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Mars_302
12-06-2007, 01:23 PM
So do you think it was originally discovered sorta say, by accident or on purpose?
nikki.
12-06-2007, 01:36 PM
It's like the chicken and the egg question. We will never know.
:jen:
12-06-2007, 01:43 PM
On purpose. The man was like "LOOK! Another hole!"
And so it began.
Fatalia
12-06-2007, 01:53 PM
On purpose. The man was like "LOOK! Another hole!"
And so it began.
I think it was more like "OMG Honey wrong hole!" "OMG I'm so sorry." "No... wait.. put it back in there." And so the word spread.
TrackStar
12-06-2007, 02:15 PM
Your both right.
Bellissima
12-06-2007, 02:22 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with two very, very gay sexually frustrated/bored men..
The very, very 'straight' man then adapted the idea..
:squint:
moldyhands
12-06-2007, 02:26 PM
On purpose. The man was like "LOOK! Another hole!"
And so it began.
i'm completely heterosexual, but if a woman has a hole into which my dick will fit, i am going to stick it in there.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with two very, very gay sexually frustrated/bored men..
The very, very 'straight' man then adapted the idea..
:squint:
That's terrible.
I just think that some dude shoved it in their woman's butt for the hell of it.
TrackStar
12-06-2007, 02:51 PM
Heres what really happened:
-Hoe didn't wanna get pregnant and piss off her husband so she said, stick it in my ass.
-Hoe had a yeast infection and dude was like I'd rather have shit on my dick so he stuck it in hoes ass.
TampaDude
12-06-2007, 03:37 PM
The asshole is there so a woman can be a virgin twice! :naughty:
SilentBob86
12-06-2007, 03:52 PM
yeah....i dont put my penis anywhere a bunch of shit comes out of...
you know...i think that means i wont be getting a bj anytime soon...:lol:
Kelleb
12-06-2007, 03:52 PM
probably the same way blow jobs were discovered.
PS. get laid already. <3
Iroc Joe
12-06-2007, 06:43 PM
Who cares how it was discovered, I'm just glad it was!
I thought that TF invented it.
Chuck 98 RT/10
12-06-2007, 06:50 PM
On purpose. The man was like "LOOK! Another hole!"
And so it began.
LOL That is so wise and insightful.
Duceanahalf
12-06-2007, 06:57 PM
it was invented by greek men. :lol:
Dude, monkeys sodomize eachother with things. It happened long before people were around.
Fatalia
12-06-2007, 07:49 PM
Dude, monkeys sodomize eachother with things. It happened long before people were around.
True story.
Maybe it just came hand in hand with evolution then.
MianoSM
12-07-2007, 12:21 AM
yeah....i dont put my penis anywhere a bunch of shit comes out of...
you know...i think that means i wont be getting a bj anytime soon...:lol:
+1
Guado
12-07-2007, 08:47 AM
My philosophy, it cam from gay dudes. They liked it ITB so much they wanted their wives to do it.
That way they could imagine they were having gay sex with their lover boy without being known as a "flaming homosexual" to their buddies. Then he tells his buddies and they realize it's good and then the original buddy says "hey you can do that to me if you want." so then the new friend pounds old friend in ass behind wife's b back.
There you have it. Anal sex was discovered by a few select queers. Then they spread the disease to their "friends" and BAM....your first all male orgy was born. So from them on on the closet homo's wanted their wives asses for gay fantasy. From there women accepted it as man wanting it in the ass which led to it being a norm for guys to get it from some women. So then all men tell their friends they get ass love from their wives so they don't feel left out.
Man I am bored. Gonna go and do something productive now...
Treysdad
12-07-2007, 10:10 AM
Sex with animals?
About a month after God created Adam and Eve, he decides to stop by the Garden to see how they are doing. He comes upon Adam and asks "How are thing going with you and Eve."
Adam replies, "Well, everything was going just great until a few days ago. Then Eve started getting moody and cranky. She hasn't been very cooperative and neither of us understands why. Now this morning she woke up to find blood all over her legs."
God asks "Where is Eve? I need to talk to her."
Adam replies "She went down to the river to get cleaned up."
God replies "Oh no! I'll never get that smell out of the fish."
Adam wondered what he was talking about, so he asked.
God Told him.
So when that *time* came every now and then, adam put it in the Ass instead of the Vag.
Makes sense right? :dunno:
Unregistered
12-07-2007, 09:00 PM
About a month after God created Adam and Eve, he decides to stop by the Garden to see how they are doing. He comes upon Adam and asks "How are thing going with you and Eve."
Adam replies, "Well, everything was going just great until a few days ago. Then Eve started getting moody and cranky. She hasn't been very cooperative and neither of us understands why. Now this morning she woke up to find blood all over her legs."
God asks "Where is Eve? I need to talk to her."
Adam replies "She went down to the river to get cleaned up."
God replies "Oh no! I'll never get that smell out of the fish."
Adam wondered what he was talking about, so he asked.
God Told him.
So when that *time* came every now and then, adam put it in the Ass instead of the Vag.
Makes sense right? :dunno:
:lol: i like that answer
Panzerbane
12-08-2007, 02:15 AM
probably the same way blow jobs were discovered.
PS. get laid already. <3
that sounds like volunteering to me
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