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effDOHC
09-21-2008, 03:29 AM
ok so im new to tf but i have been on tr forever but im married i have been since jan. and we have had ups and downs about the usual ya know exes, my pre marriage party i will explain me and my best friend went to de ja vu and got drunk and and some strippers get up on us nothing happend but it was a big deal to her but back to the question we have a mutual friend that has huge tits and she is like "go motorboat them" and is all for it im wondering is it ok or is it a trap help me out what should i do

billybongthorton
09-21-2008, 03:36 AM
if she was pissed when you wnet to a strip club for your bachelor party that says somethin right there, its either a trap or its an out for her to motorboat some guys balls next time she says to motorboat them tell her to do it instead hey cause you never know man you can benefit from that after a few alcoholic beverages

effDOHC
09-21-2008, 03:39 AM
haha the motorboating the balls this was like a direct quote from my buddie earlier tonight ya i told her to do it first we will see it could be awesome if it turned out for a 3 way or something

billybongthorton
09-21-2008, 03:46 AM
hell yea just make sure you have a videocam handy bro bitches love that especially since your married shit can add spice to the bedroom down the line if the flow slows down a bit, just make sure the tapes arent accesible to anyoneelse but yourselves cause if her parents accidently watch them by mistake that can make for a very akward family dinner especially if you got the bitch slamming the headboard and speaking spanish

Treysdad
09-21-2008, 06:35 AM
You're from Plany City so I'm guessing that the chick that is not your wife with the big tits is your sister?

Capital G
09-21-2008, 09:49 AM
You're from Plany City so I'm guessing that the chick that is not your wife with the big tits is your sister?

take it easy on the new guy ******.




to answer your question. its a fucking trap!

it wont matter that after you do it you say "but you told me to!". she will bitch about how you mustve wanted to do it, you shouldve said no, blah blah blah.

NikkiXoXo
09-21-2008, 09:46 PM
Trap! ... But why don't you do it. Then video tape her reaction and post it :lol:

NeENeRs
09-21-2008, 11:02 PM
i cannot respond to the question until i get a translation from koko....

Jessica
09-22-2008, 09:56 AM
i cannot respond to the question until i get a translation from koko....

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

effDOHC: THIS IS A TRAP!!!!

i'm going to humor neeners: i have been married since january (wait dude you've been having problems already it's only been 8 months) and we have been having marital problems pertaining to my bachelor party. my best friend and i went to a gentleman's club and received dances from the scantily clad employees. we didn't engage in sexual intercourse with anyone that night, but it upset my wife. I digress, the actual issue that we have a mutual friend that is very well endowed in tha mammary section of her body. my wife keeps telling me i should motorboat our friend's breasts, and i'm confused. is this a trap; and if it is what should i do?

Bucsfan
09-22-2008, 10:38 AM
How can you be married and not know the basic do's and don'ts? :dunno:

Chuck 98 RT/10
09-22-2008, 10:45 AM
Get divorced and don't get married again until you're 45. You'll be much happier.

nikki.
09-22-2008, 10:50 AM
:lmao::lmao::lmao:

effDOHC: THIS IS A TRAP!!!!

i'm going to humor neeners: i have been married since january (wait dude you've been having problems already it's only been 8 months) and we have been having marital problems pertaining to my bachelor party. my best friend and i went to a gentleman's club and received dances from the scantily clad employees. we didn't engage in sexual intercourse with anyone that night, but it upset my wife. I digress, the actual issue that we have a mutual friend that is very well endowed in tha mammary section of her body. my wife keeps telling me i should motorboat our friend's breasts, and i'm confused. is this a trap; and if it is what should i do?

now i get it. :lol:

it's a trap

NeENeRs
09-22-2008, 11:59 AM
:lmao::lmao::lmao:

effDOHC: THIS IS A TRAP!!!!

i'm going to humor neeners: i have been married since january (wait dude you've been having problems already it's only been 8 months) and we have been having marital problems pertaining to my bachelor party. my best friend and i went to a gentleman's club and received dances from the scantily clad employees. we didn't engage in sexual intercourse with anyone that night, but it upset my wife. I digress, the actual issue that we have a mutual friend that is very well endowed in tha mammary section of her body. my wife keeps telling me i should motorboat our friend's breasts, and i'm confused. is this a trap; and if it is what should i do?

:lmao:

i <3 you

Ender.
09-22-2008, 12:18 PM
Post pics of said boobs to be motor boated and then we can tell you if its worth the trouble or not.

Becky
09-23-2008, 02:13 PM
IT'S A trap !!!

fresh&clean
09-23-2008, 02:22 PM
motorboating is never a trap do it.

Strangeholliday
09-23-2008, 02:46 PM
definately just laugh it off.., Sounds like she is just making a common joke about her friends boobs.. Why risk the headache to get a little boob sweat on your chin?

Not worth it in my opinion

BAMF
09-23-2008, 09:38 PM
Motorboat them bitches, and then ask if you can motorboat her pussy lips afterwards. And if your wife gives you any lip smack that bitch upside her head and tell her to get her stupid ass back in the fucking kitchen and make a sandwich.

Joe
09-23-2008, 09:50 PM
Motorboat them bitches, and then ask if you can motorboat her pussy lips afterwards. And if your wife gives you any lip smack that bitch upside her head and tell her to get her stupid ass back in the fucking kitchen and make a sandwich.


I see why you have to use your hand a lot... :lol:














:gordy:

BAMF
09-23-2008, 09:53 PM
I see why you have to use your hand a lot... :lol:


:gordy:

:lmao: I guess that also explains why the girls I do manage to bag are always asking me to beat the shit outta them. :dunno:

billybongthorton
09-23-2008, 11:21 PM
:lmao: I guess that also explains why the girls I do manage to bag are always asking me to beat the shit outta them. :dunno:

daddy issues more than likely, those are the best kinda girls

BAMF
09-24-2008, 12:12 AM
daddy issues more than likely, those are the best kinda girls

"Thank god for deadbeat dads and broken families."

-Me

John
09-24-2008, 10:04 AM
http://www.katurday.com/wp-content/uploads/katurdaycom_marriagetrap.jpg

Rach
09-24-2008, 10:24 AM
http://www.katurday.com/wp-content/uploads/katurdaycom_marriagetrap.jpg

:lmao:

Soluxx
09-24-2008, 12:52 PM
If she tells you to do it, then do it you pussy! Who cares if its a trap, play with those titties!