Over 1,000 Terms for Male Masturbation

[limegreenneon]

http://www.masturbationlist.com/



1.

A little five on one
2.

Abuse the fuse
3.

Adjust your set
4.

Anger the cobra
5.

Anger the pickle
6.

Answer the bone-a-phone
7.

Appease the cheese
8.

Arm-wrestle the one eyed champ
9.

Asexual reproduction
10.

Autofellatio

[Jessica]

:lmao:

[BERT-O]

:lol:

[RoseyPosey]

Burp the baby

:lol:

[doeboy]

:jerkoff: :lmao:

[Notladstyle]

Just gonna go lay down and take a nap...

[fourbanger]

Just gonna go lay down and take a nap...
and then wake up and beat the morning wood (like every good boy should)

[Penis]

There is one they don't have on there. John introduced me to this term...

Feeding the ducks.

If you play the action out, masturbating is the same hand motion as feeding the ducks. hahahahahahahahaha