Who is a 10/10 on the gay meter?

[MianoSM]

It's been brought to my attention that I'm only a 9/10 on the gay meter:

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Who's got me beat?

[Capital G]

id say im probably 9.83/10 gay.

[Mars_302]

whats the criteria?

[juke]

Being a Republican is the new gay (http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2008/09/22/Zucker_Republican_is_the_new_gay/UPI-35511222129952/)

[Matt Vassallo]

well let's see here:


i own 30+ pairs of jeans
i have a FLATIRON and am unafraid to use it
i DEMAND that my venti six shot brevé four pumps sugar free classic four pumps sugar free cinnamon dolcé no foam add whip latté be exactly 140 degrees, or i send it back
i'm blond haired, blue eyed, and left handed
i am SUCH a purveyor of high rising terminal it's not even funny
i know how to match & make the most SPECTAC outfits.
i can text at over 80wpm
i diet compulsively if i don't fit into my size 26 jeans
i watch bravo more than any other channel
the fall VOGUE is seriously one of the most important magazines ever each year
i can dress women and guess their size better than they can

and the kicker.....

I was born in, love, and can't wait to move back to SAN FRANCISCO

hahahahahahaha

[BAMF]

^ Dude, I need somebody to come decorate this joint I'm buying (if the banks holding the two mortgages for the current owner stop fighting eachother). Want the job? :-D



I'm absolutely a 1/10 on the gay meter. Shit, I got dragged to a gay club so this girl could see her friend in YBOR last weekend and I midas well of had a shaved head and a swastika on my arm. Its almost depressing, really.

[Matt Vassallo]

i'm sure i could help lol

[Panzerbane]

something ironically comical about a guy with the initials for "Bad Assed Mother Fucker" getting Queer Eyed.

[Jessica]

well let's see here:


i own 30+ pairs of jeans
i have a FLATIRON and am unafraid to use it
i DEMAND that my venti six shot brevé four pumps sugar free classic four pumps sugar free cinnamon dolcé no foam add whip latté be exactly 140 degrees, or i send it back
i'm blond haired, blue eyed, and left handed
i am SUCH a purveyor of high rising terminal it's not even funny
i know how to match & make the most SPECTAC outfits.
i can text at over 80wpm
i diet compulsively if i don't fit into my size 26 jeans
i watch bravo more than any other channel
the fall VOGUE is seriously one of the most important magazines ever each year
i can dress women and guess their size better than they can

and the kicker.....

I was born in, love, and can't wait to move back to SAN FRANCISCO

hahahahahahaha

Oh and you used the word spectac :lol::gordy:

[Lil Ze']

In case anyone is wondering why I made that. He had been flirting with a girl for weeks at his local supermarket. So finally SHE asked for his number and he said you wish.

[terry.ho]

In case anyone is wondering why I made that. He had been flirting with a girl for weeks at his local supermarket. So finally SHE asked for his number and he said you wish.

That's actually brilliant. Pretty much guarantees he will be bang her down on the produce next time he sees her.

Lil Ze', you're a rookie.

[Jessica]

That's actually brilliant. Pretty much guarantees he will be bang her down on the produce next time he sees her.

Lil Ze', you're a rookie.

:lol:+1 she's probably wondering why he turned her down right now. girls can't handle a direct blow to the ego like rejection. it makes us easy. :gordy:

[John]

In case anyone is wondering why I made that. He had been flirting with a girl for weeks at his local supermarket. So finally SHE asked for his number and he said you wish.

that's gay? I think its genius. He just flipped the value system on her, and he's squarely in control now. Like KoKo said its moves like this that make girls easy.

[John]

oh and i think matt wins the thread. He easily tops my I have 3 cats, share a house with a guy, am skinny and love to cook.

[Lil Ze']

#1 - Girl at publix, I hit on her every time that I go there. I do not go there to hit on her - today she asked if I would put my number under my signature (as I sign for the credit purchase), to which I replied: "You wish.", guess I should have given her a fake one.


Yes I'm a rookie. I do this thing called not playing games. Grow up.

[John]

your game is weak then, bc playing games gets you laid. Think back how you played with girls in preschool and kindergarten. The same tactics, believe it or not, work really well.

[Lil Ze']

I'm doing just fine guy. I don't need games. I have done them. They're fucking stupid.

[Frankie]

Richard Simmons is about as gay as it gets.

[TrackStar]

i'm Super!!! Thanks For Asking!!1

[Matt Vassallo]

Oh and you used the word spectac :lol::gordy:


honey, you have no idea.

[Jessica]

honey, you have no idea.

:lmao: i love it!!! :love:

[TrackStar]

Games are stupid but you have to play them if you want maximum returns.

[Strongest Man In The World]

If I had one trip back in time, and could do whatever I wanted, what would I do?

assassinate hitler? Protect archduke Franz Ferdinand? Naaahhh

Id go back and find the first guy who acted gay to try and get chicks and double tap him in the head. What a horrible concept.

[Kristin]

that's gay? I think its genius. He just flipped the value system on her, and he's squarely in control now. Like KoKo said its moves like this that make girls easy.


Now koko is out there giving away the most basic trick of all!!?!!


Seriously, that girl is wondering what the hell is wrong with her. I bet she's on a diet and hitting the tanning bed this week so she will be more attractive the next time she see's him.

[TrackStar]

girls are easy cause emotions are hard for them. simple.

[John]

Now koko is out there giving away the most basic trick of all!!?!!


Seriously, that girl is wondering what the hell is wrong with her. I bet she's on a diet and hitting the tanning bed this week so she will be more attractive the next time she see's him.

cat-string theory. Play with a cat with a piece of string, it will become bored... but try to drag the string away and what happens? Thats right, the cat comes and claws your fucking arm off. Wait, what was I talking about again?

[Goop]

I have watched the Notebook, and I thought it was a good movie. It did get me laid that exact night though so I might just be alright with that movie for the sheer fact that I got some booty because of it ? lol

[TampaNick]

I wear flannel shirts -5
I like to go shoot guns -1
I like to fish -20
I watch sports for the game -5
I like budweiser -20

-51 for me

[Penis]

Decision horse says naaaaaaaaa