20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

**nikki.** · 02-19-2008, 12:26 PM

I thought this was cute.

20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Stand in the middle of the mall and shout I love this woman, (or man).

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

Its Called Therapy...

billybongthorton · 02-19-2008, 12:29 PM

hahaha that was pretty good

**Fatalia** · 02-19-2008, 12:32 PM

Wow this is old... but it still makes me lol.

**thereturnofdark** · 02-19-2008, 12:32 PM

Oldie but still entertaining....

**nikki.** · 02-19-2008, 12:33 PM

I like #5

**thereturnofdark** · 02-19-2008, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Fatalia

Wow this is old... but it still makes me lol.

Damn you woman....you posted the same time as I did but your post is higher up than mine.

**Holly Golightly** · 02-19-2008, 12:34 PM

Someone just posted this not to long ago.
It is funny though!

**thereturnofdark** · 02-19-2008, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by nikki.

I like #5

#11 is actually pretty good as well......

**Rach** · 02-19-2008, 12:36 PM

I will so try 4, 14 and 18. Hilarious!

02-19-2008, 12:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
nikki. has a lot of love	20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. I thought this was cute. 20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Stand in the middle of the mall and shout I love this woman, (or man). 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called Therapy...

02-19-2008, 12:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
billybongthorton not of this god	hahaha that was pretty good

02-19-2008, 12:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fatalia Unnecessarily Necessary	Wow this is old... but it still makes me lol.

02-19-2008, 12:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
thereturnofdark Obama made me Republican	Oldie but still entertaining....

02-19-2008, 12:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
nikki. has a lot of love	I like #5

02-19-2008, 12:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
Holly Golightly is famous :)	Someone just posted this not to long ago. It is funny though!

02-19-2008, 12:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
Rach Acta, non verba	I will so try 4, 14 and 18. Hilarious!