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agent93
07-01-2009, 04:37 AM
so there havent been any interesting topics in this forum in a while, and its kind of sad. this used to move fast, and i could always rely on coming here for a good laugh with what i could find. but its been dead lately. im trying to fix that, but this requires mass participation. if you read it, post damnit. this is science!

question, not that i was thinking about dicks purposely the other day, but mine crossed my mind. let me explain.

we all agree every penis looks different, lets be adults here. you dont have to have ever seen one to understand that they cant all look the same right? so i was looking at mine and thought, why does it look the way it does? youve heard jokes of people having a short fatty, or a regular long one, but why is this?

probably the biggest contributing factor is your family, im sure the shape and such is mostly hereditary. also, geographical location might play some part too, but what i came up with makes the most sense to me, and i want input from all of you. its simple, and i can explain it in one word to you. underwear.

think about it, while you were growing up, what kind of underwear did you have? my theory is, the people who wore briefs, or 'whitie tities' are probably the ones with the short fatty. your poor dick is scrunched up its whole life while your growing through the years, and it just naturally stays this way.

however, if you dont wear underwear, or have worn boxers most all of your life, your anatomy would be completely different. what abut if you sag? theres nothing constricting you then, so you just hung loose and comfy ever since youve dressed that way.

who can confirm this? i want to figure out if this has any truth behind it. it makes sense to me, and my penis looks the way i proved above, whereas i have worn boxers most all of my life. guys chime in, you women too. i think im onto something here!


oh, and no homo. :)

Spqrfoxbody
07-06-2009, 11:50 PM
You would have a small penis even if you wore MC hammer pants and no undies your whole life. Undies dont matter

Capital G
07-07-2009, 09:44 AM
kind of like those chinese women who wear small shoes to keep their feet small. difference being that a dick is not a bone.... therefore underware would not play a part.

MianoSM
07-07-2009, 10:38 AM
Humans are the only mammals that don't have a bone in their penis.

Capital G
07-07-2009, 10:58 AM
marsupials, hyenas, and horses do not have a bone in their penis.

MianoSM
07-07-2009, 02:24 PM
marsupials, hyenas, and horses do not have a bone in their penis.

Fair enough:


Most mammals have a unique bone called baculum (also penis bone, penile bone or os penis) in their penis. The only mammal species without baculum are the humans, horses, donkeys, rhinoceros, marsupials, rabbits, cetaceans (whales and dolphins), elephants and hyenas.

Source: http://news.softpedia.com/news/Some-Got-More-Bony-Than-Others-42436.shtml

agent93
07-07-2009, 05:19 PM
i guess that part makes sense, but it there has to be some reason for the shape it turns into, it still grows as you age...

MianoSM
07-07-2009, 06:24 PM
i guess that part makes sense, but it there has to be some reason for the shape it turns into, it still grows as you age...

Seriously?

Some people have unibrows, some have moles, others have wankers down to their knees.

It's a roll of the dice with some influence from your genes. You really can't push it too far...

agent93
07-08-2009, 06:01 AM
alright. some reason? maybe i just wanted my theory to make sense to others. however, proved wrong? i think not.

what kind of penis DO YOU have miano?

disclaimer: we can post this in the he man woman haters club if you prefer...haha

Treysdad
07-08-2009, 12:13 PM
what kind of penis DO YOU have miano?


Did you just ask what I think you asked? :eek:

DetroitR6
07-08-2009, 11:12 PM
i have worn boxers majority of my life. the only thing that sags is the sack. haha.


no homo.