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coffee gum
01-24-2006, 12:23 PM
A friend of mine just sent this to me....pretty disgusting stuff.
*WORK WARNING (AND DISGUSTING WARNING) ON LINK*
https://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html
Has anyone tried using this stuff? A friend of mine used colon blow (or something similar) and couldn't leave his house for a couple of days because he couldn't stop shitting. Are there really any health benefits to these types of remedies? I'm a little scared to try it because I already take some monster craps.
Country Boy
01-24-2006, 03:53 PM
Ive heard and read thats its actually good to do. It cleanses toxins from your body and such.
SleepingB18
01-24-2006, 07:27 PM
Just looking at that and seeing how it affected him, I think I wanna do it too!
damn that is some nasty shit...
mikeyees13
01-24-2006, 08:50 PM
ewww, idk about all that. I heard it is good for you too, but damn
Dunecune442
01-25-2006, 04:23 PM
Can someone transfer this to "Sex and Relationships" PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!
djgizmo
02-05-2006, 01:29 AM
hmmm, sounds interesting... guess I'll be ther TF guinea pig. I'll take before and after pics of me.
boobs
02-05-2006, 02:13 AM
interesting, but i'm not willing to pay 75 bucks. maybe when i'm 30 i'll try it out.
I've read a bunch of stuff on it and it seems like a mixed review. A lot of people say it really doesn't do anything for you. That is some nasty stuff coming out of that guys ass!
MrRngr94
02-05-2006, 05:33 AM
I've actually been wanting to do this for about a year. I know there's got to be some nasty shit in there. Plus it'd make for some good, "Hey honey! Come look at this!" moments.
djgizmo
02-05-2006, 10:56 AM
I've read a bunch of stuff on it and it seems like a mixed review. A lot of people say it really doesn't do anything for you. That is some nasty stuff coming out of that guys ass!
Agreed, and that was supposedly coming out of a person that was healthy! I can only imagine what would come out of me (haven't eaten healthy in the last 6 years)
coffee gum
02-06-2006, 12:08 PM
I asked my doctor about it and he said it's not necessary and potentially dangerous. Bacteria in your colon is there for a reason.
Mars_302
02-06-2006, 12:29 PM
thats crazy
looks like polyps almost
Mars_302
02-06-2006, 12:33 PM
I asked my doctor about it and he said it's not necessary and potentially dangerous. Bacteria in your colon is there for a reason.
I think thats along the lines of getting an enamea(sp)
Forge
02-06-2006, 02:44 PM
just go have a bowl of waffle house chili, and save yourself $70
Frankie
02-08-2006, 10:51 AM
Alright, so Forge and I mutually talked eachother into shitting rope, and each ordered a month's supply. I'm really curious to see if I shit worms and/or a dookie lasso.
Guado
02-08-2006, 11:04 AM
Hell yea! Keep us posted!
I saw some "Colon Blow" stuff at the store yesterday. Ever since this thread I have been talking to everyone abotu a colon cleansing. They all look atm e funny though. :dunno:
Forge
02-08-2006, 11:38 AM
Hell yea! Keep us posted!
I saw some "Colon Blow" stuff at the store yesterday. Ever since this thread I have been talking to everyone abotu a colon cleansing. They all look atm e funny though. :dunno:
hell yes
i saw the drnatura site and colonblo sites a long time ago and just didn't think much of'em since i was young. still don't need it, but what the hell it's worth a shot. if it works i'll know i can try it again later as i get older to
in the end i just wanna see if i shit rope
Joann
02-08-2006, 11:58 AM
I'm really curious to see if I shit worms and/or a dookie lasso.
Oh god I love you :lmao:
TampaWRX
02-08-2006, 08:12 PM
I already sit and pray three times a day. Who needs this nonsense? :lol: Couldn't even make myself watch the video.
Guado
02-08-2006, 11:59 PM
I kinda forgot to eat fiber with all my protien lately. I Am stopped up harder than a drain at the groomers. Oh I want some colon blow...
Make sure you take pics of said "ropes and worms"
moldyhands
02-09-2006, 12:55 AM
https://www.drnatura.com/picturegallery/images/6-10-2005-02.jpg
looks like a chicken wing...
and that shits stupid to do. your body didn't evolve to spray shit up there. if it's up there, it's up there for a reason, and only a doctor, or a really hot girl that can convince me to do "the finger" is getting it out.
djgizmo
02-10-2006, 05:57 PM
With that colonix, its an herbal suppliment system that you digest, not insert... lol.
Anyways, Order my 1 month supply, should be here next week. I'll keep ya guys updated.
your body didn't evolve to spray shit up there.
djgizmo
02-10-2006, 06:03 PM
A chemical doctor will tell you that. Most 'doctors' believe in prescribing a pill to solve everything, when in reality for the human race that is prolly one of the worst things that has happened to us. Granted, I salute doctors who ACTUALLY examine there patients, but most don't. Their goal is to get many in and get many out.
I asked my doctor about it and he said it's not necessary and potentially dangerous. Bacteria in your colon is there for a reason.
GordonPears
11-25-2008, 12:32 AM
First, I'd like to say that I am happy to have joined this forum a short time ago. Although I have never posted, I have found the posts enjoyable, amusing and informative.The purpose of cleansing the body is to reduce the effect of stored up contaminants within the body.It helps to maintain good health.Use natural cleansing agents so that you can avoid side effects.
TrackStar
11-25-2008, 05:19 AM
So how did this work out for you fucks?
Hailer
11-25-2008, 11:07 AM
I asked my Dr about this a few years back and he told me I shouldnt worry about doing/getting this done until I am older.
My 2 Cents
p.s. my friend had it done.. Said it feels weird and the thing they use to squirt it up there looks like a Turkey Baster
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s292/sgt_hailer/TurkeyBasterA.jpg
Now I know what you are going to be thinking about on Thanksgiving! :lol:
Young,Fablous,&Broke
12-18-2008, 09:20 PM
Alright, so Forge and I mutually talked eachother into shitting rope, and each ordered a month's supply. I'm really curious to see if I shit worms and/or a dookie lasso.
And?
nipster
12-18-2008, 09:58 PM
Looks like these people are shitting out pieces of their intestines
GordonPears
12-22-2008, 12:23 AM
The health benefits totally depend on th colon cleanser product which we are using. Before using any product it is better to consult a doctor.
TampaDude
12-22-2008, 11:18 AM
All of those "colon cleansers" are a SCAM...100% SCAM...the ropey stuff coming out of your ass is the product itself, not anything that would normally be in your colon. Not only is colon cleansing not necessary, ever, those companies like DrNatura, Colonix, etc. will put you on "auto ship" and bill your credit card for $79 EVERY MONTH (it's in the fine print, but they won't mention it when you order). They also run several scam "review" sites and slam the search engines so you see good reviews for their product, but they are all bogus. SCAM!!!!! STAY AWAY!!!!!
Again, colon cleansing is not necessary, and can actually cause serious health problems. My wife had a colonoscopy last year, and all the doctor has you do is basically drink a lot of fluids and flush out your colon. The only thing that comes out is normal shit and water. You never see ropey stuff like in the pictures. When she had her colonoscopy, her colon was squeaky clean. The colon cleanses itself continually...stuff DOES NOT build up in the colon for years like the SCAM merchants tell you.
Save your $$$ and your good health...stay far, far away from these SCAMMERS!!!!!
TampaDude
12-22-2008, 11:19 AM
I asked my doctor about it and he said it's not necessary and potentially dangerous. Bacteria in your colon is there for a reason.
+1 Your doctor is 100% correct.
TampaDude
12-22-2008, 11:22 AM
A chemical doctor will tell you that. Most 'doctors' believe in prescribing a pill to solve everything, when in reality for the human race that is prolly one of the worst things that has happened to us. Granted, I salute doctors who ACTUALLY examine there patients, but most don't. Their goal is to get many in and get many out.
Chemical doctor??? That sounds like new-age nannyspeak. Enjoy your scam in a bottle...hope you don't get an obstruction...it will require emergency surgery. Also, enjoy your auto ship...$79 a month...the first $79 has likely already been billed to your credit card for NEXT MONTH'S shipment which you haven't even received yet. :lol:
Young,Fablous,&Broke
12-26-2008, 10:22 PM
I wish I came up with a colon cleanser 10 years ago. I would be typing this from my private island in Fiji.
nikki.
12-30-2008, 11:08 PM
at my work we sell this product call clean start. http://www.healthywarehouse.com/digestive-health/colon-cleansing/cleanstart.asp?gclid=CPio_un96ZcCFQQRswodslFVDA a patient came in and bought it b/c she had used it previously and she swears by it. :dunno: i was thinking about trying it out. we sell it for $67 and some change, but i get 10% discount.
is it really bullshit? or is the only colon cleansing that works is the hydrotherapy kind?
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