11-03-2009, 02:03 AM
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Whitey on the Moon
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Got pulled over
for no reason at all last night. Cop watches me pull out of my driveway from mainroad which has a view of my house and cul de sac, he stops and just watches me pull out, I have a feeling he is going to fuck with me, and try to pace his car to meet mine at the intersection where my neighborhood lets out.
Me, knowing that we are going to meet @ the main road, i MAKE SURE I stop for a good 4 secs at the stop signs and lights, while using my blinker. I still ended up in front of him because the asshole stopped/slowed down to make sure he would not end up in front of me. After two turns he pulls me over, he says i look nervous, I say because I dont have my DL, ok he says. He ask me like 5 times about someone being in my trunk. Ask me where I'm going. Comments on my 5% tint that is only on the back very back suv windows. He ask if i knew why I was pulled over, i say i have no idea. Cop says I rolled through a few right turns w/ stop signs. I laugh and say oh really, very sarcastically. Cop says why what do you think. I say thats strange, because i made sure i came to a complete stop at each turn because i saw you stare at me as I was pulling out of my house and I knew you were going to try and meet me at the intersection, there is no way rolled through anything. Cop says alright you can go and gets into his car. TL;DR Cop pulls me over when i am positive I did NOTHING to warrant it. I call him on his bullshit, cop tells me to go. |
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11-03-2009, 05:36 AM
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Been there, done that...
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When I was living in VA, I got pulled over one night by a lady cop who thought I "looked a little young" so she was making sure the car wasn't stolen. Huh? It's my car, so obviously it's not stolen. She asked me why I pulled into the post office parking lot, then. I told her, truthfully, that I was going to get my mail from my post office box. She said "The post office is closed now." I replied "Yes, the counter is closed, but the box lobby is open 24 hours, though." What a moron.
Another time, I pulled into a gas station to fill up, and a cop rolls in behind me at the pump and kicks on his lights. I'm thinking, WTF??? as I get out to pump some gas. The cop gets all tough on me and yells at me to "stay in your vehicle!" So, I get back in and wait for him to approach. Now, this is no lie, he actually asked me why I pulled into the gas station! I replied, calmly, that I pulled into the gas station because, duh, I needed gas. The cop went on some rant about "It looked like you were trying to get away from me." He then stomped off and drove away. I just shook my head ruefully and got my gas. The cop had a ride-along, so he was obviously trying to be all cool and macho for his guest. BTW, both of these incidents involved Prince William County cops...they'll pull you over for no good reason...never got a ticket from one, though...they were a running joke when I used to live in VA. |
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11-03-2009, 11:36 AM
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call me Gangsta boo
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You probably look like a punk!
The last time I was pulled over for nothing was because I was in "a bad neighborhood was having an issue with drug sales." Riiiiiiight.  I was going to my mothers house like I have a bazillion times. Only difference was I didn't have my car...I was in a car with rims. PROFIILING!
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11-03-2009, 12:29 PM
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This is why i'm hot
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11-03-2009, 12:47 PM
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i got pulled over in town and country in my beater awhile back. it was around noon and not a cloud in the sky. she ran all my stuff and then asked if i knew why i had been pulled over. i said no. and she said it was because she couldnt see my tag. it was too dirt and wasnt reflective. i was like wtf. you could see my tag perfect from several blocks away. i wiped it off with a white rag that i poured water on. nothing came off at all and she said "MUCH better. i can see it perfect now". they just have to do something to make it look like they are working so they do things that require the least amount of paper work it seems. its ridiculous.
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11-03-2009, 02:05 PM
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they call me baby Jesus
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i missed a turn into BK and took 2 right turns and got pulled over for to many suspicious right hand turns. i was just about to be in time too before they closed, but the asshole cop made me miss it
another time before they had the strick license plate laws for bikes, i was sitting on a table smoking a cig (break time from a ride) at one of the skyway rest areas and i was with 2 other friends... our bikes were a good 100feet away and a state trooper pulls up behind our bikes and at that time im like fuck he's going to try and start shit with us now. he flips on his lights so i walk over there calmly still smoking my cig. 1st thing he says is you're all getting tickets for your license plates... so i state that from 100ft you can read all of our license plates clearly (that was the law back in the day) and we go back and forth a little bit and then he says im giving you all warnings for this and it will be in the system that i gave you a warning... whipped do.. and as he was pulling away he says "ill be waiting for you on the other side of the bridge. sure enough when we go over the bridge there he was waiting and we were going exactly the speed limit. Last edited by SayWhaa? : 11-03-2009 at 02:10 PM. |
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