I want a vasectomy. (Updated! 9-18-09) - Page 3

Love Doctor · 10-20-2009, 02:09 AM

UPDATE: I finally got mine done!

Here are the highlights of my expirence:

1) Needle to my balls, made both my legs lock up stright for about 6 secs!

2) Smell of my burning flesh was odd

3) Having another man put my underwear back on cause I couldnt do it myself was degrating.

4) Showering and accidently dripping shampoo in the general area of the procedure was a tooth grinding expirence to say the least.

5) Sleeping with frozen vegtables bags under your boys was interesting

6) Gathering enough courage to Bust that first nut... well.... you kind of brace yourself for possible pain, but I never felt any... just more pressure; like if you been drinking all night and finally took that first must needed power piss!

All and all, I'm glad I did it.

PEACE-

**lexusondubs** · 10-20-2009, 02:46 AM

damn man you guys are brave !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i diddnt know this was soo popular

**BAMF** · 10-20-2009, 03:02 AM

I'll take TheCondoms for 500, Alex.

**lexusondubs** · 10-20-2009, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by BAMF

I'll take TheCondoms for 500, Alex.

ROFL

**NeENeRs** · 10-21-2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by P057

Yeah, she was really grossed out the first time i showed her.

After that, i made sure to just fap all the blood out to save her from seeing it. I'm a good b/f

I find it kind of ironic that it's a big deal for you two if I have a little blood in my semen and you guys have much larger volumes of pure blood come out your vag's every month

yeah but you're not lapping away at our vags when that shit is occurring

**NeENeRs** · 10-21-2009, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BAMF

I'll take TheCondoms for 500, Alex.

or if you're in a marriage/long-term relationship, make that ho get mirena. it ends up being cheaper and is more effective than a vasectomy.

**NeENeRs** · 10-21-2009, 05:31 PM

not to mention there's no buring ball meat involved

**MianoSM** · 10-21-2009, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by NeENeRs

yeah but you're not lapping away at our vags when that shit is occurring

**Mars_302** · 10-21-2009, 07:06 PM

red wings? what?

**rainmkr** · 10-21-2009, 08:43 PM

Damn I want to do it just for the temporary bloody cum shots!

Alex-S · 10-21-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Love Doctor

Having another man put my underwear back on cause I couldnt do it myself was degrating.

../

IamSuprAwsum · 10-22-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NeENeRs

or if you're in a marriage/long-term relationship, make that ho get mirena. it ends up being cheaper and is more effective than a vasectomy.

Birth control is more effective than completely separating the sperm tube?

**P057** · 11-07-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by NeENeRs

or if you're in a marriage/long-term relationship, make that ho get mirena. it ends up being cheaper and is more effective than a vasectomy.

So they pay you to be on mirena..? I dont get it.

My shit was free yo.

btw -- still 100% pain free and i get to do my first sperm checks in about a week to test for the little life-ruiners.

Love docter - wtf? It's a tiny bit of local anaesthetic you wuss, you shouldnt have had the doc to everything for you lol.

You'll be fine soon.

Cornwalace · 11-07-2009, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jchauncey

Birth control is more effective than completely separating the sperm tube?

Tying up the falopian tubes (especially after pregnancy) is cheaper and more effective than getting surgery.

Not to mention, women are more content with the progeny they have after they have it, so, it's just logical for them to tie up their tubes..

**P057** · 11-07-2009, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cornwalace

Tying up the falopian tubes (especially after pregnancy) is cheaper and more effective than getting surgery.

Not to mention, women are more content with the progeny they have after they have it, so, it's just logical for them to tie up their tubes..

Where did this come from?

Neeners was talking about Mirena, a sort of wire they tie up in the cervix or some shit. Go google it.

It's considered a reversible form of BC.

Not bad of an option either.

cracker · 11-08-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by P057

Where did this come from?

Neeners was talking about Mirena, a sort of wire they tie up in the cervix or some shit. Go google it.

It's considered a reversible form of BC.

Not bad of an option either.

One of my ex's used to be a Pharm Rep for AZ (the company that makes Mirena). Its an IUD that plugs up the cervix so the 'lil swimmers can't knock the chick up. It lasts for 5 years and can be removed whenever the chick wants. Mad easy and effective.

neonnight · 11-09-2009, 11:50 PM

hell ya it still feels the same. worry free also. i think it has made sex that much better.

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Originally Posted by Trip

Okay, so now that you're sterile, does it still feel the same when you bust a nut?

**satanshatch** · 11-10-2009, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NeENeRs

james is all taking notes up in hurr

little late isn't it?

**hacker style** · 11-11-2009, 10:46 PM

this thread makes my balls hurt

**P057** · 11-13-2009, 06:05 PM

Woohoo!

Tested my sperm last night!

So far, I am at a point below the level of risking pregnancy. basically I'm sterile!

I get checked again in another 2 weeks but so far so good. Girlfriend is already excited about stopping the consumption of those stupid pills.

10-20-2009, 02:09 AM	#41 (permalink)
Love Doctor SOOFIERCE Location: Lakeland	UPDATE: I finally got mine done! Here are the highlights of my expirence: 1) Needle to my balls, made both my legs lock up stright for about 6 secs! 2) Smell of my burning flesh was odd 3) Having another man put my underwear back on cause I couldnt do it myself was degrating. 4) Showering and accidently dripping shampoo in the general area of the procedure was a tooth grinding expirence to say the least. 5) Sleeping with frozen vegtables bags under your boys was interesting 6) Gathering enough courage to Bust that first nut... well.... you kind of brace yourself for possible pain, but I never felt any... just more pressure; like if you been drinking all night and finally took that first must needed power piss! All and all, I'm glad I did it. PEACE-

10-20-2009, 02:46 AM	#42 (permalink)
lexusondubs Administrator	damn man you guys are brave !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i diddnt know this was soo popular

10-20-2009, 03:02 AM	#43 (permalink)
BAMF Thread TERRORIST Location: Tampa, FL	I'll take TheCondoms for 500, Alex.

10-21-2009, 05:31 PM	#47 (permalink)
NeENeRs i love you til the end <3 Location: St Pete	not to mention there's no buring ball meat involved

10-21-2009, 07:06 PM	#49 (permalink)
Mars_302 Race Photographer	red wings? what?

10-21-2009, 08:43 PM	#50 (permalink)
rainmkr my fingers, they tingle. Location: VM Ybor	Damn I want to do it just for the temporary bloody cum shots!

11-11-2009, 10:46 PM	#59 (permalink)
hacker style thine self Location: parlevu	this thread makes my balls hurt

11-13-2009, 06:05 PM	#60 (permalink)
P057 ifuckingsuck Location: kansas	Woohoo! Tested my sperm last night! So far, I am at a point below the level of risking pregnancy. basically I'm sterile! I get checked again in another 2 weeks but so far so good. Girlfriend is already excited about stopping the consumption of those stupid pills.