Myspace humor...

[RichWarChild]

This is taken from the Tampa group on myspace...

Tampa Group (http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&groupID=100000488&page=4&EntryID=13253114&CategoryID=0&get=1&adTopicId=4&lastpagesent=3&Mytoken=00DC4F5D-D8BF-4515-8993A903491A32D61751870218)

Samatha (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=23657575) said

"Posted: Feb 26, 2006 12:55 AM

OH my god I look like a whale! I am not that big in person! Laura back me up! God damn!"

This was in reference to this pic

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e355/TbnGreenTunes/Tampa%20MySpace/c29f2bd8.jpg




Come on... No camera adds 500 fucking pounds.... It's the god damn 50 whoppers she eats a day that makes her look like a whale.

[ChristiMarie]

That guy looks like he's gonna hurl.

She looks good there... I actually think she's kinda pretty. :|
http://myspace-963.vo.llnwd.net/00174/36/95/174095963_l.jpg

[RichWarChild]

That guy looks like he's gonna hurl.


Honestly.. if i was surrounded by them, i think i might too.

[Zealot]

Poor guy, wouldn't want to be the cream filling in that sandwich

[Bucsfan]

http://myspace-871.vo.llnwd.net/00505/17/86/505166871_l.jpg

Bikini pic of other bitch.

[RichWarChild]

http://myspace-871.vo.llnwd.net/00505/17/86/505166871_l.jpg

Bikini pic of other bitch.


Thank you for saving me the $15 I was gonna go spend on lunch

[Sabotage]

:lol: ewwww. i'm pretty sure they're all siblingboyfriend/girlfriends

[Frankie]

Jesus fucking christ! Were those pics taken at Sea World?

[Frankie]

P.S. - I replied to the thread in the Tampa group.

[RichWarChild]

Jesus fucking christ! Were those pics taken at Sea World?


Good thing we went to the University Hang Out instead of Roundup that night...

I think they took the country theme to a whole new level when they let in the fucking heffers

[Frankie]

Good thing we went to the University Hang Out instead of Roundup that night...

I think they took the country theme to a whole new level when they let in the fucking heffers

Yeah, I knew that looked like The Round Up. Ladies and gentlemen, this is why TRU sucks on Friday nights.

[ChristiMarie]

http://myspace-871.vo.llnwd.net/00505/17/86/505166871_l.jpg

Bikini pic of other bitch.

pfft, she's not that fat.

[RichWarChild]

P.S. - I replied to the thread in the Tampa group.


bwahahaha...

[Frankie]

pfft, she's not that fat.

Her legs have more ripples than a Dali painting!

[Angry Pirate]

Thank you for saving me the $15 I was gonna go spend on lunch
:lmao:

[Kristin]

That's just not pretty. :(

[ChristiMarie]

Her legs have more ripples than a Dali painting!

She still looks better in a bikini then most of the girls on myspace/tf.

[Karma]

She still looks better in a bikini then most of the girls on myspace/tf.
BULLSHITTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!

[ChristiMarie]

Not you hooker!

[RichWarChild]

She still looks better in a bikini then most of the girls on myspace/tf.

I fucking look better in a bikini then she does

[ChristiMarie]

I'll give you $2 to put on a bikini and post pictures.

[RichWarChild]

Shit get me a bikini and at the next house party I will...

All i have is a pic of my in a pink lace thong as of now

[ChristiMarie]

hmmm... I'll give you $1 to post that one.

[Karma]

I fucking look better in a bikini then she does
:lol: :lol:

[RichWarChild]

http://www.djwarchild.com/pictures/thong.jpg

Taken in front of a crowd of 600 kids...

about 10 minutes later I decided it was uncomfortable and threw it into the crowd and played neked for the next 2 hours

[ChristiMarie]

So now that they know it's been posted here, how long does anyone think it'll be before she posts in HERE? :|

[RichWarChild]

So now that they know it's been posted here, how long does anyone think it'll be before she posts in HERE? :|


Do we really care?

[Kristin]

oh wow....wow...nice thong Rich. :lol:



And no Christi, most of the TF girls DO look better than that girl. ;)

[ChristiMarie]

http://www.djwarchild.com/pictures/thong.jpg



Taken in front of a crowd of 600 kids...



about 10 minutes later I decided it was uncomfortable and threw it into the crowd and played neked for the next 2 hours

Got paypal? I'll send you a dollar like I said. :lol:

[RichWarChild]

oh wow....wow...nice thong Rich. :lol:


I have a great ass
8)

[ChristiMarie]

oh wow....wow...nice thong Rich. :lol:



And no Christi, most of the TF girls DO look better than that girl. ;)

Hmm, I guess I just look at the ugly ones name Kristin and marybeth. JK!

Dude, have you seen some of the girls on myspace? (I meant to put jsut myspace, not tf)

[Frankie]

Rich, I kinda wanna fuck you a little bit now.

[RichWarChild]

Got paypal? I'll send you a dollar like I said. :lol:


warchild@djwarchild.com :P

[NeC]

I wish Zilo would get in here and post pics of his penguin thong!

[RichWarChild]

and this was at my last house party in boston where my female friends decided to play dress up

http://www.eugenejames.net/photos/parties/HouseParty_042305/4-22_23-05%20084.jpg

[Kristin]

Just make your own thread and post up your pic's. Every time I see one I lol! :lmao:

[Frankie]

Rich officially beats me on the metrosexual scale now. I'm finally off the fucking hook.

[ChristiMarie]

warchild@djwarchild.com :P

There ya go. Payment in full.

[Frankie]

Shit, Rich even beats Spoonfed.

[RichWarChild]

Just make your own thread and post up your pic's. Every time I see one I lol! :lmao:


you should see the one of me dressed like the 7' inflatable penis... complete with balls..

or the one of me as a school girl

[Karma]

wOw

[RichWarChild]

wOw


<3

[alm0st hands0me]

http://myspace-871.vo.llnwd.net/00505/17/86/505166871_l.jpg

Bikini pic of other bitch.

:puke:

[ChristiMarie]

:puke:

Great first post! :lmao:

[Joann]

Great first post! :lmao:


lol..that might be his first TF post....but we all know him.

Hey Mr. DJ!! ;)

[ChristiMarie]

Well I go by the post count... and it was his first... sooooooo..... :P

[alm0st hands0me]

lol..that might be his first TF post....but we all know him.

Hey Mr. DJ!! ;)

damn, that didn't take long :lol:

[Forge]

hey rich, are you fuckin' serious?

[RichWarChild]

hey rich, are you fuckin' serious?

about what?

[Forge]

about what?

do you really have to ask?

[ChristiMarie]

do you really have to ask?

The girl the thread is about, the pink thong, pink shirt, wanting to wear a bikini or loosing his appitite from the bikini picture?

[RichWarChild]

do you really have to ask?


Well i wasn't sure if you were refering to the first post in the thread or my in a thong... :lol:

[RichWarChild]

We're starting to hurt their myspace feelings i think...

[Forge]

Well i wasn't sure if you were refering to the first post in the thread or my in a thong... :lol:

yes, and yes :D

i feel dirty :cry: and i worry about you feeding us so much whiskey now :lol:

[RichWarChild]

yes, and yes :D

i feel dirty :cry: and i worry about you feeding us so much whiskey now :lol:


hahahahahaha

No worries there...... Even though you got man boobs...

[Forge]

hahahahahaha

No worries there...... Even though you got man boobs...

now how you even gonna try and fuck with me slim? if you can find a picture of me in womens clothing (aside from panties on my head) then you can talk :lol:

[RichWarChild]

Awww shit... "Mr. Sexy" just called us out Frank... :lol:

[Forge]

Awww shit... "Mr. Sexy" just called us out Frank... :lol:

of the closet?

[ChristiMarie]

Oh great...the freak squad makes a post and judges someone else's appearance. Here we have Frankie, a 23 year-old Elvis wanna-be who self mutilates his eyebrows because his mommy didn't love him enough. I was cool with you...I let you do your fuckin' spam and never ripped on it...even when you did dorky shit like post under your wife's account (yeah, like we didn't notice that).... and the other dude. You tats suck and you may want to get them recolored when your mom's welfare check comes in....and holy shit are you sure your mom didn't fuck a bear cause those are the hairest legs I've ever seen.

Now the cool part. Within minutes or hours, your posts will be deleted while mine will stay. So go fuck yourselves and may God have mercy on your soul.

:|................................................ :lol:

[RichWarChild]

DAMN YOU!!! I was just about to paste what he said... :P

[JohnnyTeabags]

yes, and yes :D

i feel dirty :cry: and i worry about you feeding us so much whiskey now :lol:

I seem to recall you and Frankie doing all the wiskey feeding on friday night. I believe you'll recall me doing something along these lines... :puke:

[Becky]

o wow arf arf

[RichWarChild]

I seem to recall you and Frankie doing all the wiskey feeding on friday night. I believe you'll recall me doing something along these lines... :puke:


and right after you puked I handed you another shot of whiskey :lol:

[ChristiMarie]

Go have fun with your dollar and cram it! :lol:

<faster copyNpaster

[Forge]

and right after you puked I handed you another shot of whiskey :lol:

see mothefucker! :lol:

no, i was drinking my own whiskey and asked if anybody else wanted some. Rich was like the god damn whiskey fairy and shots would just appear in front of me as if by magic, then i was wasted

[JohnnyTeabags]

and right after you puked I handed you another shot of whiskey :lol:
haha, Yeah, I Slammed it and went and passed out at sonic, it was great!

[RichWarChild]

Rich was like the god damn whiskey fairy and shots would just appear in front of me as if by magic, then i was wasted


:headbang::lmao:

like you were complaining

[JohnnyTeabags]

well guys, I'm off to have lunch with Joe redner, see you fucks later, Pegasus tonight anyone?

[ChristiMarie]

:| The fag called us white trash... I think.

[Forge]

:headbang::lmao:

like you were complaining

hahaha, not at all. i wouldn't complain about free whiskey normally, so why would i do so when i got no job?

that was an excellent night, i think

[ChristiMarie]

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=3473581&imageID=281811535&Mytoken=B5EDF139-D11D-108C-45E7D01D341161E923900756

omg I found pussy pictures!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[RichWarChild]

That pics from like September i think.. Right after i got her...

Here's more of her

http://photobucket.com/albums/v501/TheAscension/MoJo%20Devourer%20Of%20Souls/

[ChristiMarie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v501/TheAscension/MoJo%20Devourer%20Of%20Souls/DSCN0733.jpg ok, that made me melt. I need to go play with mine now.

[Frankie]

Wow. They're PISSED on the Tampa Myspace forum.

[RichWarChild]

Wow. They're PISSED on the Tampa Myspace forum.


aint it a great time killer at work. :lol:

[Euphoria]

aint it a great time killer at work. :lol:

damn right, this is way more interesting than creating training modules..i bet they are all going to take a field trip to the gym later just to prove you guys wrong.

[ChristiMarie]

aint it a great time killer at work. :lol:

I've been sitting here going through the members of the tampa thing... I know a LOT of people in there. :lmao:

[RichWarChild]

I've been sitting here going through the members of the tampa thing... I know a LOT of people in there. :lmao:


i started going thru all my old messages on myspace cause he claimed it only goes back 30 days..

I have 237 pages of messages dating back to September 04

[ChristiMarie]

Sep 1, 2005 2:52 PM

First day I got on myspace.... 35 pages of "Add me please" or "Your hot".... I dunno.

[Joann]

Wow. They're PISSED on the Tampa Myspace forum.


myspace is blocked @ my work. the people on the tampa myspace forum know about this thread? :haha:

[RichWarChild]

myspace is blocked @ my work. the people on the tampa myspace forum know about this thread? :haha:


hell yeah they do...

[ChristiMarie]

hell yeah they do...

It's funny.

[Joann]

I SO wish I could see what they were saying :lmao:

How did they find out?

[RichWarChild]

I SO wish I could see what they were saying :lmao:

How did they find out?


Someone with no balls (not enough to make a myspace profile) posted a link

[Euphoria]

I SO wish I could see what they were saying :lmao:




Well for one, Mr. Sexy claims he doesn't want to invite Frankie to any of his costume parties because he thinks Frank is the kind of individual who would steal his tablespoons :lol: :dunno:

[ChristiMarie]

Well for one, Mr. Sexy claims he doesn't want to invite Frankie to any of his costume parties because he thinks Frank is the kind of individual who would steal his tablespoons :lol: :dunno:

And the same guy said something about my singlewide blowing to disney world with a refridgerator... :dunno:

[Frankie]

Someone with no balls (not enough to make a myspace profile) posted a link

I think that was Aharon, owner or TF/TR.

[Holly Golightly]

hey link me to the group i wanna post

[Frankie]

hey link me to the group i wanna post

You must dye your hair. Check the original post.

[ChristiMarie]

hey link me to the group i wanna post

It's on the front page.

[Joann]

:lmao: you guys made my day

[ChristiMarie]

How's your lug nut?

[Holly Golightly]

You must dye your hair. Check the original post.

ohhhh :lol: sorry

[AmandaR]

i have been following along all day at work... it gets more and more interesting...

[ChristiMarie]

Who would put off work to argue over the internet?

[RichWarChild]

This is turning into some quality shit

[Becky]

http://www.djwarchild.com/pictures/thong.jpg

Taken in front of a crowd of 600 kids...

about 10 minutes later I decided it was uncomfortable and threw it into the crowd and played neked for the next 2 hourshahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhah Breathe :lol:

[ChristiMarie]

This is turning into some quality shit

I know right?

[Graves]

lol

[RichWarChild]

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhah Breathe :lol:


seriously... look at the whip marks and shit...

http://www.djwarchild.com/pictures/ass.jpg


and this is the next day

http://www.djwarchild.com/pictures/crossfire/img055.JPG

http://www.djwarchild.com/pictures/crossfire/img056.JPG <-- Bite Mark

[Joann]

She put off work to argue over the internet?


who did she say that to?

I guess I need to go home and read it lol

[ChristiMarie]

who did she say that to?

I guess I need to go home and read it lol

Forge.

[ChristiMarie]

And this is his explaination of why we were pickin on the girl.... Uhhh wrong.

Mr. SexyWrote:
Hey Cutie, sorry you had to hold the fort down while I was gone. To catch you up fully, basically the cool kids went to the RoundUp and the Freak Squad went to University Hangout. In the UA thread they asked if anyone went and 2 of them had a convo with themselves and everyone else ignored. So to get even they said someone was fat and posted up her pic and then all hell broke lose. Now the jist is this....the retard squad has never gotten as much attention as this thread so they keep it up. What they forget is that 30 of us from this group have hung out, will continue to hangout and will contine to post pics (good or bad) while the 'Freaks' wait for Friday where they can cash their checks at Amscot and go drink....not to loosen up, but rather to wallow in their self pity as to why they don't have friends just because they insult someone's looks.. Kisses and hugs. Hope to see you Wednesday at the Green Iguana.

Oh, and we're all gonna get banned. =)

[Joann]

And this is his explaination of why we were pickin on the girl.... Uhhh wrong.



Oh, and we're all gonna get banned. =)


get banned from myspace? lol

[Graves]

Oh, and we're all gonna get banned. =)


I'm working on it. LMAO. :lol:

[LilBit]

Hahahahaha, that's too funny!

[Graves]

Dammit I have to be on the road tomorrow guess I'll have to wait to see how long it lasts........

[RichWarChild]

Ok...

green iguana on Wednesday anyone?


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Posted: Feb 28, 2006 5:36 PM

Secondly, you know where I'll be Wednesday...at the Green Iguana...enough said.

[Graves]

Ok...

green iguana on Wednesday anyone?


Mr. Sexy

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Posted: Feb 28, 2006 5:36 PM

Secondly, you know where I'll be Wednesday...at the Green Iguana...enough said.




Normally I'm not one for confrontation but I'm sure it'd be a kick to walk up and say hi lol.


"High I'm a Sgt. in the Freak Army, care to dance asshole?"


:lol: :mullet: :lol: :mullet:

[spoonfed]

Shit, Rich even beats Spoonfed.

bullfucking shit Ive seen better heads on boils!!

[RichWarChild]

Normally I'm not one for confrontation but I'm sure it'd be a kick to walk up and say hi lol.


"High I'm a Sgt. in the Freak Army, care to dance asshole?"


:lol: :mullet: :lol: :mullet:


No pussying out "Buttercup"

[Graves]

Find out which one it is.

[ChristiMarie]

No pussying out "Buttercup"

You DICK! I wanted to call everyone buttercup!

[RichWarChild]

[QUOTE=ChristiMarie]You DICK! I wanted to

you VAGINA!!!! I wanted to call everyone dick!!

["?"]

Wow I see we are back to TRama again

[Brian]

"Its not your jeans that make you look fat, It's your fat ass that makes you look fat" :lol:

[meeOmy]

im on page 13 :lol:

[RichWarChild]

Find out which one it is.

The one on Anderson and Waters

[meeOmy]

:lol: :lol: wow that was interesting It took forever to read all of that :lol: :lol:

[Treysdad]

:lol: :lol: wow that was interesting It took forever to read all of that :lol: :lol:

Yeah, I have blury vision now from staring at the screen for so long. That shit was funny as hell:lol: :lol:

[ChristiMarie]

[QUOTE=ChristiMarie]You DICK! I wanted to

you VAGINA!!!! I wanted to call everyone dick!!

Learn to quote cupcake!

[alm0st hands0me]

[QUOTE=RichWarchild]

Learn to quote cupcake!


:lol:

[*Jennifer*]

That is just awful...maybe they just need a diet!

[Clint]

whats myspace?

[John]

this is comical, its like 3rd shift vs TR all over again :lol:

[adrian_302]

That guy looks like he's gonna hurl.

She looks good there... I actually think she's kinda pretty. :|
http://myspace-963.vo.llnwd.net/00174/36/95/174095963_l.jpg

thats what airbrushing and glamour shots can do :lol:

[RichWarChild]

*bump* for old times sake...

[NikkiXoXo]

Nice Thong pic! ^^^

[RichWarChild]

Nice Thong pic! ^^^



8)

[ChristiMarie]

:lol: You learned how to quote finally. yay

[RichWarChild]

Have you yet though Cupcake? Look at your post at the top of this page? :lol:

[ChristiMarie]

I was doing that to make fun of you, ya fucking twinkie-tard.

[John]

great thread, copying to the Cellar