Went on a date

[Chaddcl0ps]

So I went to Liangs Bistro (Chineese Cuisine). Went on a double date...and after we all ate we got the usual fortune cookies...we all opened ours and read them out loud...this is the one I got...is this a key to the vagina or what? It's hard to see but it says, "Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you" and she signed her name on it...haha

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So did you get any?

[Chaddcl0ps]

well she left for Sring break to daytona...but i mean...were like non-stop talking...so i can only assume it's money in the bag

[P057]

well she left for Sring break to daytona...but i mean...were like non-stop talking...so i can only assume it's money in the bag
She's banging some redneck.
At least it's not a group of black guys, right!?



















haha, just kidding. Good luck to you guys :)

[thereturnofdark]

well she left for Sring break to daytona...but i mean...were like non-stop talking...so i can only assume it's money in the bag

I'm going there too for spring break....I'll let you know if she's any good......

[P057]

I'm going there too for spring break....I'll let you know if she's any good......

Oh shit! nevermind the redneck comment!:lmao:

[Chaddcl0ps]

haha, yea yea lmk

[Treysdad]

So you went on a date and hit it off. You're fortune even worked in yuor favor and you didn't seal the deal? Now she's in Daytona getting dicked down because that's what girls do on spring break. I guarantee you don't cross her mind not even once while she's gone. Unless her and her girlfriend start swapping stories about lame guys. She'll probably make fun of you in front of them because she signed your fortune. It's what girls do :lol:

[GlacierFreeze]

Now she's in Daytona getting dicked down because that's what girls do on spring break.

I have to agree with this for the most part. Hell I don't really think I'm the type of guy that can get a ton of girls, but I went to Panama City about 4 years ago and I got some head. If I can then anyone can! :lol:

PS: She wasn't even fat or ugly! :lmao:

[williamb82]

dude, if i was out wit ha girl, got that fortune and got ass because of the forune, id be sure to go back and tip that waiter real good and make sure he always dlivers that fortune to me in the future. lol. then take all your dates there. lol.

[DD.]

I'm going to get a fortune like that, and keep it with me for situations like this.

[Capital G]

5 black guys > then you.

[Chaddcl0ps]

i could care less who dicks her down in daytona. I'm just pissed she took it and signed her name...b.c I would just keep it in my wallet and pull it out as a break a fortune cookie anytime im with a girl...it would be like a key to success

[thereturnofdark]

5 big black cocks > you.

Edited.....Also ">" means "greater than" so you didn't need to but than in there.

[DarkStrider]

damn, did you guys hit it off?