lady looks at the kill I have in my hands and says, "So you're the one who ran off with our hose." I was too damned embarrassed to say much more than, "Yup." So she proceeds to take the hose from me and place it in some bright yellow bag with warnings on it. Of course by now everyone is staring at me. Great. I nervously bring out my wallet and ask, "How much do I owe for damages?" She just shakes her head and tells me, "Don't worry about it." Relieved, I blurt out, "I bet this happens too often right??" She stares me down and tells me, "Sometimes people accidentally pull them off, but no one ever drives away with 'em." Before things get any more embarrassing I apologize to her again and quickly leave. I somehow manage to leave the gas station this time without trailing a fuel hose behind me. Imagine that!!
Good lord, you must have felt 5" tall walking in there with a pump and hose! :lol: I thought this type of story was an urban legend, but apparently it really does happen! Thanks for sharing your ordeal, it's definitely been an entertaining read! :D

[Mars_302]

I woulda mailed it

[Bill]

Originally posted by Mars_302
I woulda mailed it

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I seriously considered it. Believe me, walking into the damn station was the last thing I wanted to do.

[suprapimpa]

Originally posted by Bill
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I seriously considered it. Believe me, walking into the damn station was the last thing I wanted to do.

I woulda cracked up so bad walking in, by the time I left the entire store woulda known what went on. You handled it like a man, but looking back on it a couple years from now your gonna laugh so hard its not even funny.

[Ender.]

Holy wow... I dont think Ive ever laughed so hard at something Ive read before. You sir should become the next ryans steakhouse story lol.

[Domestic Disturbance]

oh man, thats classic
id'a kept the thing, but seriously now, im wanting to test this thing (roll up to a gas station and jack the pump, ive always wondered why there were so many fittings on those things

oh well....good story, thatnks for the laugh

[Keith]

HAHAHAHA this is going to be a CLASSIC!!! what made you post this??? you are NEVER going to live this one down!!!
-Keith

[GearGrinder]

sad thing is bill, about a year and a half ago i did the exact same thing but i found out when i went probably like 3-4 miles down the road and i pull up to a light and these 4 chicks in a car next to me were smiling so im like, ohh yeah whos the man till one spoke up and was like umm you got a pump hanging from your car and they all laughed. my face got red really quick lol

[RussianKid]

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[Jordan Y.]

The folks at dsm talk and a few other boards now have a link to this thread. :)

[turbo-max]

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[Domestic Disturbance]

? what post?

[GOTTI]

this one better get in the archives!!!!!!! :lol:

[Jeff]

Originally posted by Joker
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[Bill]

Just had to bring it back to the top eh Cronic?
It was slowly filtering down to the bottom....

[Jeff]

:D I couldn't let it die!!!

[Iroc Joe]

Damn Bill, that's pretty good. Bill "The Pump Killah".

[escapeHATCH]

shit i would have kept it!

[nismo180]

now i don't feel like the only idiot that had this happen to them

[Jeff]

Hahahaha!!!

[suprapimpa]

Why cant this be a sticky?

[Bill]

Originally posted by suprapimpa
Why cant this be a sticky?

It should be locked so it gets buried.
Come on fuckers, start a flame already.
Umm...you all smell like cabbage.

[marksaccord95]

hahahahaha import mullet strikes again

[suprapimpa]

Originally posted by Bill
It should be locked so it gets buried.
Come on fuckers, start a flame already.
Umm...you all smell like cabbage.

Thats a damndable lie!

hehe now that you said that more people are gonna keep it at the top :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mars_302]

a sticky does sound like a good idea

[suprapimpa]

Originally posted by Mars_302
a sticky does sound like a good idea

:werd:

[Leonard]

you are a mod Mars... make it so!

[Jordan Y.]

Originally posted by Mars_302
a sticky does sound like a good idea

Gee, wherever could we find a mod to do this for us non-mods? :o

[Mars_302]

hmmmm... too many stickys as it is

[Jordan Y.]

Yeah, but this one
http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=112823
seems to be unnecessarily stickied. You could unsticky that.

[Wilson6t7]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jeff]

I came, I laughed, I brought it to the top.

[Mars_302]

I needed another laugh so I read it again

:lol:

[Nick]

Originally posted by Cronic
I came, I laughed, I brought it to the top.

[93ex]

to the taco!

[Bill]

FUCKERS!!!

[93ex]

I nominate for archive !!!!

[Mars_302]

did anyone find any photos or magazine arcticles?

[93ex]

pics or mag articles of what?

[JagnMe]

Bill = 1
Gaspump = 0
Pwned!

[Nick]

Originally posted by JagnMe
Bill = 1
Gaspump = 0
Pwned!

[Hillary]

Originally posted by euro
i don't even know what to say about this except that it was HIGHLY entertaining to read. you are not a dumbass/jackass. just had a hectic day and weren't able to remember every detail. it's ok :) i could definitely see my forgetful ass doing something like that or worse. hahaha. probably drive off while it's pumping. :lol:

I'm with Regina on this one!
And anyone who says, "I'll never do that!" watch out, because I bet it will happen to you one day.
<3

[Nick]

Originally posted by CARazy
I'm with Regina on this one!
And anyone who says, "I'll never do that!" watch out, because I bet it will happen to you one day.
<3

I would not admit to it if it happened to me....:cool: :cool:

[4dorteg]

thats was great. THANKS for the LAUGHS

[Nick]

This is never going to go away. Sorry Bill :haha::haha:

[Jeff]

BWAHAHAHAH!!!!


IM Still laughing... HAHA!

[suprapimpa]

If we went to the gas station you think they'd give us the footage of him driving off? I'm sure they have it on video cause otherwise they wouldn't be able to prosecute drive offs.

[Hillary]

Originally posted by NCBoost
I would not admit to it if it happened to me....:cool: :cool:

Oh come on, that's the fun of it! To be able to laugh at yourself. :lol: You get used to it, believe me.

[Hillary]

Originally posted by suprapimpa
If we went to the gas station you think they'd give us the footage of him driving off? I'm sure they have it on video cause otherwise they wouldn't be able to prosecute drive offs.

HAHAHA... that's SOOOO true. :evil2:

[Jeff]

Bwahahahahahah!@!!

[Bill]

Originally posted by CARazy
HAHAHA... that's SOOOO true. :evil2:

No...they...um...burned down. Ya, that's right, they burned down. Damn...

[Nick]

Originally posted by CARazy
Oh come on, that's the fun of it! To be able to laugh at yourself. :lol: You get used to it, believe me.

Yeah your right but i still would not tell......That would have to go to the grave...:lol:

[Mars_302]

Originally posted by suprapimpa
If we went to the gas station you think they'd give us the footage of him driving off? I'm sure they have it on video cause otherwise they wouldn't be able to prosecute drive offs.

Good idea, anyone know what station it is?
:lol: :lol:

[suprapimpa]

Originally posted by Mars_302
Good idea, anyone know what station it is?
:lol: :lol:
I'll swing by the Shell Station once I get off of 75
That's all we've got to go off of. He must have told someone exactly where it was :dunno:

[SaturnTypeR]

Damn...this has gone on a while. :lmao::lol:

[Josh]

Originally posted by 93ex
I nominate for archive !!!!

yah...this is going in the cellar. :lol:

[RussianKid]

Back to the top

[RussianKid]

alllright!! page 4!!

[suprapimpa]

ttt

[RussianKid]

they still talk bout it on radio :lol:

[suprapimpa]

... you thought it would go away :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jeff]

NevaRRRRRR

[Mars_302]

:lmao:

[SpringHill - H22]

Do you have to pay for anything lol

[mrbracing]

Originally posted by 98MODMTR
speechless


:lol::lol::lol:

[CTsunami S]

DAMN dude thats some funny ish mom came in a slapped the hell outta me cuz i was laughin so loud, then she read it and she busted out laughing LOL

[suprapimpa]

This really needs to be a sticky

[Sentrastage]

thats sum of the funniest stuff ive heard in a while

[Bill]

Back from the dead I see...thanks.
:lol::lol::lol:

[suprapimpa]

Originally posted by Bill
Back from the dead I see...thanks.
:lol::lol::lol:
I told ya, it will never die.:D

[Sarah]

That is sooo funny, lol I just got to it and its already like 4-5 pages long(I cant remember) well just think it will be a story you can retell, lol and never get old.

[Josh]

archive this hooker!!!!!!1

[Stephan]

OMG that was the funniest thing i have ever read in my life way to go man

[RussianKid]

holy shit this thing is back to life from being dead for weeks

[suprapimpa]

Billy!

[spoonfed]

hahaha achive this and the ttt's will cease!!!

[Bill]

Originally posted by spoonfed
hahaha achive this and the ttt's will cease!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

And there I was thinking that this had finally gone to the bottom.
:o :D

[suprapimpa]

I told you once and I'll tell you again it will never drop, everytime theres nothing good on TR i will always pull either this thread or the hottest woman thread straight to the top. Surrender now:D

[Jeff]

top

[Josh]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

he will never live this down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Mars_302]

nope, we gotta make sure all the noobs read it too!

[Josh]

after everyone has read it, this should most def be archived!!!!!!!!

[Clint]

:)

[suprapimpa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I haven't read this in awhile. To anyone who hasn't read this please take the time out of your day. And Clint, nice pic :)

[Keith]

this is by FAR, one of my faorite post... :lol: funny shit!!!
-Keith

[Joe]

bump for Bill's hotness... :D

[°¤§éxÿ£èxìꤰ]

Originally posted by sucio
this has to be the funniest thing ive read all day...you deserve an award for this...

+1. :rofl: I seen a pic of that happening once and thought "How would someone do that". :lol: You really are THAT dumbass. Atleast you didnt have to pay for it and you had the balls to post about it so we can all have a good laugh!

[Nick]

Damn this thread will haunt him forever.

[FiReBReTHa]

LoL!!! im a noob and pleased to read, i thought i was a super dumbass for leaving my gas cap on the spoiler, and forgetting to puit it in and started to drive off.


Lo-L

[Green Monstah]

That story is hilarious. you are a dumbass. hose and all, that's too funny. and bringing it back HAHAHA I wish I could have seen that. lol

[suprapimpa]

Bill, you are, and I am not exaggerating here, my biggest idol evaR.

[Bill]

Originally posted by suprapimpa
Bill, you are, and I am not exaggerating here, my biggest idol evaR.

Shucks...
Guess I'll have to ram a gas pump next time to increase my fan base. :o :beer:

[Josh]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[CRXkid24]

man i read this a while ago and now all i can think of when i go to get gas is this thread...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Keith]

TTT for the best thread EVAR!!!
-Keith

[sickazz-92HATCH]

Originally posted by integra_nemesis
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: +1

[Josh]

why hasn't this been archived yet?!?!?!?!?!??

[93ex]

hahahha

[Mars_302]

poor bill :lmao:

[Leonard]

Originally posted by integra_nemesis
why hasn't this been archived yet?!?!?!?!?!??

It's more fun this way because people can keep bringing it back about once a month... :-D

[suprapimpa]

Originally posted by Bill
Shucks...
Guess I'll have to ram a gas pump next time to increase my fan base. :o :beer:
In my heart, you would elevate to god status, granted you would be dead you could watch over me from above as well :lol:

[Jeff]

Stilllllll here.

[Josh]

Originally posted by Leonard
It's more fun this way because people can keep bringing it back about once a month... :-D

this is true, i laugh my ass off everytime i read it. sorry bill! :D

[Nick]

Originally posted by integra_nemesis
I laugh my ass off everytime i read it. sorry bill! :D

Back by popular demand...:lol:

[KrazyInKamo]

:haha: once again... remember to replace nozzle before exiting area...

[eli]

this is fuckin great, lol holy shit that is amazingly funny.

[mycivicstooslow]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[suprapimpa]

Seen a lot of new members pop up lately, just thought they could enjoy it as much as we all have, sorry bill :)

[spoonfed]

GRAVEDIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol: I really wish this was in the cellar

[suprapimpa]

Originally posted by spoonfed
GRAVEDIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol: I really wish this was in the cellar
It's funnier this way

[Josh]

woot!

[DreamRWDSE-R]

Funny stuffs, I'm gonna try it now. Any one know how much a pawn shop would give me for one of those?

[Jeff]

Bwhaahaha... Family Guy rules!

[CTsunami S]

I dont think anyone could have made it look as good as you did. Your the man bill :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Bill]

It's back...
:lol::lol::lol:

[Vito_Corleone]

It will ALWAYS come back.

[BodyRollin']

monthly bump LMAO

[BigBadBuick]

And still just as funny :lmao:

[BodyRollin']

sorry i just saw this and it reminded me that this thread needed to come back (http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=10395)

[Jeff]

Yet it's only at 5 pages.... lame.

[spoonfed]

:lol:still!!

[TheShow50h]

:lol: First time I've seen this thread ... I thought leaving my gas tank door open was bad!

[Bill]

Originally posted by TheShow50h
:lol: First time I've seen this thread ... I thought leaving my gas tank door open was bad!

It is. I'd be ashamed to show my face in public if I were you. :o

[CTsunami S]

Here we go again :lmao:bump

[marKo]

lmao,,,2nd time i read it was just as funny

[Dustin Imports]

ahahha. in the small town of gregory, Mi some old lady yanked the old school pump right out of the ground. drug the thing for some time before the only cop in the town was called to stop her, Im supriesed it didnt ignite.

Drew

since were on embarassing stories.I went to trade my accord for a Camaro and on the way back i stopped off for gas and food.

I pulled up to a Mickey Ds in my Camaro, and as I pull up the gas pedel gets stuck, so i press it to unstick it at same time holding the brake, she jerks forward on to the pavement/sidewalk, I pull the parking break she stops, in front of the big glass window where the kids play, I have a family by the glass flippin out and my car one inch from the glass doing the smokiest burnout Ive ever seen, I slap her in park she revs up and I kill the ignition, smoke in the cabin, I could barely see the McDonalds.



Nice rusty throttle cable was stuck, pop the hood and a little wd40 and I restart the car and back her up, broke the gfx on the front of the car after I ramped the parking block and the curb.

needless to say I grabbed me a number 1 and was out. damn camaros, lol

[Josh]

HAHAHAHAHHAHHA! still funny as shit!

[shalane]

hah i JUST read the first post to see why this was still around LOL

bill i can only imagine how you felt

[RussianKid]

time 4 a monthly bump. its not time 4 it to die..... yet

[suprapimpa]

:lol:

[Josh]

bizigty bizump for Bill we <3 u :D

[adrian_302]

let this thread die! :lol:

[Josh]

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it needs to be archived!!!

[Keith]

Originally posted by sl0 t3g
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it needs to be archived!!!

:werd:

[spoonfed]

hahahaha I love this thread!!!

[moldyhands]

everyone delete your posts (except for the original post). then it will be the shortest, oldest thread ever.

[fathead]

let it die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leonard]

i had forgotten about this gem...

Good kill bill.

[Nick]

Yes this makes for a good laugh. ''sticky''

[smoke3]

that made my weekend so much better

[Trip]

OMG

[Becky]

thats some shit i wound do .

[Big Jon]

Classic, Always something you can look back at and luagh at yourself.

[2TurboImports]

damn....you will NEVER live this down..lol

[Josh]

no he won't.....bizump :lol:

[Blueboost]

here ya go Bill :lol: just posted this one for ya:

http://www.nissanforums.com/showthread.php?t=66799&highlight=tamparacing

[Josh]

Originally posted by blueboost
here ya go Bill :lol: just posted this one for ya:

http://www.nissanforums.com/showthread.php?t=66799&highlight=tamparacing

PWN3D!!! X 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Bill]

:lol::lol::lol:

Still coming back from the dead eh?
Well seeing as I'm trying to sell off the car now, someone can now own a piece of history. You can now own the only car in the world where a man, not a woman, left the pump handle attached and drove away. Act now and I'll throw in a free tank of gas. :D:D:D:D:D

[Josh]

Originally posted by Bill
:lol::lol::lol:

Still coming back from the dead eh?
Well seeing as I'm trying to sell off the car now, someone can now own a piece of history. You can now own the only car in the world where a man, not a woman, left the pump handle attached and drove away. Act now and I'll throw in a free tank of gas. :D:D:D:D:D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

we <3 you bill :D :D :D

[Billy]

I even got an IM today from a TR user that I won't name asking me if I had a gas pump nozzle for sale. I had to tell him that he had the wrong "Bill" and directed him to the appropriate person.
:lol:

[Josh]

Originally posted by Billy
I even got an IM today from a TR user that I won't name asking me if I had a gas pump nozzle for sale. I had to tell him that he had the wrong "Bill" and directed him to the appropriate person.
:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

priceless!!!!!

[Mike]

Let it liveeeeeeeeee

[Bill]

Originally posted by Billy
I even got an IM today from a TR user that I won't name asking me if I had a gas pump nozzle for sale. I had to tell him that he had the wrong "Bill" and directed him to the appropriate person.
:lol:

Welcome to my world x eleventy billion.
:D:D:D

:beer:

[TSX24L]

Would gas spill everywhere when you left the gas station? Cause the line breaking away from the pump? :dunno: how those work exsactly. :)

[Josh]

it wont, the valving system is designed to close if such an incident should occur.

[RussianKid]

Originally posted by sl0 t3g
it wont, the valving system is designed to close if such an incident should occur.

i guess he's been there b4 and they r redy for it now

[Tripw0l]

....classic....

[spoonfed]

ttt :lol:

[Mars_302]

So bill if I buy the car, do I get a free pump handle with it autographed by you?

[Bill]

Originally posted by Mars_302
So bill if I buy the car, do I get a free pump handle with it autographed by you?

Damn right you do. But...you've gotta pull off your own. :D

[Leonard]

I saw somebody almost do this today... figured that was worth a bump. :-D

[Josh]

hahahahaha. it still lives. :lol:

[Josh]

bizump!

[Jake]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAA

this is my first time reading it. thats great.

[turbo_gts]

one of the best threads ever

[Mars_302]

Do you have a reminder "post-it" note on your monitor josh? :lol:

[Josh]

i have it in favorites actually :lol:

[nasdstang]

nice, i would have kept the nozzle and hung it on the wall of my shop, as a reminder and one hell of a conversation piece. hell and i thought driving away with your cap hanging was something. LMAO!!!

[Becky]

im not going to say a word..... but i am haveing a very bad day and you made me lol

[Josh]

Originally posted by becky
im not going to say a word..... but i am haveing a very bad day and you made me lol

+1

[CTsunami S]

Originally posted by sl0 t3g
i have it in favorites actually :lol:


+1:lol: :lol: :lol: loving it!!!

[Guado]

oh..wrong thread... ;)

[BeniBoi09]

Its been awhile... still funny!

[99TL]

bwahahahahhahahahhahhahahahhahahahahha... omg

[Bucsfan]

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[adrian_302]

god this is still alive? :lol:

[Nick]

I was thinking about bring this back a few days ago. :lol:

[Drewster]

someone needs to do a sig for him...

The pic would be his car photoshoped from the other post with the pump-handle hanging out!

Have a mod put it in is sig and then lock it!

[spoonfed]

hahaha good idea~!!

[Drewster]

see other post (photoshop contest)

[RussianKid]

dam grave robers....
Posted: 10-09-2003 | 08:45 PM

[juke]

Wow, that is damned funny.

[Leonard]

Originally posted by RussianKid
dam grave robers....
Posted: 10-09-2003 | 08:45 PM

This is one of the few threads that's permitted to be brought back up from time to time... It's a classic.

[Trip]

This is what happens whe the hose doesn't break, just FYI, :lol:

[Rdline1]

LOL!!! i woulda kept the pump and somehow like used it as a door handle in the house :-)

[RussianKid]

Originally posted by Trip
This is what happens whe the hose doesn't break, just FYI, :lol:

hahahahahahahhaha