How much would it take? Straight Guys only, sorry Gordon. [Archive]

I'm Slow

11-26-2006, 08:08 PM

How much $$$ would it take for you to let a guy ram you in the butt and a couple of your friends and random people would know about it? The guy would not finish inside you.

Now, Same situation except you are the giver. How much $$$ would it take for you to pitch?

MianoSM

11-26-2006, 08:10 PM

How much you offering?

Vito_Corleone

11-26-2006, 08:11 PM

How big is his peepers?

rfromcolo

11-26-2006, 08:14 PM

I say 50K to receive and 25K to edit. Is this guy Asian?

NeENeRs

11-26-2006, 08:15 PM

james would do it for free :dunno:

I'm Slow

11-26-2006, 08:16 PM

How big is his peepers?
The guy is average size

I'm Slow

11-26-2006, 08:18 PM

I say 50K to take and 25K to receive. Is this guy Asian?

Wow, so youy would actually take less $$$ to get rammed??? You are a champ, must be experienced:dunno:

rfromcolo

11-26-2006, 08:20 PM

sorry that was backwards!!! 50 to catch and 25 to pitch!

MianoSM

11-26-2006, 08:21 PM

sorry that was backwards!!! 50 to receive and 25 to take!

To recieve and take are really the same thing aren't they, why don't you just say pitch/catch?

I'd need enough to move away....probably a lot more then my dick or ass is worth....

I'm Slow

11-26-2006, 08:28 PM

To recieve and take are really the same thing aren't they, why don't you just say pitch/catch?

I'd need enough to move away....probably a lot more then my dick or ass is worth....

So how much? 100k to catch and say 50k to pitch? I mean seriously if someone dropped 100k in your face would you really say no?

evelmunkey

11-26-2006, 08:28 PM

I am a cheap bastard. I am going with 12K to receive and 10K to give.

Capital G

11-26-2006, 08:29 PM

:squint: @ the title.

well my obvious answer would be for free.... but i will play along and play the straight guy.

to take it i would like to say 1 mill... but if some one dropped 500,000 i would have a hard time saying no.

as far as giving i guess cut that in half.

Capital G

11-26-2006, 08:30 PM

sorry that was backwards!!! 50 to catch and 25 to pitch!

25 and 50??? damn :-o

evelmunkey

11-26-2006, 08:32 PM

25 and 50??? damn :-o

That was 25k and 50k :lmao: :lmao:

Capital G

11-26-2006, 08:34 PM

That was 25k and 50k :lmao: :lmao:

yeah i know that... 25 and 50k is really low. i mean, unless you are desperate for money that amount wont do much.

I'm Slow

11-26-2006, 08:35 PM

When I was asked the ? I said $500k for receiving and $20k to give

I'm Slow

11-26-2006, 08:36 PM

yeah i know that... 25 and 50k is really low. i mean, unless you are desperate for money that amount wont do much.

What about evelmunkey said 12k to receive and 10k to give, and I have to sit by this guy!!!!!!!

Capital G

11-26-2006, 08:36 PM

When I was asked the ? I said $500k for receiving and $20k to give

20k to give??? hold up a second here.... you may want to take my name off the title and replace it w/ yours! :lol:

Vito_Corleone

11-26-2006, 08:37 PM

Average? Then a lot, but not nearly as much as if he was Mandigo sized.

P057

11-26-2006, 08:40 PM

1k bucks to PIITB
100k to recieve

:dunno: i could just get drunk and pretend.

P057

11-26-2006, 08:42 PM

Average? Then a lot, but not nearly as much as if he was Mandigo sized.

iif that was the case, i'd multiply my rates by tenfold because i'm pretty sure mandango has a 16 inch wang

I'm Slow

11-26-2006, 08:47 PM

20k to give??? hold up a second here.... you may want to take my name off the title and replace it w/ yours! :lol:

Well, at first I said $250k to give but then I came to the realization that if $20k was dropped in my face to piitb I would have to .

Capital G

11-26-2006, 08:50 PM

Well, at first I said $250k to give but then I came to the realization that if $20k was dropped in my face to piitb I would have to .

:lol:

wait until my cd matures next month... this will be the best 20k ever spent!

I'm Slow

11-26-2006, 08:57 PM

:lol:

wait until my cd matures next month... this will be the best 20k ever spent!

Well, if you want to invest you money more wisely......then Zach would be a better deal. He said 10k to receive so you could get 2 for 1, granted he is not a sexy beast like me but still.

I'm Slow

11-26-2006, 09:12 PM

It seems like some people are scared to put a price on it:dunno:

Some type of pedestrian

11-26-2006, 09:38 PM

I'm gonna underbid for the showcase showdown and say 5k to pitch and 10k to catch. I'm just cheap like that. Him getting off inside me or not is far from the dealbreaker. I mean once a guy has a dick in your ass well...

Oh wait...i see that this is also going to be a thing known among your friends. Hmm that's different. The price would definatley have to be jacked up. It all depends on the friends too. I don't want to be known as the dude who took it up the ass on the cheap with my closest friends. Can't live that down.

Capital G

11-26-2006, 09:41 PM

with some of these low prices im guessing most of you are strapped for cash.... i mean really 10k? thats nothing.

Rdline1

11-26-2006, 09:58 PM

10 mil to receive. Period. Prob like a mil to give. I don't want anything that resembles a penis near my asshole. I have no interest in ramming a dude either. I'd rather be poor. :lol:

Amortized

11-26-2006, 09:59 PM

I'll make my money elsewhere. no amount would be worth it, pitching or recieving.

P057

11-26-2006, 10:12 PM

i said 1k to pitch and people still act like 10k is too low?

ya'll dont know your math

Capital G

11-26-2006, 10:14 PM

i said 1k to pitch and people still act like 10k is too low?

ya'll dont know your math

i assumed when you said 1k you were joking..... but if you are not then you are my new hero!

I'm Slow

11-26-2006, 10:14 PM

I'll make my money elsewhere. no amount would be worth it, pitching or recieving.

I am sorry but I say :bsflag: To your statement. I mean be serious, no amount??? So if someone said I will give you 50 million to pitch me one, you would honestly say no? I doubt it, think about your family man:lol:

P057

11-26-2006, 10:18 PM

Capital G

11-26-2006, 10:19 PM

I am sorry but I say :bsflag: To your statement. I mean be serious, no amount??? So if someone said I will give you 50 million to pitch me one, you would honestly say no? I doubt it, think about your family man:lol:

i was thinking the same thing....... i pretty sure even if you are christian jesus would forgive you for that amount of money.

Capital G

11-26-2006, 10:21 PM

you know what a thousand bucks means to me?

Reupholstering my car interior in vinyl
removing dents from said car
painting car
buying new tail lights

= brand new looking car.

just by getting myself drunk, wrappin' it, and sticking it in some dude's butt.

i'd do it tonight

you can get all that done for 1k? where do you plan on getting the car painted? :lol:

any way.... like i stated b4 you are my new hero! im going to add you as a friend right now and put you at #1!

I'm Slow

11-26-2006, 10:23 PM

martz0r

11-26-2006, 10:23 PM

i was thinking the same thing....... i pretty sure even if you are christian jesus would forgive you for that amount of money.

Fuck, you could pay Jesus off for that kind of money... :lmao:

I'm going to go with 10 to piitb and 50 to tiitb. :lol:

Edit: Above figures in thousandths. :lol:

P057

11-26-2006, 10:24 PM

you can get all that done for 1k? where do you plan on getting the car painted? :lol:

any way.... like i stated b4 you are my new hero! im going to add you as a friend right now and put you at #1!
Maaco man, i'm not looking for quality... shit i've been driving that car with rust all over it for two years, got in a car accident months ago and have three different colored body panels. I think that a 300-400 dollar paint job to black would look 10 billion times better than it does now? ;p

why would i be your #1 hero and put at the top of your friends list? are you going to ask me to do something for a thousand dollars in a few weeks...?

martz0r

11-26-2006, 10:26 PM

10 dollars to take and 50 to recieve? damn...

Damn lol, I hope nobody quoted me before I editted it. :lmao:

Capital G

11-26-2006, 10:26 PM

Fuck, you could pay Jesus off for that kind of money... :lmao:

I'm going to go with 10 to piitb and 50 to tiitb. :lol:

Edit: Above figures in thousandths. :lol:

he was jewish after all.

.Seth.

11-26-2006, 10:27 PM

honestly id say over a million

P057

11-26-2006, 10:27 PM

Damn lol, I hope nobody quoted me before I editted it. :lmao:

Yeah i quoted you, but i deleted it just this once... i'm not usually so forgiving :lol:.

Capital G

11-26-2006, 10:28 PM

am i gonna ask you to do something in a few weeks? shit.... joe (imslow) and i will split the g down the middle and you can take turns ;)

martz0r

11-26-2006, 10:30 PM

Yeah i quoted you, but i deleted it just this once... i'm not usually so forgiving :lol:.

Thank you Mr. Negativity. :lol:

P057

11-26-2006, 10:35 PM

Thank you Mr. Negativity. :lol:

:D

I'm Slow

11-26-2006, 10:43 PM

am i gonna ask you to do something in a few weeks? shit.... joe (imslow) and i will split the g down the middle and you can take turns ;)

damn right!

Amortized

11-26-2006, 11:07 PM

you can take that bs flag and shove it up your own ass for a milllion bucks. i don't care it is 10m, 10b, or 10 trillon. some things just aren't worth the money.
I am sorry but I say :bsflag: To your statement. I mean be serious, no amount??? So if someone said I will give you 50 million to pitch me one, you would honestly say no? I doubt it, think about your family man:lol:

I'm Slow

11-26-2006, 11:11 PM

ok, what if your mom needed a major transplant to save her life and her life depended on you getting it piitb to get the money for treatment? Still no? j/k :lol:

66impalass

11-26-2006, 11:32 PM

How much is a nice water front property??

slowsohc

11-27-2006, 12:40 AM

A cool million for both, thats each of course.

Some type of pedestrian

11-27-2006, 01:06 AM

I'll make my money elsewhere. no amount would be worth it, pitching or recieving.

Kevin Smith said he'd do it for a flying car. And a threesome at that. He even got down and dirty with the mic in the discussion he was having. "Fuck you straight people!" he imagined yelling from his car.

Jeff

11-27-2006, 03:04 AM

I couldn't even begin to think of how much money it would take for me to catch. Pitching I would say just as much.

Amortized

11-27-2006, 05:48 AM

ok, what if your mom needed a major transplant to save her life and her life depended on you getting it piitb to get the money for treatment? Still no? j/k :lol:

there's other resources available to me.......some legal, some not so legal, but none require a dong in my ass. she'd get the surgery.

MianoSM

11-27-2006, 07:20 AM

Y'all are way over-valueing your own asses.

Treysdad

11-27-2006, 08:04 AM

I'll make my money elsewhere. no amount would be worth it, pitching or recieving.

Someone finally said it. No amount of money would be worth the humiliation.

moldyhands

11-27-2006, 11:22 AM

to receive - $250K
to give - i'd do it for a Denny's All American Slam and a Chili Burger meal.

Some type of pedestrian

11-27-2006, 03:04 PM

Someone finally said it. No amount of money would be worth the humiliation.

I don't find it humiliating at all despite my sexual preference. If only society was just like me then we'd all be fucking each other in the ass for mad cash. Sounds like a utopia if there ever was one.

A 9-5 job is hell of a lot more demeaning in my opinion.

Treysdad

11-27-2006, 03:11 PM

I don't find it humiliating at all despite my sexual preference. If only society was just like me then we'd all be fucking each other in the ass for mad cash. Sounds like a utopia if there ever was one.

A 9-5 job is hell of a lot more demeaning in my opinion.

My friends can know I work for a living. No problem but them knowing I took some guys cock up the ass for a few bucks, no thanks.

Some type of pedestrian

11-27-2006, 04:13 PM

My friends can know I work for a living. No problem but them knowing I took some guys cock up the ass for a few bucks, no thanks.

But what about a flying car? I bet your friends would forget all about that once you took them for a ride. Imagine all the pussy you'd get too.

Treysdad

11-27-2006, 04:17 PM

But what about a flying car? I bet your friends would forget all about that once you took them for a ride. Imagine all the pussy you'd get too.

You don't get it. It hurt enough when I had my first prostate exam. Haven't had one since. I don't care if I get colon or prostate cancer, nobody is putting anything and I mean anything in my ass longer than the tip of a womans finger and by that I mean to the first knuckle. Period :dunno:

evelmunkey

11-27-2006, 04:45 PM

nobody is putting anything and I mean anything in my ass longer than the tip of a womans finger and by that I mean to the first knuckle. Period :dunno:

I think I'm Slow could hook you up then. :roll:

P057

11-27-2006, 05:20 PM

Vito_Corleone

11-27-2006, 05:47 PM

Kevin Smith said he'd do it for a flying car. And a threesome at that. He even got down and dirty with the mic in the discussion he was having. "Fuck you straight people!" he imagined yelling from his car.

When was this?

Capital G

11-27-2006, 05:58 PM

this made me think..... the receiving would still be 1 mill and the giving 500,000.

but what about giving head? i think i would require more to give head and then for me to put my cock in his ass.

maybe...

give > 500,000

take > 1 mill

head 750,000

jojo_123

11-27-2006, 05:59 PM

if an gay freak wants to ram his cock in some dudes ass..he can do its for free or an small amount of money!..their are alotts of transexual out there willing to do its for an favor returns..:lol:

66impalass

11-27-2006, 06:00 PM

Y'all are way over-valueing your own asses.

you never have seen my ass :naughty:

66impalass

11-27-2006, 06:03 PM

i think my figures would be somewhere around matt's (moldy's)...

id value it at:

receiving head > pitching > giving head > catching

catching would fetch a high minimum though. that's last resort.

I dont know for somereason I thinking having a guys nuts bounce off mhy chin multiple times is a lot more degrading that have something shoved up my ass

evelmunkey

11-27-2006, 06:23 PM

I dont know for somereason I thinking having a guys nuts bounce off mhy chin multiple times is a lot more degrading that have something shoved up my ass

+1

Jeff240sx

11-27-2006, 06:29 PM

Reel Sex on HBO said that gay porn stars made more than fem celebs, making them the highest paid porn stars in the industry. Average scene - $3k for it all. Give/get head, pitch, catch. Nobody is worth much more than $5k imo, or the horny gay dude would find a straigh gay-for-pay pornstar and nail him for $3k.

Spelunking

11-27-2006, 07:29 PM

+1

didn't we have this conversation Sat night? I think I said $12.50...

evelmunkey

11-27-2006, 10:44 PM

didn't we have this conversation Sat night? I think I said $12.50...

Well you SAID $12.50, but not 2 seconds after I pulled the $10 bill out your pants were around your ankles and your back looked the the St. Louis arch.
:naughty:

Memories....:jerkoff: uhhhh nevermind :puke:

I'm Slow

11-28-2006, 12:14 AM

:lol: true story

Some type of pedestrian

11-28-2006, 01:44 AM

When was this?

An Evening With Kevin Smith: Evening Harder 2 when he was in Toronto.

Decoy_TT

11-28-2006, 04:59 AM

Oh jeeeez, thats hard to say.. I'd say 300 to receieve and 250 to give... Enough to buy a house.

Decoy_TT

11-28-2006, 04:59 AM

*edit*

Thats thousands of dollars btw..not hundreds..haha oops

Vito_Corleone

11-28-2006, 09:47 AM

An Evening With Kevin Smith: Evening Harder 2 when he was in Toronto.

I had no idea it was out... Sweet.

BDIX

11-28-2006, 11:00 PM

50k either way..

but I'd absolutely wouldnt do it if anybody found out..

Steez

11-29-2006, 08:27 AM

Piitb?!

$5.15/hr

P057

11-29-2006, 12:17 PM

Piitb?!

$5.15/hr

So you'd stick your weiner in some guy's butt for $2.58?

I'm Slow

11-29-2006, 12:56 PM

Piitb?!

$5.15/hr

wow, what a deal:naughty:

Cammo

11-29-2006, 01:12 PM

10k to PIITB
50k to TIITB

I would have to shit faced though

type-j-spec

11-30-2006, 11:10 PM

only johnny depp for 1 million.

Panzerbane

12-01-2006, 07:52 AM

Hmmmm...

Enough to get me out of debt, pay the next 12 years of Child Support in advance, put my kid through college and buy a nice house. So about a mil to pitch and catch combined

Thats how much Ideally I'd charge.

the truth of the matter I *might* get 10k for my hetero virginity in the gay porn industry if that. According to HBO's Real Sex, straight guys who do gay porn or "weekend warriors" get about half that.

Panzerbane

12-01-2006, 07:54 AM

So you'd stick your weiner in some guy's butt for $2.58?

Hell, Doctors stick thier fingers in "some dude's butt" all day long for major bank!

MianoSM

12-01-2006, 07:57 AM

the truth of the matter I *might* get 10k for my hetero virginity in the gay porn industry if that. According to HBO's Real Sex, straight guys who do gay porn or "weekend warriors" get about half that.

This isn't something your truly considering, right?