Handjobs.....100% efficiency - Page 2

**P057** · 07-20-2007, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Newguy07

just curious how many times have you had "sex"...

I'm just curious if you know the meaning of "organism"...

**Puto** · 07-20-2007, 05:32 PM

I've never gotten off on BJs or HJs, I'll take the pink any day.

**thereturnofdark** · 07-20-2007, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by P057

I'm just curious if you know the meaning of "organism"...

**thereturnofdark** · 07-20-2007, 05:40 PM

Like i said....if I'm in a relationship and i have feelings for a chick then it'll be fondue time whenever it's clever and you better believe that we'll be going to every season game @ fenway park and sitting in the VIP section even when there are rain delays....

but i'm referring to your run of the mill garden variety skank that you end up doing at whatever fortunate occassion. If i don't have feelings for or care about you it isn't like i'm going to go out of my way to "please" you. I mean i'm sort of a perfectionist so i'll give it the jolly ole strole through the tradesman's entrance but as far as me "caring" whether or not you enjoyed it......meh.......

**thereturnofdark** · 07-20-2007, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by emilye84

And I'm glad you prefer handjobs to actually doing it, because that's all you'll end up with eventually.

What makes you think I exactly have a problem with that......

emilye84 · 07-20-2007, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dukeofurl187

What makes you think I exactly have a problem with that......

You don't have a problem with jerking off alone forever? Have fun!

**thereturnofdark** · 07-20-2007, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by emilye84

You don't have a problem with jerking off alone forever? Have fun!

I didn't mean it like that smart ass

. I was meaning to the degree like I don't have to go around chasing ass all the time. Sex isn't a huge deal for me....there are WAY more pleasureable things.

On a side note just because i may not hump anyone doesn't mean I will be alone........I've known people that get ass all the time but hardly have anyone that care about them at all.......

BreakingIN · 07-20-2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Newguy07

hell ya!!.. a hot wet pussy where you can THRUST!!... I dont know but there is something about being able to thrust that is 10x better than just a hand job...

Also, when my g/f sometimes her pussy juices are just SOO nice.. espically after her period it is like warm and creamy.. DAMN!!

I can only say one thing...

Seriously?

BreakingIN · 07-20-2007, 07:40 PM

But on the whole topic...

If that is what you want then sure have at it...

But when he doesn't have too much time or doesn't want to take a shower or any of that... I get a mouth full..

which I'm 100% okay with...

But I never just use my hands... wet and warm> dry

**P057** · 07-20-2007, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BreakingIN

But when he don't have too much time or doesn't want to take a shower or any of that... I get a mouth full..

I really would've thought that'd be the perfect time to take a shower.... unless you like the smell of stinky nutsack?

BreakingIN · 07-20-2007, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by P057

I really would've thought that'd be the perfect time to take a shower.... unless you like the smell of stinky nutsack?

If the boys are going to be in my mouth
He has to be clean... I'm saying if he doesn't want to have sex because he doesn't want to have to take a shower or anything... then i'll go for it...

I don't get my mouth near stinky balls...

Rotary7 · 07-22-2007, 02:24 PM

+1 on the clean factor.

I myself wouldnt want my sweaty balls in a chicks mouth..

If she doesnt care,then she cant be to clean herself.

neonnight · 07-22-2007, 03:05 PM

the only way a HJ would come in handy ( lol no pun intended ) would be if i was armless and could not do it myself

**Mars_302** · 07-22-2007, 03:36 PM

females arent that great at hand jobs in my expierence

**nikki.** · 07-22-2007, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dukeofurl187

Sex isn't a huge deal for me....there are WAY more pleasureable things.

What are these things? Because I would really like to know.

07-20-2007, 07:40 PM	#29 (permalink)
BreakingIN Or getting out. Location: Riverview	But on the whole topic... If that is what you want then sure have at it... But when he doesn't have too much time or doesn't want to take a shower or any of that... I get a mouth full.. which I'm 100% okay with... But I never just use my hands... wet and warm> dry Last edited by BreakingIN : 07-20-2007 at 07:43 PM.

07-20-2007, 05:32 PM	#22 (permalink)
Puto Dr. Pink Location: At the foot of your bed.	I've never gotten off on BJs or HJs, I'll take the pink any day.

07-20-2007, 05:40 PM	#24 (permalink)
thereturnofdark This is why i'm hot Location: tampa	Like i said....if I'm in a relationship and i have feelings for a chick then it'll be fondue time whenever it's clever and you better believe that we'll be going to every season game @ fenway park and sitting in the VIP section even when there are rain delays.... but i'm referring to your run of the mill garden variety skank that you end up doing at whatever fortunate occassion. If i don't have feelings for or care about you it isn't like i'm going to go out of my way to "please" you. I mean i'm sort of a perfectionist so i'll give it the jolly ole strole through the tradesman's entrance but as far as me "caring" whether or not you enjoyed it......meh.......

07-22-2007, 02:24 PM	#32 (permalink)
Rotary7 Get Down-Or-Stay Down Location: 813	+1 on the clean factor. I myself wouldnt want my sweaty balls in a chicks mouth.. If she doesnt care,then she cant be to clean herself.

07-22-2007, 03:05 PM	#33 (permalink)
neonnight Registered User	the only way a HJ would come in handy ( lol no pun intended ) would be if i was armless and could not do it myself

07-22-2007, 03:36 PM	#34 (permalink)
Mars_302 Race Photographer	females arent that great at hand jobs in my expierence