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    How do you wash your anus?

    When your taking a shower do you insert your soapy finger all the way in? Or do you use a wash cloth and shove it in there? Or do you just kind of wash around it and your crack but not necessarily inside? I like to stick the corner of a bar of soap in there and kind of swivel it around and spread my ass cheeks and rub my fingers in and around it with the water rushing down my back thru my asshole and rinse it out......what is your technique?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonNoH View Post
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    Damn you must have a tight little asshole......kind of a turn on....

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    i just use my loofa thing (yes, i use those for maximum suds) and wash in the crack and the cheeks. i do this last so as to avoid spreading poop spores to my face. as for the actual tree knot, i use wet wipes when i poop so i constantly have a clean rim.
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    'cause the blow is so yummy and it keeps her tummy empty
    and makes her act more friendly


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    I have an empty shampoo bottle in my shower. I pour some body wash in it and add a little water. Then I stick it in and squeeze. I have a seperate rag that I use to wash the outside of my asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyNerdy View Post
    Damn you must have a tight little asshole......kind of a turn on....
    not really, I make circular motions
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    Quote Originally Posted by moldyhands View Post
    as for the actual tree knot, i use wet wipes when i poop so i constantly have a clean rim.
    i started doing this lately too so fresh and so clean
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    It's always the last thing I wash and I just use my sponge like I clean the rest of my body. The only time I stick my finger or jets of water up there is when I'm prepping for anal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rach View Post
    It's always the last thing I wash and I just use my sponge like I clean the rest of my body. The only time I stick my finger or jets of water up there is when I'm prepping for anal.
    wow, that kind of made me hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    i started doing this lately too so fresh and so clean
    When I am at home I poop in the master bath so i can grab a wash clothe and freshen up. I thought I was the only one!

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    i use my loofa to get the suds in the asshole area and then use my hand to get all the "tight" spots.


    a little off topic but...

    if i take a dump and shower right after i only wipe once and then get in the shower and clean up that way. sometimes it leads to poop water running down my leg into the tub.

    am i the only one that does that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capital G View Post
    i use my loofa to get the suds in the asshole area and then use my hand to get all the "tight" spots.


    a little off topic but...

    if i take a dump and shower right after i only wipe once and then get in the shower and clean up that way. sometimes it leads to poop water running down my leg into the tub.

    am i the only one that does that?
    I use to take a shower after a dump, I felt dirty But i whipped more than once
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