POLLO
10-04-2005, 04:54 AM
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Yes it's has been a long time since I've written a front page blog, but tonight, morning or whatever in the name of the nickel residue you find in batteries I will tell you somethhing during my hammered state.., some of you might agree and some of you might not..... Other will probably ponder in their heads wondering exactly waht type of message im trying to convey to the masses, but the masses sometimes are even more confused than I am..... Shiiiiet Im even confused right now, but I'll tell you the fustrations of a brown man.
Have you ever gone to the zoo and looked at the Mandrils, if you don't know that a mandri looks like...just put a picture of on your head of an orangutang from the wutang clan mixed with a velociraptor, a sperm whale, and a agile bruce lee.... It's a vicious creature that scares all types of animals.... I had come to a conclusing about mandrils beleive or not and once I point the facts, your head is gonna spin like the lil now super hot bitch from Poltergeist, Jason, Freddy, Predator, Punky Brewster, and toss a lil Dana Plato from Different Strokes except picture a lil mini-me instead of lil Arnold Jackson, while Mr. Drummond is doings lines of coke with Al Pacino and Ashly Larry's elbow puffs out dried skin...
Sorry, that was a little A.D.D moment, now lets get back to the Mandrils. Now Im not sure if you watch the Animal Channel but for what I've seen, those damn creatures are pretty ferocious, everytime they walk around it seems like they have an active hemmoroid that looks as if they pound each other up the ass on a regular basis, like Tyrone Biggums pounds his nostrils with cocaine... Either way I think its disgusting, and every since i was a lil child, there was something more than clowns that scared me and it was the swollen red ass from those simians....
Im probably will get banned for this article, but its my job to keep stuff interesting up in this joint...Surprisingly I gathered all my strenghts and powers from Frodo and Gandolf to type as accurately as possible.
A HUGE Thank for Peabodies in Amberly Drive for getting me wasted tonight.......
I Hope you all dream of Gay Mandrils...1040 and Im out of this heeeezy. One last word......
Like a good neighbor, you're in good hands with Mutual of Omaha, where a 15 minute call could save you 15% or more on your life insurance.
Yes it's has been a long time since I've written a front page blog, but tonight, morning or whatever in the name of the nickel residue you find in batteries I will tell you somethhing during my hammered state.., some of you might agree and some of you might not..... Other will probably ponder in their heads wondering exactly waht type of message im trying to convey to the masses, but the masses sometimes are even more confused than I am..... Shiiiiet Im even confused right now, but I'll tell you the fustrations of a brown man.
Have you ever gone to the zoo and looked at the Mandrils, if you don't know that a mandri looks like...just put a picture of on your head of an orangutang from the wutang clan mixed with a velociraptor, a sperm whale, and a agile bruce lee.... It's a vicious creature that scares all types of animals.... I had come to a conclusing about mandrils beleive or not and once I point the facts, your head is gonna spin like the lil now super hot bitch from Poltergeist, Jason, Freddy, Predator, Punky Brewster, and toss a lil Dana Plato from Different Strokes except picture a lil mini-me instead of lil Arnold Jackson, while Mr. Drummond is doings lines of coke with Al Pacino and Ashly Larry's elbow puffs out dried skin...
Sorry, that was a little A.D.D moment, now lets get back to the Mandrils. Now Im not sure if you watch the Animal Channel but for what I've seen, those damn creatures are pretty ferocious, everytime they walk around it seems like they have an active hemmoroid that looks as if they pound each other up the ass on a regular basis, like Tyrone Biggums pounds his nostrils with cocaine... Either way I think its disgusting, and every since i was a lil child, there was something more than clowns that scared me and it was the swollen red ass from those simians....
Im probably will get banned for this article, but its my job to keep stuff interesting up in this joint...Surprisingly I gathered all my strenghts and powers from Frodo and Gandolf to type as accurately as possible.
A HUGE Thank for Peabodies in Amberly Drive for getting me wasted tonight.......
I Hope you all dream of Gay Mandrils...1040 and Im out of this heeeezy. One last word......
Like a good neighbor, you're in good hands with Mutual of Omaha, where a 15 minute call could save you 15% or more on your life insurance.