haha ! A big rubber dick for my brother the queer!
HERES YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS CARD!
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Everyone felt shitty even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse and dad smokin grass, I'd just settled down to a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter.
Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the fucker had fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer,and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight. Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE HERE ON TF! FUCK YOU IF YOU HATE ME, APPRECIATE THE CARD IF YOU DONT!![]()
haha ! A big rubber dick for my brother the queer!
Haha! I'm literally laughing while I wait to get on the airplane.. I'm trying to hold it back so these old fucks don't look at me like I'm retarded.
Adam
University of South Florida - Graduate School
damn, i hadnt heard that in over 10 years. lol
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