Porn questions... - Page 3

DirtyShroomz · 08-25-2009, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Josh

man you really have something to prove here don't you? before you answer....no one care's about your S.O.'s gash unless their cock was inside of it. true story.

Yes... I have lot's to prove... mainly that you're a sad individual... now go jack off and lift that stress from your shoulders, God knows you don't have anyone doing it for you.

DirtyShroomz · 08-25-2009, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Josh

also

I don't know what that means, but I find it cute you would take the time out of your day to go look for and post a video to... I guess, insult me?

Capital G · 08-25-2009, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyShroomz

i like how every dumb fuck on this website takes things literal when they know damn well it isn't.... but it's okay....

let me rephrase cause I see a lot of boys on this thread getting their panties in a bunch from their love of jacking off...

If you have a girlfriend, and you find the need to still jack off constantly, then your girlfriend probably isn't that good in bed.

actually its quite normal for a healthy guy w. a normal sex drive to jack off while in a relationship.

for example. you wanna get off but she's at work, out of town, etc....

instead of thinking there's something wrong with the girls we're with you may want to check on your testosterone levels.

DirtyShroomz · 08-25-2009, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Capital G

actually its quite normal for a healthy guy w. a normal sex drive to jack off while in a relationship.

for example. you wanna get off but she's at work, out of town, etc....

instead of thinking there's something wrong with the girls we're with you may want to check on your testosterone levels.

It is obvious the TF community lacks reading comprehension...
Please... find me a post where I said I don't do it... I said I don't do it CONSTANTLY as the OP and half of you guys on here, but yes I guess I should test my testosterone levels... That's the answer!

Capital G · 08-25-2009, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyShroomz

u got a girl and still jack off? u r either gay, or your girl has a nasty smellin pussy......

1. either go get some dick since apparently you like watching other men fuck women or
2. get your girl to watch porn with you

i can read just fine. based on your first line your say "u got a girl and still jack off? u r either gay, or your girl has a nasty smellin pussy...... ".

let me fix it for you. "u got a girl and still jack off daily? u r either gay, or your girl has a nasty smellin pussy...... ".

had you said that you might gather a little credibility.

although i could say.

im not a gay shrooms. it's just that my cock is so big and my fucking skills are so amazing that my girl cant handle more then two fuckings a day. i have so much testosterone flowing through my manly body that i need to get off at least 3 times a day. therefore i have to jack off once a day.

learn how to fuck and grow a bigger cock so you know what im talking about.

DirtyShroomz · 08-25-2009, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Capital G

i can read just fine. based on your first line your say "u got a girl and still jack off? u r either gay, or your girl has a nasty smellin pussy...... ".

let me fix it for you. "u got a girl and still jack off daily? u r either gay, or your girl has a nasty smellin pussy...... ".

had you said that you might gather a little credibility.

although i could say.

im not a gay shrooms. it's just that my cock is so big and my fucking skills are so amazing that my girl cant handle more then two fuckings a day. i have so much testosterone flowing through my manly body that i need to get off at least 3 times a day. therefore i have to jack off once a day.

learn how to fuck and grow a bigger cock so you know what im talking about.

Aww... I'm sorry I hurt your feelings so bad you had to reply by telling me to grow a bigger dick. I did run out of Enzyte, can I borrow some of yours?
I do feel bad for you and your jack off crew... maybe you boys should get a circle jerk going.

Capital G · 08-25-2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyShroomz

Aww... I'm sorry I hurt your feelings so bad you had to reply by telling me to grow a bigger dick. I did run out of Enzyte, can I borrow some of yours?
I do feel bad for you and your jack off crew... maybe you boys should get a circle jerk going.

no silly. i was just saying "I could say". does not mean that's how i REALLY feel about you.

just playing the devil's advocate. know what i mean?

although two things just happened.

1. you do not know how to read.
2. you got offended assuming i meant you had a small dick. i wonder why?

let's just put all these nonsense behind us and give me a dutch rutter

DirtyShroomz · 08-25-2009, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Capital G

no silly. i was just saying "I could say". does not mean that's how i REALLY feel about you.

just playing the devil's advocate. know what i mean?

although two things just happened.

1. you do not know how to read.
2. you got offended assuming i meant you had a small dick. i wonder why?

let's just put all these nonsense behind us and give me a dutch rutter

1. If I tell you grow a dick... you would assume I'm thinking you have a small one or don't have one at all...

2. If you visit my profile... right under "Books" you'll find your answer.

3. That movie was great... though Joe would probably be a much better candidate.

**BAMF** · 08-25-2009, 01:16 AM

Sometimes, when I masturbate, I stick my finger into my asshole. But only a little bit. I don't like to go too far in.

Capital G · 08-25-2009, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BAMF

Sometimes, when I masturbate, I stick my finger into my asshole. But only a little bit. I don't like to go too far in.

you mad gay son. you should have your girl stick her finger up your ass.

**BAMF** · 08-25-2009, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Capital G

you mad gay son. you should have your girl stick her finger up your ass.

Dude, I was doing that with my ex back when she was 16 and I was 18. Appearently, by DirtyShroomz' (who is terrified of his own insecurities in his sexualitiy, even though he'll never admit it) definition I'm pretty gay while I'm fucking girls.

DirtyShroomz · 08-25-2009, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by BAMF

Dude, I was doing that with my ex back when she was 16 and I was 18. Appearently, by DirtyShroomz' (who is terrified of his own insecurities in his sexualitiy, even though he'll never admit it) definition I'm pretty gay while I'm fucking girls.

You really are gay huh? I mean... literally, as in you like taking dick up your ass. No wonder your one of the nominees for the lamest poster on FFA. Trust me I'm not insecure of shit but letting your girlfriend stick her finger up your ass? You just took it to another gay level....

All right... good night ladies!

**BAMF** · 08-25-2009, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyShroomz

You really are gay huh? I mean... literally, as in you like taking dick up your ass. No wonder your one of the nominees for the lamest poster on FFA. Trust me I'm not insecure of shit but letting your girlfriend stick her finger up your ass? You just took it to another gay level....

All right... good night ladies!

Hell yeah man. While I'm having sex with a GIRL I'm just a complete homo.

Lets say that again. While I'm having sex with a GIRL, I'm a complete fucking homo.

(actually, I never had anything in my ass during sex, only during blowjobs and 69ing. And that was quite fun, as I generally had something in her ass)

You're such a fucking homophobe its kinda sad, actually. At first it was funny, but now its kinda sad; I really do think something really fucked up happened to you in your past or you have some real sexuality conflicts to be so fearful.

MR-2 · 08-26-2009, 03:43 AM

my girl just gets pissed cause she would rather me do her then porn.... but porn is just so easy..... rub one out real quick and its over.....
with your girl, its making out.. then oral... then lots of motions.... then cleaning up... its just so much work if your really tired and just not that in the mood

wish i had a silvia · 08-26-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MR-2

my girl just gets pissed cause she would rather me do her then porn.... but porn is just so easy..... rub one out real quick and its over.....
with your girl, its making out.. then oral... then lots of motions.... then cleaning up... its just so much work if your really tired and just not that in the mood

+1 as stated before, its too convenient.

DirtyShroomz · 08-27-2009, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by BAMF

Hell yeah man. While I'm having sex with a GIRL I'm just a complete homo.

Lets say that again. While I'm having sex with a GIRL, I'm a complete fucking homo.

(actually, I never had anything in my ass during sex, only during blowjobs and 69ing. And that was quite fun, as I generally had something in her ass)

You're such a fucking homophobe its kinda sad, actually. At first it was funny, but now its kinda sad; I really do think something really fucked up happened to you in your past or you have some real sexuality conflicts to be so fearful.

Hey bro, if your excuse is "it's 2009 and you shouldn't be afraid of your sexuality" and whatever other excuse you want to use to justify having something up your ass make you feel better about yourself and what you're doing, then go ahead... I'm not afraid of my sexuality, I'm just not a f@gg0t (nothing against them). Having something up my fucking asshole is not my idea of a good time during sex.

I tell you what.... cocaine is a hell of a drug

**NeENeRs** · 08-29-2009, 06:21 PM

wow dirtyshrooms is one angry, narrow-minded individual.

i see nothing wrong with watching porn or masturbating when you're in a relationship.

i love porn. i watch it pretty often. while i don't masturbate very often and my someone claims not to, the only time anyone in a relationship should get mad over it is if it's replacing them.

if my boyfriend was masturbating but not fucking me or vice versa, there'd be problems. but everyone has needs and, like gordy said, sometimes schedules conflict and you just really need to get your rocks off.... which is where a little bit o porn and some clicky-clicky/jerky-jerky comes in handy.

nipster · 08-29-2009, 07:12 PM

How about some porn to break up the hostility.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...29636a454bd8d2

This chick is from Tampa

DirtyShroomz · 08-30-2009, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NeENeRs

wow dirtyshrooms is one angry, narrow-minded individual.

i see nothing wrong with watching porn or masturbating when you're in a relationship.

i love porn. i watch it pretty often. while i don't masturbate very often and my someone claims not to, the only time anyone in a relationship should get mad over it is if it's replacing them.

if my boyfriend was masturbating but not fucking me or vice versa, there'd be problems. but everyone has needs and, like gordy said, sometimes schedules conflict and you just really need to get your rocks off.... which is where a little bit o porn and some clicky-clicky/jerky-jerky comes in handy.

This can go both ways..

Wow Neeners is one dumb illiterate fuck

I'm sorry I upset the whole TF Jacking Off community! Keep jerking guys! You know, there's even a video! Check it out, it's called "Teach Me How To Jerk" by "Audio Push".

**NeENeRs** · 08-30-2009, 04:58 PM

i'm dumb/illiterate how?

no need to attempt low blows. my statement was accurate; your posts have been angry and it's obvious that you're narrow-minded about the topic at hand.

nothing in my post insinuated illiteracy and it's quite obvious that i'm far from dumb.

08-30-2009, 04:58 PM	#60 (permalink)
NeENeRs fuckin catalina winemixer Location: St Pete	i'm dumb/illiterate how? no need to attempt low blows. my statement was accurate; your posts have been angry and it's obvious that you're narrow-minded about the topic at hand. nothing in my post insinuated illiteracy and it's quite obvious that i'm far from dumb. Last edited by NeENeRs : 08-30-2009 at 05:00 PM.

08-25-2009, 01:16 AM	#49 (permalink)
BAMF Thread TERRORIST Location: Tampa, FL	Sometimes, when I masturbate, I stick my finger into my asshole. But only a little bit. I don't like to go too far in.

08-26-2009, 03:43 AM	#54 (permalink)
MR-2 Registered User Location: Tampa	my girl just gets pissed cause she would rather me do her then porn.... but porn is just so easy..... rub one out real quick and its over..... with your girl, its making out.. then oral... then lots of motions.... then cleaning up... its just so much work if your really tired and just not that in the mood

08-29-2009, 06:21 PM	#57 (permalink)
NeENeRs fuckin catalina winemixer Location: St Pete	wow dirtyshrooms is one angry, narrow-minded individual. i see nothing wrong with watching porn or masturbating when you're in a relationship. i love porn. i watch it pretty often. while i don't masturbate very often and my someone claims not to, the only time anyone in a relationship should get mad over it is if it's replacing them. if my boyfriend was masturbating but not fucking me or vice versa, there'd be problems. but everyone has needs and, like gordy said, sometimes schedules conflict and you just really need to get your rocks off.... which is where a little bit o porn and some clicky-clicky/jerky-jerky comes in handy.

08-29-2009, 07:12 PM	#58 (permalink)
nipster Go Gators Location: Gator Nation	How about some porn to break up the hostility. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...29636a454bd8d2 This chick is from Tampa