Whats your worst date ever?

**Tackleberry** · 08-18-2005, 08:29 PM

well? discuss it!

**NeC** · 08-18-2005, 08:33 PM

Anything i have done in the past 3+ years.

starbucks · 08-18-2005, 08:59 PM

Prom night 11th grade. Real sweet and cute girl named Karen. BUT!!! Her mom apparently tried to kill herself unsuccessfully the day before the prom. I did not know this until many days after the prom. When I picked her up she did not tell me a thing. She went through the entire prom without smiling or saying much of anything and wanted to go straight to her home when it was over. Knowing what I know now, I cannot believe that she even went to the prom under such trauma.... I mean who would have blamed her for cancelling. Anyway, since I did not find out what was going on for several days I thought "CRAP", I must be the worst date she ever had! She was not even at school for several days, and I did not even call her because I thought that she hated my guts or something. I was at a total loss during the date and for days after until I found out. Once I found out what happened I was both relieved that perhaps I was not the most pathetic date ever and sad for her and what she must have been going through.

Ansipants · 08-18-2005, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by NeC

Anything i have done in the past 3+ years.

3yrs 3 days to be precise

tampamax · 08-18-2005, 10:29 PM

I have a feeling i'm about to have "the one" here in a couple days. I'll report back with a play by play debriefing.

**Tom** · 08-18-2005, 10:36 PM

i was set up on a blind date like 4 years ago, i met up w/ the girl who was at my friends house (his gf tried to set me up) and he happened to live right next door to me. I was so turned off when i first saw the chick i faked getting a phone call and told them i had to go home it was somthing important....LOL so i left them w/ her as the third wheel to go to the movies as planned... hahahaaa!!!

so i guess i avoided the worst date ever????

**Tackleberry** · 08-18-2005, 10:38 PM

mine was the asian chick i was seeing for a bit...

she was hot, cute, nice ass....we fucked every time she came over...then she tells me after about 3 weeks that she was married...thats not the worst date, but the worst news

**NeC** · 08-18-2005, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by phinger

mine was the asian chick i was seeing for a bit...

she was hot, cute, nice ass....we fucked every time she came over...then she tells me after about 3 weeks that she was married...thats not the worst date, but the worst news

I dont see how. You should have kept tagging it.

**Tackleberry** · 08-18-2005, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by NeC

I dont see how. You should have kept tagging it.

well she went back home for about 3 months...she told me right before she left...so when she gets back i hope she calls...cuz hell yea ill keep tagging that shit

**VeronicATM** · 08-18-2005, 11:58 PM

I'ver never been on a real date so I couldn't tell ya.

**Vito_Corleone** · 08-19-2005, 12:01 AM

I don't date.

**auxilium** · 08-19-2005, 12:03 AM

I did the blind date thing back in 2002. We were both into sports and we both enjoy baseball. So I took her to a Rays game (forgot who they were playing) We both were under 21 at the time, so clubs/bars weren't an option. I'd say about the 4th Inning I had totally lost interest in even wanting to continue getting to know this chick. On her stupid ass cell phone every few minutes, wanting to go smoke a cigg during a good part of the game, yapping my goddamn ear off about something funny her friend just told her on the phone.

If she didn't like me when she saw me, she shoulda said so. I wish I could be a complete asshole sometimes.

**Mars_302** · 08-19-2005, 12:03 AM

I hope to avoid a bad date

**...mikey** · 08-19-2005, 01:28 AM

I won't even mention any blind dates, those stopped being allowed when I was 16.

I took a girl on a date to see the movie Swimfan one time. I had no clue what it was about, and the entire movie I just sat there like.. oh..god.

**Steve B** · 08-19-2005, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ansipants

3yrs 3 days to be precise

that sounds like a rib....

**Xiwei** · 08-19-2005, 02:02 AM

sophmore homecoming

asked the girl on the date, got the tickets, flowers, stuff. the day before, she said she no longer wants to go with me. i ended up by myself at the dance for 2 hours. i saw her there too, stupid.

ended up gone fishing till 4 in the morning and did a prank to the local tiki bar

danmark007 · 08-19-2005, 02:09 AM

Blind Date...went to meet the girl at her house, she had a friend over. i had no idea what she looked like but i was given a decent description of her. i call her as i'm driving through her neighborhood cause i was lost so she and her friend came outside to meet me. i see both of them as i'm pulling up. they were both spanish. i jump outta my car with a big ass smile on my face because the taller one was cute as hell. i approach them looking at the cute one the whole time and introduce myself. must i tell you what happened? the cute one was the friend. my blind date was the fuking oompa loompa snaggle tooth go-fetch-a-bone bitch. there is no way in hell they couldn't have seen my jaw drop when i found out. i had to pick it up off the floor after i regained conciousness. needless to say, the date was horrible. i told them it was too late to hit the movies so we ended up driving around. the whole time, and i kid you not, the farm animal was trying to caress my hair and kiss my neck/ear. we went to a gas station and i ran to the bathroom, called up a friend. i told him the scenario and he agreed to help me out. (keep in mind, i was only like 16 or 17 at the time.) so we all get back in the car and 10 minutes later i get a phone call. apparently my brother was getting arrested for a dui. so i told the girls that family came first and left in a real hurry. i got multiple phone calls from her that evening and the rest of the week. i finally got the balls to tell her i didn't think it was gonna work out. THE END

Chuck 98 RT/10 · 08-19-2005, 07:03 AM

Chicks have the best "worst date" stories.

Guy's "worst date" stories are all pretty much the same. "She was fat, so I bailed."

**Vito_Corleone** · 08-19-2005, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck 98 RT/10

Chicks have the best "worst date" stories.

Guy's "worst date" stories are all pretty much the same. "She was fat, so I bailed."

Or, "yea, so i thought i was gonna score... and turned out she was a dude".

I always hate that.

**jabtay** · 08-19-2005, 07:23 AM

I met up with a girl i had been talking to for a while at a little sports bar. Well we get to drinking and get a little food. we start playing pool, and I guess she is getting pretty drunk becasue she is trying to screw everyone there except me. So she ventures off to another table where i see some guy standing there with his hand on her ass. So I acted like I got a call went to the truck and left her dumb ass with a $100+ bill...stupid bitch will think about that next time she is on a date.

08-18-2005, 08:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tackleberry Animal Mother Location: The Desert	Whats your worst date ever? well? discuss it!

08-18-2005, 08:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
NeC Who wants to touch me? Location: Tampa	Anything i have done in the past 3+ years.

08-18-2005, 08:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
starbucks double-edged Location: Largo	Prom night 11th grade. Real sweet and cute girl named Karen. BUT!!! Her mom apparently tried to kill herself unsuccessfully the day before the prom. I did not know this until many days after the prom. When I picked her up she did not tell me a thing. She went through the entire prom without smiling or saying much of anything and wanted to go straight to her home when it was over. Knowing what I know now, I cannot believe that she even went to the prom under such trauma.... I mean who would have blamed her for cancelling. Anyway, since I did not find out what was going on for several days I thought "CRAP", I must be the worst date she ever had! She was not even at school for several days, and I did not even call her because I thought that she hated my guts or something. I was at a total loss during the date and for days after until I found out. Once I found out what happened I was both relieved that perhaps I was not the most pathetic date ever and sad for her and what she must have been going through.

08-18-2005, 10:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
tampamax Registered User Location: st. pete	I have a feeling i'm about to have "the one" here in a couple days. I'll report back with a play by play debriefing.

08-18-2005, 10:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tom Strict Machine Location: My house	i was set up on a blind date like 4 years ago, i met up w/ the girl who was at my friends house (his gf tried to set me up) and he happened to live right next door to me. I was so turned off when i first saw the chick i faked getting a phone call and told them i had to go home it was somthing important....LOL so i left them w/ her as the third wheel to go to the movies as planned... hahahaaa!!! so i guess i avoided the worst date ever????

08-18-2005, 10:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
Tackleberry Animal Mother Location: The Desert	mine was the asian chick i was seeing for a bit... she was hot, cute, nice ass....we fucked every time she came over...then she tells me after about 3 weeks that she was married...thats not the worst date, but the worst news

08-18-2005, 11:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
VeronicATM Don't bother.. Location: Da burg	I'ver never been on a real date so I couldn't tell ya.

08-19-2005, 12:01 AM	#11 (permalink)
Vito_Corleone TR Balla Donor Supreme Location: Orlando	I don't date.

08-19-2005, 12:03 AM	#12 (permalink)
auxilium sometime after noon Location: Florida	I did the blind date thing back in 2002. We were both into sports and we both enjoy baseball. So I took her to a Rays game (forgot who they were playing) We both were under 21 at the time, so clubs/bars weren't an option. I'd say about the 4th Inning I had totally lost interest in even wanting to continue getting to know this chick. On her stupid ass cell phone every few minutes, wanting to go smoke a cigg during a good part of the game, yapping my goddamn ear off about something funny her friend just told her on the phone. If she didn't like me when she saw me, she shoulda said so. I wish I could be a complete asshole sometimes.

08-19-2005, 12:03 AM	#13 (permalink)
Mars_302 Race Photographer	I hope to avoid a bad date

08-19-2005, 01:28 AM	#14 (permalink)
...mikey putting on the ritz Location: orlando	I won't even mention any blind dates, those stopped being allowed when I was 16. I took a girl on a date to see the movie Swimfan one time. I had no clue what it was about, and the entire movie I just sat there like.. oh..god.

08-19-2005, 02:02 AM	#16 (permalink)
Xiwei Kung Fu comes standard™ Location: Sarasota	sophmore homecoming asked the girl on the date, got the tickets, flowers, stuff. the day before, she said she no longer wants to go with me. i ended up by myself at the dance for 2 hours. i saw her there too, stupid. ended up gone fishing till 4 in the morning and did a prank to the local tiki bar

08-19-2005, 02:09 AM	#17 (permalink)
danmark007 Registered Abuser Location: S. Tampa	Blind Date...went to meet the girl at her house, she had a friend over. i had no idea what she looked like but i was given a decent description of her. i call her as i'm driving through her neighborhood cause i was lost so she and her friend came outside to meet me. i see both of them as i'm pulling up. they were both spanish. i jump outta my car with a big ass smile on my face because the taller one was cute as hell. i approach them looking at the cute one the whole time and introduce myself. must i tell you what happened? the cute one was the friend. my blind date was the fuking oompa loompa snaggle tooth go-fetch-a-bone bitch. there is no way in hell they couldn't have seen my jaw drop when i found out. i had to pick it up off the floor after i regained conciousness. needless to say, the date was horrible. i told them it was too late to hit the movies so we ended up driving around. the whole time, and i kid you not, the farm animal was trying to caress my hair and kiss my neck/ear. we went to a gas station and i ran to the bathroom, called up a friend. i told him the scenario and he agreed to help me out. (keep in mind, i was only like 16 or 17 at the time.) so we all get back in the car and 10 minutes later i get a phone call. apparently my brother was getting arrested for a dui. so i told the girls that family came first and left in a real hurry. i got multiple phone calls from her that evening and the rest of the week. i finally got the balls to tell her i didn't think it was gonna work out. THE END

08-19-2005, 07:03 AM	#18 (permalink)
Chuck 98 RT/10 Sexist Location: Tampa	Chicks have the best "worst date" stories. Guy's "worst date" stories are all pretty much the same. "She was fat, so I bailed."

08-19-2005, 07:23 AM	#20 (permalink)
jabtay Wheres the damn detonator Location: Arkansas	I met up with a girl i had been talking to for a while at a little sports bar. Well we get to drinking and get a little food. we start playing pool, and I guess she is getting pretty drunk becasue she is trying to screw everyone there except me. So she ventures off to another table where i see some guy standing there with his hand on her ass. So I acted like I got a call went to the truck and left her dumb ass with a $100+ bill...stupid bitch will think about that next time she is on a date.