Handjobs.....100% efficiency

**thereturnofdark** · 07-20-2007, 02:36 PM

Am I the only one that thinks a chick who knows how to do this well is worth her weight in gold. If you really think about it, it's basically the most efficient way for a "quick fix". I mean logically this is what a REAL "quickie" is.....No taking clothes off, no getting sweaty, no having to take a shower afterwards and hardly any mess at all......In alot of cases i sort of prefer HJ's to actually doing it....what can i say I'm a lazy guy....that and what's the use of going through all the trouble(a ton of foreplay, rubbing, touching, kissing, hugging) when in the end it all get's you to the same place........

I mean unless I love you and want to "make love" I really could care less how I climax.....as long as it involves the least amount of work on both our parts......

Newguy07 · 07-20-2007, 02:39 PM

You must date ugly girls.. The foreplay, the hugging, the kissing thatsome of the best parts....

and an organism isn't an organism there is different levels..

**thereturnofdark** · 07-20-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Newguy07

You must date ugly girls.. The foreplay, the hugging, the kissing thatsome of the best parts....

and an organism isn't an organism there is different levels..

Has nothing to do with ugly chicks.....not that I would have a problem with an ugly chick either.....As long as her hands are as soft as charmin she can perform her duties without any hesitation from me at all......

**P057** · 07-20-2007, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dukeofurl187

Am I the only one that thinks a chick who knows how to do this well is worth her weight in gold.

I really would much rather have 120 pounds of gold...

**P057** · 07-20-2007, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Newguy07

and an organism isn't an organism there is different levels..

Organism....?

**thereturnofdark** · 07-20-2007, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by P057

I really would much rather have 120 pounds of gold...

Not ALL of that 120 pounds would be gold my friend.....Just a few of those pounds. But if you want to use a comparison....while you would be digging and excavating for hours trying to find random gold nuggets just so you can go get them all melted into one to make a gold chain, i'm on the other side of the mountain walking away with a gold bar that only took me a few minutes to find......

I mean to be honest, with a chick unless I have strong feelings or love you I don't really care much if YOU get pleased or not...i mean BOTH of us are basically trying to the same place in the end, it's just we are both taking bets that the journey there will be a pleasurable one for both parties.....If I wanna take a bus there and you'd rather take a more difficult route and walk, get all sweaty and tired then that's no fault of mine.....

**Krystle Burger** · 07-20-2007, 03:04 PM

I LOVE organisms!!!!

Ian MMF · 07-20-2007, 03:07 PM

Bj>hj

**Banksy** · 07-20-2007, 03:09 PM

Hand Job Protect Song
http://www.break.com/index/the-hand-...test-song.html

**thereturnofdark** · 07-20-2007, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 4drwhore

Bj>hj

BJ/HJ go hand in hand(pun intended) my friend.......what are you an amateur or something....get the fuck outta here.......

**thereturnofdark** · 07-20-2007, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Banksy

Hand Job Protect Song
http://www.break.com/index/the-hand-...test-song.html

That's what sparked this thread.....lol

**Bucsfan** · 07-20-2007, 03:27 PM

Handjob? What is this middle school?

:jen: · 07-20-2007, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dukeofurl187

In alot of cases i sort of prefer HJ's to actually doing it....what can i say I'm a lazy guy

emilye84 · 07-20-2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dukeofurl187

of cases i sort of prefer HJ's to actually doing it....what can i say I'm a lazy guy....that and what's the use of going through all the trouble(a ton of foreplay, rubbing, touching, kissing, hugging) when in the end it all get's you to the same place........

It will get you to the same place. Alone, because she gets tired of pleasing you all the time. At least she can get something out of a quickie.

And I'm glad you prefer handjobs to actually doing it, because that's all you'll end up with eventually.

**Treysdad** · 07-20-2007, 03:54 PM

I'd rather be 4 and 3/32 inches deep in some pussy any day rather than getting a hand job.

**moldyhands** · 07-20-2007, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by P057

I really would much rather have 120 pounds of gold...

ha ha, i was thinking the same thing

and i hate hand jobs. if i'm going to get jerked off, i might as well do it myself. if a girl is going to get me off, it should be with a hole of hers (mouth, vagina, ass). the only time i will get jerked off around a woman (or jerk myself off), is when i'm going to cum on her face. then it's OK.

PS - you don't get sweaty with a blow job.

Newguy07 · 07-20-2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Treysdad

I'd rather be 4 and 3/32 inches deep in some pussy any day rather than getting a hand job.

hell ya!!.. a hot wet pussy where you can THRUST!!... I dont know but there is something about being able to thrust that is 10x better than just a hand job...

Also, when my g/f sometimes her pussy juices are just SOO nice.. espically after her period it is like warm and creamy.. DAMN!!

Newguy07 · 07-20-2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dukeofurl187

Am I the only one that thinks a chick who knows how to do this well is worth her weight in gold. If you really think about it, it's basically the most efficient way for a "quick fix". I mean logically this is what a REAL "quickie" is.....No taking clothes off, no getting sweaty, no having to take a shower afterwards and hardly any mess at all......In alot of cases i sort of prefer HJ's to actually doing it....what can i say I'm a lazy guy....that and what's the use of going through all the trouble(a ton of foreplay, rubbing, touching, kissing, hugging) when in the end it all get's you to the same place........

I mean unless I love you and want to "make love" I really could care less how I climax.....as long as it involves the least amount of work on both our parts......

just curious how many times have you had "sex"...

Ian MMF · 07-20-2007, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dukeofurl187

BJ/HJ go hand in hand(pun intended) my friend.......what are you an amateur or something....get the fuck outta here.......

Actually they don't. If they did they would be called the same thing. Many people get off with hand jobs but now blow jobs and vice versa.

Me an amateur? You don't want to mess with this big dog, literally.

Newguy07 · 07-20-2007, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 4drwhore

Actually they don't. If they did they would be called the same thing. Many people get off with hand jobs but now blow jobs and vice versa.

Me an amateur? You don't want to mess with this big dog, literally.

I think he meant when a girl sucks a dick she uses her mouth and hands.. I perfer when a girl can do it without using hands.. or with the hands on the balls..

07-20-2007, 02:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
thereturnofdark This is why i'm hot Location: tampa	Handjobs.....100% efficiency Am I the only one that thinks a chick who knows how to do this well is worth her weight in gold. If you really think about it, it's basically the most efficient way for a "quick fix". I mean logically this is what a REAL "quickie" is.....No taking clothes off, no getting sweaty, no having to take a shower afterwards and hardly any mess at all......In alot of cases i sort of prefer HJ's to actually doing it....what can i say I'm a lazy guy....that and what's the use of going through all the trouble(a ton of foreplay, rubbing, touching, kissing, hugging) when in the end it all get's you to the same place........ I mean unless I love you and want to "make love" I really could care less how I climax.....as long as it involves the least amount of work on both our parts......

07-20-2007, 02:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Newguy07 Registered User	You must date ugly girls.. The foreplay, the hugging, the kissing thatsome of the best parts.... and an organism isn't an organism there is different levels..

07-20-2007, 03:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
Krystle Burger Just telling it how it is Location: New Tampa	I LOVE organisms!!!!

07-20-2007, 03:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ian MMF Omnipotence Location: Melbourne, FL	Bj>hj

07-20-2007, 03:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
Banksy I'm your huckleberry. Location: Agrestic	Hand Job Protect Song http://www.break.com/index/the-hand-...test-song.html

07-20-2007, 03:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bucsfan Have Fub!™ Location: Tampa, FL	Handjob? What is this middle school?

07-20-2007, 03:54 PM	#15 (permalink)
Treysdad Now taking applications! Location: Peeking in your window!	I'd rather be 4 and 3/32 inches deep in some pussy any day rather than getting a hand job.