atkins/southbeach worked for me.........

[ImNotWill...]

I must admit I was an atkins diet hater, I condemned anyone for wanting to try it for years, but back in feb I tried it and it worked (for losing weight). I went on the diet (mainly cuz I love meat...no homo...ok yes, homo) and I ate nothing but meat for 3 weeks and dropped 26lbs....no excercise. And when I say meat, I mean lots of fucking meat. My meal was usually meat with a side of meat and meat for dessert.....and I mean fucking any meat I could get my hands on.....ribs, wings, Meatballs, steak, pork, chicken....anything, I did not care about fat content. Now although this is probably insanely unhealthy I did lose 26 lbs in 3 weeks. The downfall: my eating habits were fucked and althoug was working out I was eating everything I wanted plus carbs and gained it all back and then some. So ima go back on my meat diet but much cleaner and while working out....ill post results weekly.

[christianlooney]

You need SOME carbs or you'll die...i mean your body will start to eat itself from the inside out. Be careful. I tend to go mostly no carbs now but i still need some..i mean protein powder has some in it......my bar for breakfast has 34g's....i work out, i run, i kickbox, jump rope ...Just trying to find a happy maintainable medium......can see some abs......semi encouraging it is. Good luck! That didn't sound like healthy loss either.

[NeENeRs]

:lol:

you believed will

:lol:

[ImNotWill...]

No I'm actually being serious this time. This really happened, I'm a fatass now so going south beach

[BAMF]

:lmao: Christianloony believed will :lmao:

[Regina]

I'm not sure if this is a joke or not, but your kidneys will probably fail soon. Just saying.

[BAMF]

I'm not sure if this is a joke or not, but your kidneys will probably fail soon. Just saying.

From the AIDS hes contracted through all the sex with men, or from the diet?

Or from being shot in the kidney by a crack dealer after one of his deals in the hood went bad?

[christianlooney]

wow the jokes on me guys got me good you did...congrats????

and alot of ppl are on that crazee shit so why not....give an opinion on it. I have one kidney and it does tax the fuck out of it with certain diets.....

I can't safely cut lb's for say a fight like others either, sucks you have to adjust you life diff. for shit like that...

but again good one!

[Jeff]

I did Atkins for 4 months and lost about 35lbs very quickly a few years ago. Now Im back to being a fatass because I like ice cream. :X

[ImNotWill...]

Lol the joke is on everyone that thinks I'm actually joking. :lol:

[is300matt]

While I do think this is the funniest thread on this site in a while...I do 100% realize Will has done this in reality and I applaud you for the weight loss/weight gain/soon the be weight loss. My only question is what type of "meat" you were intaking. Honest question. Steak, Chicken, Cold cuts, Cock ( sorry already mentioned that one with chicken), Pork....?
-Matt

[BAMF]

While I do think this is the funniest thread on this site in a while...I do 100% realize Will has done this in reality and I applaud you for the weight loss/weight gain/soon the be weight loss. My only question is what type of "meat" you were intaking. Honest question. Steak, Chicken, Cold cuts, Cock ( sorry already mentioned that one with chicken), Pork....?
-Matt

The only thing Will does in reality that you can believe is type on a keyboard. Everything else you hear him post is "Willality".


He used to have a badass car he raced too...but that got stolen or burned down or something, I don't really remember any more.

[ImNotWill...]

While I do think this is the funniest thread on this site in a while...I do 100% realize Will has done this in reality and I applaud you for the weight loss/weight gain/soon the be weight loss. My only question is what type of "meat" you were intaking. Honest question. Steak, Chicken, Cold cuts, Cock ( sorry already mentioned that one with chicken), Pork....?
-MattI was honestly and truly eating everything and anything. Burgers without the buns, I ate a lot of wings I made myself and a lot of meatballs I made, bacon....whatever. worked out maybe once a week and was dropping weight still. I'm doing it cleaner and in smaller portions and working out about 3 times a week this time.

[ImNotWill...]

While I do think this is the funniest thread on this site in a while...I do 100% realize Will has done this in reality and I applaud you for the weight loss/weight gain/soon the be weight loss. My only question is what type of "meat" you were intaking. Honest question. Steak, Chicken, Cold cuts, Cock ( sorry already mentioned that one with chicken), Pork....?
-MattI was honestly and truly eating everything and anything. Burgers without the buns, I ate a lot of wings I made myself and a lot of meatballs I made, bacon....whatever. worked out maybe once a week and was dropping weight still. I'm doing it cleaner and in smaller portions and working out about 3 times a week this time.