I-R-O-N-I-C lol Catholic calls jesus theory "laughable"

[Cal]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352277,00.html

ahahah oh man how does he actually manage to say that with a straight face?

In his upcoming biography of Jesus, "Basic Instinct" director Paul Verhoeven will make the shocking claim that Christ probably was the son of Mary and a Roman soldier who raped her during the Jewish uprising in Galilee, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Catholic League President Bill Donohue called Verhoeven's claim "laughable."

"Here we go again with idle speculation grounded in absolutely nothing," Donohue told FOXNews.com. "He has no empirical evidence to support his claim, which is why they say 'may have.'"

[ms. kat]

*snort* hahahaha, that's awesome stuff right there.

[BUDO]

Ibgod.

[thereturnofdark]

Yay another religion bashing thread......what a surprise.

[Cal]

take it at face value, a guy makes a claim and the fuckin catholic says that the OTHER guy's idea is just speculation. as though god himself has manned up in the last 2000 years to take responsibility for jesus.

if he has, please correct me.

[billybongthorton]

wheres maury when you need him

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

Too bad Paul Verhoeven doesn't have the balls to make a bio about Mohammed being a hate mongering fag. Now THAT would be laughable.

[Cal]

But everyone knows hes a hate mongering fag, not everyone knows jesus was a bastard

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

Originally Posted by Cal

But everyone knows hes a hate mongering fag, not everyone knows jesus was a bastard

Good point.

[BigBadBuick]

Man, I can usually see the funny in something, but I am missing this one. Is there evidence to suggest Mary was actually raped? Or is he just setting this up so that whenever someone says, 'you can't prove that' he can respond, 'you can't prove anything you little book of fairy tales says either!' and then the anti-God crowd can go "BRILLIANT!!! You own3d him!!!" while the rest of society sighs?


Is that it, or am I looking to deep?

[Cal]

Originally Posted by BigBadBuick

Man, I can usually see the funny in something, but I am missing this one. Is there evidence to suggest Mary was actually raped? Or is he just setting this up so that whenever someone says, 'you can't prove that' he can respond, 'you can't prove anything you little book of fairy tales says either!' and then the anti-God crowd can go "BRILLIANT!!! You own3d him!!!" while the rest of society sighs?


Is that it, or am I looking to deep?

The funny is that the bible is a fucking STORY with NO EVIDENCE. This guy does what creationists do, demand evidence they themselves lack.

Empirical evidence? Give me a fuckin break, until God gives up a DNA test and Jesus submits too, shut up about a virginal birth.

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

Originally Posted by BigBadBuick

Man, I can usually see the funny in something, but I am missing this one. Is there evidence to suggest Mary was actually raped? Or is he just setting this up so that whenever someone says, 'you can't prove that' he can respond, 'you can't prove anything you little book of fairy tales says either!' and then the anti-God crowd can go "BRILLIANT!!! You own3d him!!!" while the rest of society sighs?


Is that it, or am I looking to deep?

Yeah, you're looking too deep 3B. It's just another coward making money slamming Christianity because he's safe doing that. I'd still like to see one of these chickenshits do a movie slamming Islam...oh wait, Theo van Gogh already did that...and they killed him for it.

[Cal]

lol its because here in america, where his movie is based, christianity is more popular than islam, same reason he doesnt bash santaria

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

Originally Posted by Cal

lol its because here in america, where his movie is based, christianity is more popular than islam, same reason he doesnt bash santaria

As opposed to the Netherlands where van Gogh was murdered?

[oh1coupe]

Originally Posted by Cal

The funny is that the bible is a fucking STORY with NO EVIDENCE. This guy does what creationists do, demand evidence they themselves lack.

Empirical evidence? Give me a fuckin break, until God gives up a DNA test and Jesus submits too, shut up about a virginal birth.

human life being a random product of an explosion isn't any more plausible to me than the idea that we are a product of a more sophisticated life in a dimension to which we are physically unaware.

[Zealot]

Originally Posted by Cal

The funny is that the bible is a fucking STORY with NO EVIDENCE. This guy does what creationists do, demand evidence they themselves lack.

Not totally true there is evidence that proves many events and places in the Bible

[Kristin]

I don't know how Mary got pregnant. My guess is there was some sperm involved, not just a miracle.

Women lie about their sexual life right?

[Iroc Joe]

Wow, there is empirical evidence to support Jesus? Maybe Donohue should go back to college, and learn the meaning of "empirical."

[Derek]

Originally Posted by Chuck 98 RT/10

Too bad Paul Verhoeven doesn't have the balls to make a bio about Mohammed being a hate mongering fag. Now THAT would be laughable.

Look up Relative Privation.

And you really believe that muslims don't get bashed just as much as christians in this country?

Or do you mean by evolutionary scientist/authors like Dawkins and Hitchens? If this is what you mean then i would have to disagree.

[philliez]

Originally Posted by Kristin

Women lie about their sexual life right?

You should already know the answer to that, right?